Goin Bulilit 7th Graduation Night

Every year at Goin Bulilit, this show bid farewells to those who are not Bulilits anymore if they were going to graduate from elementary or reaching the age of 13 but that's different, graduating means you're all grown up and no longer part of Goin Bulilit anymore.

This year, Goin Bulilit bids farewell to the veteran bulilits such as Sharlene San Pedro, Nash Aguas, Nika, Aaliyah, and Noemi.

It's hard for the Goin Bulilit kids to say farewells to our veteran bulilits because they are all grown up and yes, these no-longer-kids are joining the ranks of others who left Goin Bulilit such as Kathryn Bernardo, Julia Montes, Miles Ocampo, Alfred Labatos, Hopia Legaspi, Igiboy Flores, Jane Oineza, and CJ Navato.

Don't give up kids (oh wait, you kids are no longer kids). On the bright side, you are all grown up and moved on to bigger and brighter things.

Goin Bulilit 7th Graduation Night

We would like to express our biggest sympathy to the graduates! For them, good luck and enjoy your new lives, GB graduates!

Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Vol. 12

HOLY SHOOT! WHAT THE FUDGE?

Those "son of a bee stings" just ransacked my blogs again! This time, it's a double! It seems my blogs been burglarized! (Hey, it's the 12th time our blogs been burglarized by car enthusiasts looking for car commercial songs). These hoodlums left me with a repetitive message of "kia optima k5 song artist", "music kia k5 commercial", and "name of song in kia optima k5 commercial".  AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

That does it. Nobody search for these! Just forget about it okay? Your queries made my head burning on fire!

Okay, to cool off my fried head, here are some of my another Driving Musics (Car Commercial Songs) for you to enjoy. Just forget about the Kia K5 commercial music okay? The BGM is too original and it cannot be released to the public. Anyone keep saying what's what should go away, get dragged by a horse, and DIE! Understood?

I cannot let a single car addict saying it.

I'll forgive you guys if you promise me not to search it again.

Let's begin...

5) S&M by Rihanna - You'll hear this from a latest Renault Samsung SM3 Korean TV commercial. Single? Sorry, Daddy on board! 아빠가 타고 있어요!

4) Harbinger by Mike Oldfield (from Music of the Spheres) - you'll hear this from the RSM ALL NEW SM7 Korean TV commercial.

3) Bonobo by Ketto - as heard from the Kia K7 Korean commercial back in 2009 and also at the Citroen C4 Picasso French commercial back in 2006

2) Tick Tock Boom by The Hives - as heard from the new Citroen C3 French TV ad back in 2009.

1) La 2CV en folie by Lefèvre Raymond (from bandes originales des gendarmes : L'intégrale) - as heard from last year's Citroen Superbonus promo commercial. This commercial has a scen from L'intégrale!

And that's for now! This segment is intended to "attack" some car enthusiasts who are looking for car commercial songs. It was intended to share some more next time if my computer got burglarized by car enthusiasts looking for car commercial songs.

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 9/17/11

Before doing this, here's the HOT ISSUE of the week:

1) Shamsee Soupsoup, may mga pahayag matapos magwaging 3rd runner up sa Miss Universe 2011!

Donald Castro Trump

Shamsee Soupsoup

Interpreter

Leila Wit Lopez

- BLIND ITEM: Sikat na singer ayaw ipakita ang mukha habang papasok sa casino!

...okay, now that we had our laugh, let's tackle this week's CLOWN IN A MILLION!

First off, there's Will John Avila from Pasig, stepping through the Club Mwah stage. Oh, the grossness of poor people according to him. Seems that he wants to be more like rich people like some kind of a rich breed of pedigree. Then, Edward "Peanut" Valespin from Sta. Cruz, Manila, takes over the center stage. Here comes the beauty queens! Okay, enough beauty queens for now, now it's showtime for Rolando Roy "Baba-Low" Cruz from Bulacan! Because he's "Baba-Low", he acts like late funnyman, Babalu! Looks like we got a future Babalu in here!

A big salute to the future Babalu! That's Baba-Low Cruz from Bulacan! Congatulations Rolando Roy "Baba-Low" Cruz! We salute you more like Banana Split salutes to the best scenes from Philippine movies such as Anak, Maging Sino Ka Man, Cheeta-eh Ganda Lalake, The Flor Contemplacion Story, Labs Kita OK Ka Lang?, and Isusumbong Kita sa Tatay Ko!

