Sunday, June 10, 2012

We gonna be killed and eaten by Bradley fans!

What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? We gonna be killed and eaten by Timothy Bradley fans!

(audience laughing)

I should explain that those scores proven that Manny Pacquiao did better than Timothy Bradley but...

...but those split decisions and judging are something a bit controversial. It was proven that Timothy Bradley exterminated Manny Pacquiao like the Daleks!

Absolutely. It's like VICTORY OF THE DALEKS!

(audience laughing)

Yes. It's kinda more of a metaphor but sure. It's like Pacman got exterminated by the Daleks!

(audience laughing)

Exactly. So if you're reading this, Jinkee Pacquiao, okay, wife of Manny Pacman Pacquiao, and kids. It wasn't our fault why Pacman got exterminated by Bradley. And now gentlemen, if I might make a suggestion...RUN!

RUN!

Let's go! See yah! Good bye everyone!

Banana Split HOT ISSUE June 9, 2012

Even with Kim Chiu guested on the June 9, 2012 episode of ABS-CBN's Banana Split, there's no stopping the madness occurred each in every corner, even their take on the CJ Corona impeachment. So anyway, what's what for this HOT ISSUE?

1) Hiwalayan ng mga showbiz couples, pinag-uusapan ng madlang pipols!

Uso ang hiwalayan...split!
Sa showbiz lamang yan...split
Una si Grace Lee't P-Noy...split!
Ating pag-usapan...split!
Sinundan ng Melason...split!
Marami ang nashock...split!
At ang twin sis ni Melai...split!
Siya rin ay hiwalay...split!
Angel at Derek, break na...split!
Lahat ay nabigla...split!
Pati John Lloyd-Shaina...split!
Daming intriga...split!
Heto ang latest Mare...split!
Si John at si Bianca...split!
Meron daw na 3rd party...split!
Lahat naloloka...split!

Break-up...
Is More fun...
But not so fun...
Not so fun in the Philippines! (Kaya nga!)

Kaya wish namin sana...split!
Mafix ang broken heart...pls!
Parang itong si Melai...what?
Meron nang Melayan...sweet!
Napaka-sweet!

2) Puspusang training ng pambansang kamao na si Manny Poohkyaw, todo-higpit sa mga press!

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Mercedes S600 tuned into Lorinser S70 V12 BiTurbo

Lorinser S70 V12


Lorinser S70 V12

Lorinser S70 V12

Of course, it started out in life as a Mercedes-Benz S600, the one with the V12 engine on it, but then it has been fully injected with some steroids on it. What this is, is a Lorinser S70 V12 BiTurbo.

With some VIP STYLE looks, luxurious interior, and a beefed up V12 engine that produces a massive 805PS of power via huge turbos equipped, this tuned luxury saloon has the speed of a supercar. Yes, it now has an entry to the supercar club because it has a top speed of 205mph if the limiter is off.

Massive, right? This will leave them jealous to see one...

ITC280 Update 10


What I learned in Week 10 of the ITC280 Class:

1) Here is how we create a session variable in PHP

if(!isset($_SESSION)){session_start();}


$sCustomerID = trim($row['CustomerID']); //Grab the Customer's unique ID, from a database


$_SESSION["sCustomerID"] = $sCustomerID; //Enter variable into session variable


2) We can clear a session by calling:
session_destroy();


3) To clear the data before destroying a session; insert an empty array:
$_SESSION = array();//copy empty array in case of failure!


4) We can silence notices and warnings by placing this code on our file
error_reporting(E_ERROR | E_PARSE); //only major problems

5) We can check the contents of the session and if the session is not set, we can send the user to a login page

if(!isset($_SESSION)){session_start();}
if(!isset($_SESSION['sCustomerID']))
{ //no session var
     myRedirect("login.php?msg=5"); //send user back to login page, as session has timed out
}

6) To find and upload setting, view the PHP info command results and search for the string via the browser. For example;

upload_max_filesize


7) To be able to upload a file, we need to use the enctype attribute in our form.

<form action="upload_test.php" method="post" enctype="multipart/form-data">


8) We use the file attribute of the input element to allow a file upload.
Please select an image to test upload: <input type="file" name="image" />

NOTES:
Seriously, did I finished the final project? My teacher said that this assignment served as the last part of my final project. I really don't know why. I haven't made a project before, but let's face it. I should accept the fact that my teacher said I already finished my final project. As I recall, my teacher said that Assignments 8 to 12 served as part of the final project. Really? If I said yes, then it is. That means I done it. Question is, should I come to class on Monday and Wednesday? I should remember that next week is the last week of the Spring 2012 semester.

Never mind, I'll find out by myself.

That is all.

2012 Toyota Alphard and Vellfire modified by WALD

Well, what do you know? Those guys at WALD did a pretty good job modifying those ultra-luxury Alphard and Vellfire MPVs to create those from WALD'S Executive Line series and Black Bison series! With such spartan looks, aggressive rims, and overall luxuriousness to cater the notorious VIP STYLE culture, needless to say that both of them looked good...for a Malaysian smuggler...

2012 WALD Alphard Black Bison

2012 WALD Vellfire Black Bison

2012 WALD Alphard Executive Line

2012 WALD Vellfire Executive Line

C63 AMG Black Series modified by VATH

VATH C63 AMG Black Series


The Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG Black Series is already of the most insane Benz ever made for the enthusiasts who want to lose his mind on the road and on the track. Surely, I already tried one on Forza 4 via the Megular's Car Pack. It has a 1:21.0 lap time at the Top Gear Test Track. So, what's next?

German tuning firm VATH seriously tuned the C63 AMG Black Series to be even more mental than ever. What you do expect here is a new supercharger that generated 756HP of power, a new body kit, 20-inch rims, 217MPH of top speed, 0-60mph in 3.6 seconds, enhanced suspension, and enhanced braking.

It's amazing what this modified C63 can do...

"Love the taste, Love the price"

On the June 8, 2012 episode of Bubble Gang;

- A man asks his buddy what are the signs of an incoming gay

- "Caught on Camera" gags

- PICKUP LINES

Tulis

1) Ang pagmamahal ko sa'yo, parang kabilang classroom. Kasing ibang klase ka!!

2) One way ka ba? Kasi pag pumunta ako sa bahay niyo, parang ayoko nang bumalik.

3) Smorgasbord ka ba? Kasi pag kasama kita, I think I can eat all you can!

4) Retreat ka ba? Kasi binago mo ang buhay ko.

5) Kape ka ba? Kasi alive na alive ako sa iyo!

6) Diwata ka ba? Kasi may nunal sa mata si Petra!

7) Sana resibo ka na lang. Para pag kinasal kita, NO RETURN NO EXCHANGE.

8) Faitful ka ba? Kasi dalawang alaminos sa Laguna at sa Pangasinan!

- Don't judge the book by its cover! Bubble Gang does Hunt's Pinoy Style Tomato Sauce by spoofing this as HUNK'S PINOY STYLE TOMATO SAUCE! Made more delicious! Love the taste, Love the price.

Bubble Gang does Hunt's Pinoy Style
Spaghetti Sauce

- A reunion gone a bit ugly when it comes to their conversation

- Death sentence gets a little less accuracy. Can't shoot him!

- Daddy Dearest uncovers secrets about Inday's death

- IyoTube