Another Damoobs ni Kuya Jobert Austria on the February 2 episode on Banana Split; there was some guy (Bentong) is having a hard time doing the Wolf Whistle to the incoming woman. Then Kuya Jobert approaches and tells him that he's good at whistling. First of all, he's doing some funny parts on his face. LOL
Then, Kuya Jobert ate some polvoron, and doing some funny faces again but instead of whistling, he spitted the chewed polvoron on the guy's face! HAH HAH!
In the end, Kuua Jobert gave him an ordinary whistle and the guy performed Wolf Whistle on the girl and the girl smack the heck out of that guy! Ouch!
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
No candle during brownout? Leave it to Alpha Beth!
Another Alpha Beth episode on the February 1 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings! When the couple forgot the candle during the brownout, this is the job for Alpha Beth, the superhero who has a letter to solve problems! The word is "HANDLE", then replace the letter H with the letter C and ta-da! It's a "CANDLE"!
Also, Kuya Art, the Art Throb shows us how to make the Statue of Liberty with the use of clay and water. Heh, guess the Art Throb's messing the clay until it becomes the Statue of Liberty!
I almost forgot! Up to the day to celebrate Chinese New Year 2011, the Nuno sa Feng Shui gave us tips from Monday to Friday on the Banana Split spoof of TV Patrol, called Ang TV (doo wa diddy di di dum di di doo) Patrol!
Also, Kuya Art, the Art Throb shows us how to make the Statue of Liberty with the use of clay and water. Heh, guess the Art Throb's messing the clay until it becomes the Statue of Liberty!
I almost forgot! Up to the day to celebrate Chinese New Year 2011, the Nuno sa Feng Shui gave us tips from Monday to Friday on the Banana Split spoof of TV Patrol, called Ang TV (doo wa diddy di di dum di di doo) Patrol!
Monday, January 31, 2011
Kuya Jobert takes on Soccer
In the Isports Lang segment in the January 31 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings, an athlete (John Prats) approaches to Kuya Jobert, telling him that Kuya Jobert's playing soccer. Kuya Jobert's using the AZKALS reference, showing to this athlete that he's good at soccer. Oh, well, that's Kuya Jobert's trademark...
Kuya Jobert shows a cleverly funny way to kick the soccer ball. After kicking the ball with his style, Kuya Jobert's buttocks was hit. OUCH! Later, the athlete is going to kick the ball with that style Kuya Jobert used. In the end, Kuya Jobert got hit by a soccer ball! ROFL
Kuya Jobert shows a cleverly funny way to kick the soccer ball. After kicking the ball with his style, Kuya Jobert's buttocks was hit. OUCH! Later, the athlete is going to kick the ball with that style Kuya Jobert used. In the end, Kuya Jobert got hit by a soccer ball! ROFL
Dance with Hybrid
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| 2012 Lexus CT 200h |
Is it official? Is it official that the darker side of green, the Lexus CT 200h, is coming to the Philippines? According to Toyota Motor Philippines and Lexus Manila, its coming this late February!
Scoop:
That was quick. When the CT 200h debuted on January 12, 2011, I didn't know that LExus Manila finally got the memo and ready to bring the Lexus CT 200h to the Philippines just before the Philippine summer 2011! This is the cheapest Lexus we can try and yes, we are ready to dance with this hybrid!
Shall we Dance with Hybrid?
Is Mutya the next-generation Marina?
Back in 2004, ABS-CBN created a new genre in the history of Philippine television called "Fantaserye" that fills fantasy on the drama. Their first Fantaserye was Marina, which stars Claudine Baretto as Marina, a young girl who was cursed as a mermaid. Everyone knows this famous fantaserye, right?
The newest discovery of ABS-CBN, Mutya Orquia, will play as the titular character Mutya, a little girl who was born with a strange condition that looks like a mermaid. Mutya is the daughter of Cordella (played by Precious Lara Quigaman) who falls in love with a merman named Irvin (Alfred Vargas).
Separated by fear, and now in the hands of Mutya's new adoptive parents, will the young girl tries to fit in her normal life if she looks like a mermaid?
When I first peeked at the teaser, I thought that Mutya looks a lot like Xyriel Anne Manabay, but no. She's not Xyriel! She's Mutya! Kudos to ABS-CBN for their newest discovery but is Mutya the next-generation Marina?
Based on the work from the late Pablo S. Gomez (who is also behind the currently airing comedy-drama, Juanita Banana), directed by Erick Salud and Jojo Saguin, and starring Precious Lara Quigaman, Alfred Vargas, Malou Crisologo, Sandy Andolong, Tess Antonio, Gary Lim, Pen Medina, Ogie Diaz, Nina Jose, Ahron Villena, Jairus Aquino, and introducing Mutya Orquia as Mutya herself!