ALL NEW PRIDE ready for its POSEIDON ADVENTURE!

2012 Kia Pride sedan

The upcoming Kia Pride (third-generation Kia Rio) will be making a special appearance on the new KBS maritime drama series, Poseidon (to be aired this Monday, September 19, 2011), which stars Lee Si Young, Lee Sung Jae, Jung Woon Taek, Gil Yong Woo, and others.

Back in 2009, Kia Motors made partnership for the action drama, IRIS, and last year, they teamed up with Athena: Goddess of War. Kia Motors has it again for their PPL (Product Placement) on the new KBS drama, Poseidon, and the cars will be featured on this new drama will be the all new Kia Pride, Kia K5 Hybrid (Kia Optima Hybrid), and the Kia Sportage R.

Not only the all new Kia Pride making an appearance on the Poseidon drama but this car will make an appearance on the third season of the MBC comedy series, High Kick as well!

Scoop: http://www.dipts.com/news/?mode=view&number=36242

Kia K5 Hybrid's Guinness World Record sets standards

2012 Kia K5 Hybrid

Gotta admit it that the Kia K5 Hybrid (Kia Optima Hybrid) has set a Guinness World Record for using just 5.5 tanks of petrol in a 14-day, 12,712km cross country trip all over the United States of America.

With Wayne Gerdes and Chris Bernius behind the wheel of the Kia K5 Hybrid, this trip achieved an amazing fuel consumption of 27.44km/L (about 64.5 miles per gallon or 3.6L/100km).

It's amazing that the Kia K5 Hybrid is the best vehicle for a very long road trip not only because it was spacious, comfortable, and fun-to-drive, but also the parallel gasoline-electric powertrain benefited the best fuel efficiency on highway driving. Now I'm sure most Koreans would go for the Kia K5 Hybrid because of its Guinness World Record that exceeds expectations.

Scoop: http://www.topgear.com.ph/news/kia-optima-hybrid-sets-guinness-world-record

What we learned on the September 17, 2011 episode of Sabadabadog

What just happened on the September 17, 2011 episode of Sabadabadog?

- Let's count with Sabadabadog and Ate Michelle! Let's count tomatoes!

- Don Kahon and Kuya Arkin took us for a ride to the ring for us to learn how to skateboarding

- Dance time with Bebe Garu! Can you walk in sideways and backwards!

- We learned the letter "P"

- Kuya Tonipet told us a story titled "Palakang Pala-utos"

- Mei-mei taught us the number "3"

- Today's lesson: You often relied to others but it's fun relying on yourself.

Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Vol. 11

Not long ago, we've been under attacked by some unknown hacker from an unknown territory. The unknown hacker from nowhere left a message saying "colonna sonora hyundai i40". We don't know what language is this but we think it means "commercial song hyundai i40". To respond against this hacker, probably some kind of car enthusiast looking for car commercial songs to fill in before driving on the highway, I'll give him/her some top 5 Driving Musics (Car Commercial Songs) for him/her to enjoy.

5. Chick Habit by March April - as heard on a Renault Twingo II French TV commercial aired since 2007.

4. The Man with a Harmonica (from Once Upon A Time In The West OST) - as heard from the Peugeot 607 commercial. It's a fear car.

3. Just Can't Get Enough by the Black Eyed Peas - as heard from the Peugeot Music promo commercial. This song is part of the Universal Music catalog where one who purchased a Peugeot gets one year of free music courtesy of Universal Music. DISCLAIMER: This promo is over

2. Mister Sun by Brigitte Bardot - as heard from the Renault Wind 2011 French TV ad

1. Rock & Roll Music by The Beatles - as heard from the Hyundai i40 Korean TV commercial.

...and that does it. If anyone's hacking my computer, this segment's open at all times.

JLR Global City branch

Jaguar/Land Rover/Range Rover Lifestyle and Activity Center

A new Jaguar Land Rover showroom is opened at the Bonifacio Global City in Taguig as part of increasing existence of these British car brands (Jaguar, Land Rover, and Range Rover) in the Philippines.

