New GM diesel engine plant in Rayong

2012 GM Korea Chevrolet Captiva

In Rayong, Thailand, a new General Motors diesel plant was opened and it costs 200 million US dollars (an estimate 6.010 Trillion Thai Baht) to operate Thai's first diesel engine factory operated by an American car company like General Motors.

The new diesel engine plant in Rayong, Thailand will be the first to produce an all-new Duramax engines to be first installed on a new pick-up truck which will soon be launched in emerging markets including the Philippines.

This plant will make up to 120,000 engines per year depending on the supply chain and costs of production and it will have up to 500 workers by the end of the year.

So, what do you think? (คุณคิดอย่างไร?)

Scoop: http://paultan.org/2011/09/11/general-motors-opens-new-diesel-engine-plant-in-thailand/

Photo shown is a Korean-spec Chevrolet Captiva from GM Korea Company and it's for illustrative purposes only

Ang mga Bulilit, ayaw sa lamok! Ang mga lamok, ayaw sa mga bulilit!

What just happened on the September 11, 2011 episode of Goin Bulilit?

- Goin Bulilit music video of Pangarap lang Kita by Parokya ni Edgar!

- Lamok gags

- Using the kulambo, eh?

- Dengue prevention gags

- Anong pinagkaiba ng lamok sa...

1) Twitter - Ang lamok pinapalo, ang twitter, fina-follow

2) Politikong corrupt - Ang lamok tumitigil na kapag busog na

3) bampira - ang lamok kapag sa umaga nangagat, nakamamatay. Ang bampira kapag sa umaga nangagat, siya ang patay

4) singer - ang singer natutuwa sa palakpak. ang lamok, namamatay sa palakpak

5) tao - ang tao nilalamok. Ang lamok hindi tinatao

6) Red Cross - Ang lamok, hindi ka makukunan ng dugo kapag may katol! Ang Red Cross, hindi ka makukunan ng dugo kapag may tattoo

7) tatay - ang lamok, outside the kulambo dahil nagdadala ng sakit. Ang tatay, outside the kulambo dahil nagdadala ng sakit ng ulo kay nanay!

8) Sinabi ko kay Brenna - Ang lamok, mosquito, ang sinabi ko kay Brenna, miss kita!

9) manloloko - Ang lamok, kapag kinapitan ka, pwede kang ma-dengue! Ang manloloko kapag nilapitan ka, pwede kang madenggoy

10) Miguel - Ang lamok mahirap patayin! Si Miguel, mahirap kausap!

11) sipsip - Ang lamok, kahit kanino sumisipsip. Ang sipsip, namimili ng sisipsipan

12) Dagul - Ang lamok, ayaw sa katol. Ako, ayaw ko sa tall!

- Talk show with Jhong Navarro (Nash Aguas) about Oil Price Hike

- Ready Get Set Goin in I CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOBO WITH YOU!

S. Vettel's ITALIAN JOB

Most of the Formula One fans already remembered Autodromo Nazionale Monza as the main venue of the Italian GP. (Even Gran Turismo fans became familiar with this)

On that venue, Red Bull Racing's Sebastian Vettel (known by fans as S. Vettel) managed to snag the checkered flag, emerging as the Italian GP champion, with Jenson Button from Mclaren-Mercedes placed 2nd and Ferrari's Fernando Alonso placed 3rd!

It was one heck of a dogfight while it lasted.

After one heck of a dogfight in Monza, what surprises will await F1 racers on Singapore this September 25?!

Scoop: http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2011/9/12516.html

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 9/10/11

Before we begin, here's that week's HOT ISSUE:

- Coco Martinik at Matteo Guidiselos, muling nagharap!

- BUWIS BUHAY BLIND ITEM: Batang komedyante naglasing-lasingan para iwas gulpi sa boyfriend ng inaaswang niya!

Okay, there's PINOY PRIDE everywhere on CLOWN IN A MILLION on Banana Split! Let's begin, shall we?

First off, Richard "Ichat" Bongar from Cainta takes over. He wants to show off his world-class talent that will surely put everyone in shame. MALUPIT SA CHICKS! PICK UP YOUR BODY! Then, Rex "T-Rex" Guevarra from Olongapo steps in. Alright, class is on session! And class dismissed, it's time to shine for Peter Jeffery "PJ" Maloles from Quezon City. Let's do the MATH DANCE!