Scheduled to be on air this January 31 after Noah!
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Volkswagen Jetta VI
In North America, it is common that you are seeing a bunch of Volkswagen Jetta cars roaming around the American road, especially the Motor City, Detroit, Michigan. Although the Volkswagen Jetta is the German's take on the Toyota Corolla and the Honda Civic, the pricing for the Jetta is set at its competitive peak, calling it the entry-level Volkswagen for all, always staying up to its "Das Auto" slogan. In Summer 2010, the sixth-generation Volkswagen Jetta made its world premiere at Times Square, New York, and began sales on that quarter. With its North American success, Volkswagen decided to bring the Jetta on its homeland, Germany, and commercialization starts this 1st quarter 2011.
Although the codename is NCS (New Compact Sedan), the sixth-generation Jetta made this entry-level V-Dub sedan even more feistier and no longer shares the Golf platform, no longer called "the Golf with the trunk" anymore. In Europe, the sixth-generation Jetta is offered in an entry-level 1.2-litre TSi engine, a 1.6-litre TDi engine, and a high-performance 2.0-litre TDi engine. The 1.2-litre TSi engine is a turbocharged engine capable of releasing a power output of just 105 PS and consumes for about 5.7 litres/100km, while the 1.6L TDi engine consumes for about 4.5 litres/100km with the same power output as the 1.2-litre TSi engine, making it an effective European eco-car for the masses. Lastly, the top-of-the-line 2.0 TDI DPF has a greater power output of 140 PS and consumes for about 4.8 litres/100km. Volkswagen plans to add more engine ranges for the new Jetta in the future.
MY THOUGHTS ABOUT THE JETTA:
Entry-level quality at its best, and that is why the Jetta evolved into even more than what you expect from other entry-level cars. Although the exterior looks more like an enlarged version of the Russian-made Polo Saloon, the new Jetta looks more stylish and stays true to its entry-level roots. With its improved tastes, I admit that the new Jetta makes it a worthy opponent from the world of entry-level compact sedans. The Hyundai Accent RB seems to be waiting for the new Jetta to make a move.
With that, I just really hope that Volkswagen will return to the Philippines soon, however, we do not like what will the price of this new Jetta is because it will end up being 10% more expensive than the Toyota Belta.
Photo: Volkswagen AG
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| 2012 Volkswagen Jetta |
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| 2012 Volkswagen Jetta interior |
Although the codename is NCS (New Compact Sedan), the sixth-generation Jetta made this entry-level V-Dub sedan even more feistier and no longer shares the Golf platform, no longer called "the Golf with the trunk" anymore. In Europe, the sixth-generation Jetta is offered in an entry-level 1.2-litre TSi engine, a 1.6-litre TDi engine, and a high-performance 2.0-litre TDi engine. The 1.2-litre TSi engine is a turbocharged engine capable of releasing a power output of just 105 PS and consumes for about 5.7 litres/100km, while the 1.6L TDi engine consumes for about 4.5 litres/100km with the same power output as the 1.2-litre TSi engine, making it an effective European eco-car for the masses. Lastly, the top-of-the-line 2.0 TDI DPF has a greater power output of 140 PS and consumes for about 4.8 litres/100km. Volkswagen plans to add more engine ranges for the new Jetta in the future.
MY THOUGHTS ABOUT THE JETTA:
Entry-level quality at its best, and that is why the Jetta evolved into even more than what you expect from other entry-level cars. Although the exterior looks more like an enlarged version of the Russian-made Polo Saloon, the new Jetta looks more stylish and stays true to its entry-level roots. With its improved tastes, I admit that the new Jetta makes it a worthy opponent from the world of entry-level compact sedans. The Hyundai Accent RB seems to be waiting for the new Jetta to make a move.
With that, I just really hope that Volkswagen will return to the Philippines soon, however, we do not like what will the price of this new Jetta is because it will end up being 10% more expensive than the Toyota Belta.
Photo: Volkswagen AG
Moving out, car horns, shields, and magic?
Hey hey! What just happened on the January 29, 2011 episode of Banana Split?
- hottest showbiz issues in HOT ISSUE
- lipatan and feng shui jokes
- The Art Throb shows us how to make a paper boat
- Damoobs ni Kuya Jobert in "Car Horn"
- Another James Bang mission: prevent a guy from being spilled by a car with the use of this gadget; the Bangsangga.
- Magic Singh's Cage Magic that transforms his assistant into a husband who left his wife!
- some dances
- hottest showbiz issues in HOT ISSUE
- lipatan and feng shui jokes
- The Art Throb shows us how to make a paper boat
- Damoobs ni Kuya Jobert in "Car Horn"
- Another James Bang mission: prevent a guy from being spilled by a car with the use of this gadget; the Bangsangga.
