Now, let's do the news!
Yeah, tell you what. Anyone seen last week's episode of Doctor Who? Raise your hands...
(audience raising hands)
Well, that was a good show but I kinda found out to be very weird about this episode...
Is it the dinosaurs?
Nope.
Is the the Aussie-accent adventurer?
Nope. Not really.
Is it the prissy robots voiced by Mitchell and Webb?
Quite ok but nope. Not that it...
Oh, what is it?
Um...um...I saw The Doctor kissing Rory Williams...
(audience laughing)
What?!
Doctor Who...just kissed a man...and if you look closely on these two pics...
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Kiss scene on Christopher and his Kind |
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The Doctor kissed Rory on Dinosaurs on a Spaceship |
You'll notice that what the hell Matt Smith's doing. We all know that he never kissed a man but he really lift the cap to do it. When Matt Smith's portraying as Christopher Isherwood on a biopic called Christopher and his Kind, we came to witness about the different kind of Matt Smith, as if he's kissing a man.
(audience laughing)
Now this. This is how we called it THE DOCTOR AND HIS KIND! We never knew we saw this coming...not even Amy Pond would saw it.
So, the eleventh Doctor, the one who thinks bowties, fezzes, stetsons, bunk beds, and glasses are cool, became the first ever Doctor Who to kiss a man, especially Rory Williams-Pond?
(audience laughing)
Question is...did The Doctor pop back to the 1930's as Christopher Isherwood and then he kissed a man?
(audience laughing)
Ha ha ha!!! That tickles me! Ha ha ha! Good point!!! Ha ha ha!
(audience laughing)
Anyway enough about THE DOCTOR AND HIS KIND and hey! Guess what? With all that success, Doctor Who garnered numerous BAFTA nominations. Also, the U.K. only Doctor Who The Adventure Game: The Gunpowder Plot was nominated for Digital Creativity and Games section. Then, the spin-off that was already axed last year since the death of Elisabeth Sladen, which is The Sarah Jane Adventures, has been nominated in the Children’s Programme category.
Really?
Yeah, and we wish those good luck at the BAFTA Cymru Awards on Sunday, 30 September 2012 at the Wales Millennium Centre.
Wait? Wales Millenium Centre? Is that Torchwood location venue?
(audience laughing)
I wonder if Captain Jack will going to mess that party?
(audience laughing)
I don't know but Mr. John Barrowman's pretty busy for some new show. Oh, I just realized something, last night was the closing ceremony for the London 2012 Paralympics. It seems that China has the most medals, 231 to be exact.
So, China's taking revenge on the US in terms of medal count? What coincidence...
Yeah, and on that closing ceremony, we saw performances from Coldplay, Ellie Simmons, Jonnie Peacock, Jay-Z and Rihanna.
What a great way to close this year's paralympics.
Yeah, indeed. And hey! We just heard about...
GREAT NEWS!
What?!
(audience laughing)
No! Wait! It's better than what you think!
Okay, what is it?
TOP GEAR...garnered a Guinness World Record for being the most watched factual TV programme in the world with 212 countries watching!
(applause)
Excellent! Great! Now, we just picked up some news that PSA Peugeot Citroen, for the first time, got removed from French Stock Exchange's CAC 40 and replace it with chemical and plastics maker Solvay SA on September 24.
(what?)
Yeah, can't believe that the French Auto industry, due to the Euro crisis, keeps on hurting down the big names. Now that PSA Peugeot Citroen's been removed from the list, where would they go next?
Good thing? Where would they go next?
(audience laughing)
Anyway, while we're solving this conundrum for this French automotive giant, let's move on to something interesting. In the fantasy world that is Forza Motorsport 4, we've seen famous motoring icons recreated from the single detail. We see General Lee, Takumi Fujiwara's AE86, Smokey and The Bandit, Herbie the Love Bug, The Fast and the Furious cars, there are to name a few but thanks to the newly bought September Pennzoil Car Pack, we might be interested on this...GMC Vandura...
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The A-TEAM Van! |
Right, here I am standing next to this...GMC Vandura. This van became famous for its appearance on the 1980's hit TV series turned 2010 movie, The A-Team, where a group of mercenaries (from the cigar-chomping leader Hannibal, the "I PITY THE FOOL" B.A. Baracus, Face, and "Howling Mad" Murdock) are wanted by the government for a crime they didn't commit and exist as soldiers of fortune, ready to help for a price to pay.
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I pity the fool! |
Look at this van. From every single detail, this lucky owner really tried to replicate the van that took THE A-TEAM wherever help is needed for a price to pay. We really PITY THE FOOL for those who didn't like this van but hey, it's a GMC Vandura. Wonder if I can take it out for a spin?
Yep. Because it's a van, it's very heavy even though it's a REAR-WHEEL DRIVE van. But it's still the A-TEAM van. Wonder if I can ram against my rivals in some competitions were racing turned deadly...Banger racing perhaps? Hmmm....
(applause)
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The A-TEAM invades Top Gear! |
Wow! What a very convincing GMC Vandura!
Yeah and unfortunately, that's just a user-generated design to match the one as seen on THE A-TEAM. Luckily! I did a whole lap on this one!
So, what time you did it in?
I did it in...1:56.832!
(audience laughing and applause)
Well done!