Called the Jaguar/Land Rover/Range Rover Lifestyle and Activity Centre, this Taguig-based showroom is more than just offering Jaguars, Land Rovers, and Range Rovers, but also treating customers with the respect as if they were guests at their homes. This is hospitality comes standard at the JLR Global City branch.

The Jaguar/Land Rover/Range Rover Lifestyle and Activity Centre is located at the corner of 32nd Street and 4th Avenue in Crescent Park West at the Bonifacio Global City in Taguig City. This is a relocation from an old showroom at Sen. Gil Puyat Avenue in Makati City in order to accommodate the demands.

Don't worry though, this old showroom in Makati City will make room for upcoming car brands coming in the Philippines.

Scoop: http://www.topgear.com.ph/news/new-jaguar-land-rover-showroom-opens-in-taguig

Miss Loko 2011

Edgar Mortiz

That September 16, 2011 episode of Lokomoko is all about beauty pageant and yes, the Miss Loko 2011 beauty pageant has just begun. This beauty pageant's never without some production number courtesy of Voyz Avenue!

Voyz Avenue

This beauty pageant can't get even more funny!

Venus Saturno - Ms. Quezon City

Judge Stregan

"How can we uplift our economy today even
though we are currently under an economic crisis?"

Nina Ricci Aligue - Ms. Palawan

Judge Je-Mon

"Which is your favorite body part, and why?"

Shamsey Straw - Ms. Vigan

Judge Jomar Vinay

"Kung ipapanganak kang muli, ano ang mas pipiliin mo?
Ipanganak ng maganda pero mahirap,
o mayaman pero pangit, at bakit?"

...okay, enough for now. We'll come back later for more but here's more BATTLE OF THE BRAINLESS: MINDLESS MASTERS EDITION!

Angel Locsintus Bacillus Shrotastrain

Marian Agoncillo

Dingdong Pepot

Bea Flores

Zanjoe Yllana

Question 1: Sino itong dating Kapamilya na ngayon ay Kapatid na? Asawa siya ni Julius Babao. Ang initials niya ay T.B.

Answers: Television, Tuberculosis, Teddy Bear, Tokwa't Baboy, Totoy Bibbo, Totoy Bato, Tonyong Bayawak, Tombabauta, Tito Boy, Aiza Seguerra

Question 2: Isang kontrobersyal na tao na tinaguriang "F.G." Ang initials niya ang M.A, sino ito?

Answers: Madame Auring, Madame Auring, Madame Auring, Minnie Aguilar, Maribel Aunor, Max Alvarado, Mon Alvir

...okay, now that we had our laugh, let's go back to the Miss Loko 2011!

Vakka Manalo - Ms. Sulu

Judge Tinbiber

"Bakit ikaw ang dapat manalo ngayong gabi?"

Lara Kegahaman - Ms. Camiguin

"What is Sex?"

Melauit Marquez - Ms. Leyte

"What can you say about the handsome
young men of today?"

Shaolin Gonzales - Ms. Bukidnon

"Naniniwala ka ba sa survey na maliit na porsyento
na lang ng Pilipino ang nagugutom ngayon? Bakit?"

Alma Consumicion - Ms. Bocaue

"Your boyfriend wants to celebrate his birthday
by having sex with you. Knowing that your virginity
is at stake, how will you handle the situation?"

Dia Rhea Clitorres - Ms. Basilan

"What is the biggest problem
facing the youth today?"

...and that wraps it. Guess this whole Miss Loko 2011 beauty pageant is nothing but this week's gags. Kinda laughed about the answer to the "What is Sex" question in a mathematical way.

What's the best way to conclude this episode? Oh yeah! WHOSE LINE IS IT...ANYHOW?!

1) Bakit niyo ako nilalagyan ng jacket? Di naman ako giniginaw! - Ngipin

2) Barya barya lang maligaya na ako - Alkansya

3) Umulat umaraw maasahan mo ako! - Payong

4) Kapag tumibok ang puso wala ka nang magagawa kundi tumakbo - Bangkay

5) Isa ang pinasukan tatlo ang nilabasan - T-Shirt

6) Ako na lang lagi ang nilalapitan mo pag nagkakatulo ka! - Tubero

7) Ako ang sagot sa iyong katanungan - Sagot

"Live Big Your Way, Glove"

Let's see what's just happened on the September 16, 2011 episode of Bubble Gang:

- Wedding celebration gags fully loaded with wedding crashers!