- Magic Singh's Cage Magic that transforms his assistant into a husband who left his wife!
- some dances
Saturday, January 29, 2011
XFR in GT5
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| This executive sedan cruises the city streets at night |
Despite branded as a Standard Tier car, the Jaguar XFR, the high-performance version of the Jaguar XF executive sedan, made its appearance at GT5 and nope, you can't buy it at the dealerships...yet!
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| On the highway, the XFR's beauty shines |
To obtain the elusive Jaguar XFR, you must first win gold at the Top Gear challenge where you have to overtake the Kubelwagens in the Kubelwagen (Watch out for the incoming Schwimmwagen vehicles!).
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| Nighttime cruising with the cat |
Driving the Jaguar XFR made more like a rich executive but here on GT5, it's all about racing on this big cat. At night, the XFR looks more elegant. Heh, I even know that this executive high-performance saloon is one heck of a cool car but I believe that I may take some time to master the Jaguar XFR in Gran Turismo 5.
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| Cool beauty underneath the hulking Jaguar XFR |
If you even show it on online mode, who cares? Every GT5 player knows exactly how the Jaguar XFR look like but still, they don't even mind it but questioning "how to win the Jaguar XFR in GT5" all over. Folks, its on the Top Gear challenge. To win this car, finish the Top Gear challenge (the Kubelwagen part) in gold. The Sambabus part of the Top Gear challenge rewards gold winners the Top Gear Test Track while the Lotus Elise 111R part of the Top Gear challenge rewards gold winners a special Lotus Elise Type 72. Need to repeat myself?
Finish the Sambabus part of the Top Gear Challenge in Gold to unlock the Top Gear Test Track
Finish the Lotus Elise 111R part of the Top Gear Challenge to win the Lotus Elise Type 72
Lastly, accomplish Gold in the Kubelwagen part of the Top Gear Challenge to win the Jaguar XFR
(panting) Oh well, I'm enjoying myself driving the XFR at the highway with a fresh Personal BGM...
Oh Yes! Bicolore version of Kiyama-sensei's car!
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| Lamborghini Gallardo Bicolore |
Back at the 2011 Qatar Motor Show, Lamborghini debuted a Gallardo Bicolore special edition. (What I meant to say that this is the Bicolore Edition of Kiyama-Sensei's Gallardo, you know what I mean)
In Europe and Asia-Pacific markets (especially Japan); the Gallardo LP560-4 Bicolore will be offered while in the North American markets; only the 2WD Gallardo LP550-2 Bicolore will be offered. It may be disappointed for North American Gallardo fans that they got the downgraded, 2WD version of the Gallardo Bicolore but wherever which country you're in, the Gallardo Bicolore is colored in stylish two-tone and its available in five authentic colors; Giallo Midas, Arancio Borealis, Grigo Telesto, Bianco Monocerus, and Blu Caelum.
I believe when it hits in Japan soon, they'll go gaga over the Blu Caelum color because that was the color of the Gallardo Kiyama-sensei drove in To Aru Kagaku no Railgun. With this Bicolore special edition, this is Kiyama-sensei's car in a new direction. LOL
SINO ANG DAPAT SISIHIN?
That was my question;
SINO ANG DAPAT SISIHIN?!
I watched the news about construction workers died from an gondola accident at some construction site at Makati City.
Scoop:
Deepest condolences to the families of the deceased construction workers. As I noticed it, SINO ANG DAPAT SISIHIN? (Who's Going to Blame?) The construction firm? I think so because they were behind this!
Families of the deceased construction workers (about 11) are trying to seek justice from this incident.
Aside from that, anyone heard of the BUS BOMBING in Edsa?
SINO ANG DAPAT SISIHIN?
Scoop:
SINO ANG DAPAT SISIHIN?
Who knows...we'll find the answer someday...
"Lakas na walang sabit!"
What just happened on the January 28 episode of Bubble Gang?
1) Cliff gags that you won't lose grip on these!
2) Cheche Bureche in "Ako Legal Daughter": Dad bought a beautiful Chinese dress and Bureche told that it should belong to Cheche. Why? Because Dad told that his wives will come to this house and he told Cheche and Bureche that they should be at their best behavior. This segment ends where Dad just got slipped at the kitchen because of the spilled cooking oil!
3) Bubble Gang does the spoof of the Manila Beer commercial and gagged as Vanilla Beer! LAKAS NA WALANG SABIT!
4) Maureen Larrazabal explains what do we, kids, do if our parents made something wrong.
5) Bubble Gang imagines the "Insektoserye"; where the insects are the heroes of the story!