The winner is: Ichat Bongar from Cainta! Pinoy Pride is the best only here on Banana Split That wouldn't be done without the Extra Scoopers like you and me!

What we learned on the September 10, 2011 episode of Sabadabadog

What we saw on the September 10, 2011 episode of Sabadabadog?

- Let's count with Sabadabadog and Ate Michelle! Time to count some "batteries"

- Even if it's rainy, Don Kahon took us for a field trip to Kuya Hubert's and he teaches us some fun art activities during a rainy day

- Let's move with Bebe Garu! "Kaya niyo bang tumalon-talon at umikot-ikot na parang ganito?"

- We learned the letter "NG"

- Kuya Tonipet told us a story of "Basketball sa Ulan"

- Mei-mei brought us in to learn about the number "2"

- Today's lesson: Just because it's raining outside does not mean that there's no playtime. You can still play, indoors!

Battle of the Brainless: Mindless Masters Edition Round Four!

What just happened on the September 9, 2011 episode of Lokomoko?

- Rural gags

- It's everyone's préféré! Battle of the Brainless Mindless Masters Edition!

Angel Locsintus Bacillus Shrotastrain

Cherry Guy Picache

Pip Sotto

Jinky Doo

Manny Misalucha

Question 1: Sino itong fictional character sa pelikula na ginagampanan ng actor na si Chris Evans? Siya ay may initials na C.A.

Answers: Cash Advance, Court of Appeals, Commonwealth Avenue, Cory Aquino, Cayetano Arellano, Justice Cayetano Arellano, Caloy Alde, Caloy America, Corporal America, COLONEL AMERICA

Question 2: Sino itong artistang pinag-aagawan ng mga lalaking sina Coco at Matteo? Siya ay may initials na M.S.

Answers: Midnight Snack, Magic Sing, Max Sorvan, Meteor Shower, Mega Star, Medium Star, Meryl Streep, Marita Sobel, Maritess Samson, Maricel Soriano, Meryl Soriano, Baby Meryl Soriano, Maita Soriano, MASTER SHOWMAN

- Magalang Republic in DEMOLITION

- More of Whose Line Is It...ANYHOW?!

1) Nung sanggol ka kailangan mo ako at ngayong matanda ka na kailangan mo nanaman ako! - Diaper

2) Lagi na lang masama ang loob mo pag wala ako. - pera

3) Lagi nyo na lang inaabangan ang katapusan ko! - buwan

4) Wag kang mag alala paliligayahin ko ang mga anak mo! - Toys/Laruan

5) Ang taong gipit sa akin kumakapit - Bumbay

6) Grabe! Ang mga magulang koy parang mantika - Baby oil

7) Buhay ng anak mo ang kapalit kapag nasira ako - Condom

"YAN ANG OBVIOUS!"

What just happened on the September 9, 2011 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Zombies gags on the loose!

- The proposal's too hard for one psychic because that ruins her element of surprise

- Dan and Serye faces off in a dance session

- How does Bureche take advantage to Chris Brownie for recess?

Bureche talks to Chris Brownie

- Obvious ba ang pad ko? YAN ANG OBVIOUS because Bubble Gang does Modess Ultrathin by spoofing this commercial as PODESS ULTRATHIN! Obvious ba?

Bubble Gang does Modess!

- Your favorite PICKUP LINES players battling out for PICKUP LINES supremacy again!

Sukli

Dahon

Boy Pick Up

1) Photographer ka ba? Kasi pag nakikita kita, napapa-smile ako!

2) Uling ka ba? Kasi nagbabaga ang damdamin ko sa iyo!

3) Kuto ka ba? Kasi di ka matanggal sa ulo ko!

4) Intsik ka ba? Kasi I want to show my love and Hopia like it to you.

5) Buhawi ka ba? Kasi pinapaikot mo ang mundo ko

6) Bagay tayo...Kasi ang lighter pag pinatong mo sa pader, sumasabog...

7) Holdapper ka ba? Bibigay ko sa iyo lahat. Huwag mo lang ako sasaktan

8) Na-mi-miss kita...Thank you...

- Balitang News is all lubricated and vibrated to bring you some crazy news!

Balitang News

- His neighbor is his wife? OH NO!

- Welcome to Tragedy Bar, a place where you can cry all you want!

Tragedy Bar