- Breaking up is hard to do for her...

- Time for some Gulat Palaka with Cheche Bureche!

Ready the frogs!

- Lesson from the hunter: if your instinct tells you to do it, don't do it. If your instinct tells you not to do it, it's probably the right thing to do it!

- Narinig ko yun! Bubble Gang does Globe by spoofing this ad as Glove! Live Big Your Way.

Bubble Gang does Globe!

- Your favorite Pick-up liners; Push Back (Boy2 Quizon), Bagoong (Roadfill), and Boy Pick Up (Ogie Alcasid) are here for some Pick-up Lines for us to enjoy!

Push Back

Bagoong

Boy Pick Up

1) Hypnotist ka ba? Kasi, kinokontrol mo ang utak ko.

2) Nalulungkot ka ba? Dahil nag-iisa ka lang sa puso ko.

3) May kakambal ka ba? Kasi, andito ka sa isip ko, nandito ka pa sa puso ko.

4) Ipo-ipo ka ba? Dahil nalilipad ako sa ere pag andyan ka.

5) Nakakatamad ka. Dahil ang sarap tumambay pag andyan ka.

6) Mamahalin mo rin ako. Kasi, masarap kumain ng kare-kare.

7) Sira yata ang cellphone ko. Kasi wala ang number mo.

8) Mahilig ka ba sa candy?

- This pole dancer's dressing up!

- Hey! Hey! The plaintiff's doesn't understand English! Oh well, there's James Wang (Jacky Woo).

- IyoTube in Backstreet Boys' Anywhere for You

- One "Poor Kuno" just got lucky!

David Coulthard versus the world on a special GT5 event (The Verdict)

Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG in Gran Turismo 5

Back in September 5, 2011 at 11:20PM Japan Standard Time, David Coulthard invited players for a challenge of "Virtual vs. Reality" on a special SLS AMG Seasonal Event where players are driving a normal SLS AMG on The Top Gear Test Track and gain a chance to challenge against David Coulthard on a "Virtual vs. Reality" race.

At the Mercedes-Benz World in Brooklands, the best GT5 players are gathered for the ultimate challenge and whoever has the best GT5 Top Gear Test Track time in an SLS AMG right here at Mercedes-Benz World in Brooklands gets a trip for two to Brazil, where the Formula One 2011 Finals takes place this November 27, 2011.

Jason Birt (age 31) from East London garnered the best position with the lap time of 01:16.86, beating out against all the players but it has a +.548 gap against David Coulthard's real lap time of 1:16.32, making a proving stage that reality is better than virtual.

Too bad he didn't beat David Coulthard's best time but for Jason Birt, he got himself a trip to Brazil to watch the final round of the 2011 Formula One race!

Scoop: http://us.gran-turismo.com/us/news/d5918.html

The Secret Origin of Pizza Pie?

Before summarizing The Secret Origin of Pizza Pie (Ang Alamat ng Pizza Pie) according to Banana Split's Lola Melai, Ryan Bang's here again with two Korean girls sitting beside him for another set of KorePino words. First off, the Korean word of "Beside" is "Yeop E" but sounds like either UP (University of the Philippines) or the Tagalog word for "Flat". Then, the Korean word of "From" is "Bu Teo" but sounds like "Buto" which is Tagalog for "Bone".

OK, now where was I? Oh yeah! Ang Alamat ng Pizza Pie!

It all started when two men (let's call them Rasheed and Jason) are very hungry and there is nothing to eat at home. They yelled at the woman (let's call it Sunshine) for some food but the woman said that she already cooked some pie when suddenly, Jason got sat at the pie accidentally. Oh great, Jason Francisco just wasted the pie Sunshine Garcia cooked for both Jason and Rasheed when suddenly, the pie, which Jason accidentally sat on it, tasted great! Both Rasheed and Sunshine love it and from now, they discovered Pizza Pie! (Get it? Pisa Pie!)

This "pisa" pie tastes great!

Speaking of which, you can now catch Banana Split every weekday afternoons after Happy Yippee Yehey under the title "Banana Split Laughternoon Delight". 2:45PM Philippine Standard Time before I DARE YOU on ABS-CBN's Kapamilya Gold, beginning September 19, 2011! See you there!