6) Here comes the gay reaper!
7) A silent war at the library
8) Fall in love with Moymoy Palaboy and Roadfill in IyoTube
9) A masseur shows the ladies on effective massaging techniques
1) Ogie Alcasid explains what if traffic enforcers, doctors, and robbers are pro dancers.
1) Cliff gags that you won't lose grip on these!
2) Cheche Bureche in "Ako Legal Daughter": Dad bought a beautiful Chinese dress and Bureche told that it should belong to Cheche. Why? Because Dad told that his wives will come to this house and he told Cheche and Bureche that they should be at their best behavior. This segment ends where Dad just got slipped at the kitchen because of the spilled cooking oil!
3) Bubble Gang does the spoof of the Manila Beer commercial and gagged as Vanilla Beer! LAKAS NA WALANG SABIT!
4) Maureen Larrazabal explains what do we, kids, do if our parents made something wrong.
5) Bubble Gang imagines the "Insektoserye"; where the insects are the heroes of the story!
6) Here comes the gay reaper!
7) A silent war at the library
8) Fall in love with Moymoy Palaboy and Roadfill in IyoTube
9) A masseur shows the ladies on effective massaging techniques
1) Ogie Alcasid explains what if traffic enforcers, doctors, and robbers are pro dancers.
Case to Case is back?!
Here's what happened on the January 28, 2011 episode of Lokomoko U;
- Chinatown gags in time for Chinese New Year
- Eh? Case to Case is back?! Anyway, the Lokomoko U-gagged version of Face To Face is back and this time; the case involves on a call center agent who drank poison that didn't know it was expired. The culprit who sells expired poison showed up and oh my! IT'S A TOTAL RIOT IN CASE TO CASE! LOL
- In Talentadong Family; looks like our favorite Lola of Knock Knock Jokes was in jail! Oh no! Because she can't do Knock Knock jokes, she uses her new joke which we are familiar of; The USE IN A SENTENCE Jokes!
1) Use "8th Avenue" in a sentence: Hoy! Sinong nag-park ng kotse na yan sa gitna ng kalsada? Nakakaabala! 8TH AVENUE!
2) Use "Guava" in a sentence: Iha, bakit ayaw mo sa mukha ng asawa mo? Masa-GUAVA?
3) Use "Amoeba" in a sentence: Hay naku iha, yung mga pulis na 'yan, kanina pa ako nagpapaalam para umihi! Hay, di ako napalabas kaya umihi ako dito! Iha, AMOEBA?
4) Use "Devastation" in a sentence: You can ride the bus in DEVASTATION.
5) Use "Entertain" in a sentence: My favorite numbers are eleven, twelve, ENTERTAIN!
6) Use "Parachute" in a sentence: I-asinta mo ng mabuti ang bola sa ring PARACHUTE!
..oh well looks like its Jail Time for the Family!
- Fast rewind back to the prehistoric times please because here comes another Jurassic-age pun on B.C. Bisihan! In that segment; we observed how the pliers and the toothbrush was made in prehistoric times!
- Chinatown gags in time for Chinese New Year
- Eh? Case to Case is back?! Anyway, the Lokomoko U-gagged version of Face To Face is back and this time; the case involves on a call center agent who drank poison that didn't know it was expired. The culprit who sells expired poison showed up and oh my! IT'S A TOTAL RIOT IN CASE TO CASE! LOL
- In Talentadong Family; looks like our favorite Lola of Knock Knock Jokes was in jail! Oh no! Because she can't do Knock Knock jokes, she uses her new joke which we are familiar of; The USE IN A SENTENCE Jokes!
1) Use "8th Avenue" in a sentence: Hoy! Sinong nag-park ng kotse na yan sa gitna ng kalsada? Nakakaabala! 8TH AVENUE!
2) Use "Guava" in a sentence: Iha, bakit ayaw mo sa mukha ng asawa mo? Masa-GUAVA?
3) Use "Amoeba" in a sentence: Hay naku iha, yung mga pulis na 'yan, kanina pa ako nagpapaalam para umihi! Hay, di ako napalabas kaya umihi ako dito! Iha, AMOEBA?
4) Use "Devastation" in a sentence: You can ride the bus in DEVASTATION.
5) Use "Entertain" in a sentence: My favorite numbers are eleven, twelve, ENTERTAIN!
6) Use "Parachute" in a sentence: I-asinta mo ng mabuti ang bola sa ring PARACHUTE!
..oh well looks like its Jail Time for the Family!
- Fast rewind back to the prehistoric times please because here comes another Jurassic-age pun on B.C. Bisihan! In that segment; we observed how the pliers and the toothbrush was made in prehistoric times!
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