Showing posts with label warning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label warning. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
WARNING: Please refrain from saying "Difference between..."
Readers,
It's me again, Leopaul. I am trying to keep this blog safe from morons who are ruining my blog, especially morons who DON'T KNOW HOW TO POST A COMMENT. I've been busy checking my website's stats and frankly I'm amazed. Usually, those idiots who visited my blog kept on saying "What is the difference between (keyword withheld) and (keyword withheld)." These were search terms and they're not comments.
DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO POST A COMMENT?
Need myself to repeat what I just said? If you're asking questions, don't use the search engine. POST A COMMENT!!! Do you see the word "Post a comment" below? Guess you morons don't know how to scroll a page!!! Do you see a scroll bar? What?! You don't know what a scroll bar is? It's on the right you small-brain readers! You must be living in a cave or something and you don't know what a blog or computer or scroll bar or post a comment is!!!
No matter how many times I tried, it still doesn't work. I've been busy checking the site's stats or Feedjit or Statmeter, or any other web-checking sites, the results I'm getting keep getting the same response like these...
different between toyota alpard 350g and 350s
1998-2003 bmw m5 differences
difference between "mid size sedan" and " medium sedan"
difference between 2ar-fe and 2az
difference between insight ze2 and ze3
difference between passo/boon and ractis
difference between toyota alphard and vellfire
difference between toyota noah and voxy
different honda odyssey rb3 and rb4
for honda what is the difference between the freed and the freed spike
insight honda ze2 difference
toyota premio 2009 what is difference l or f l package japan
what is the difference between the toyota vitz ksp130 and toyota vitz nsp130
what is the difference between z and a model in toyota vellfire
whats the difference between toyota voxy and toyota noah?
...s**t...I don't know what am I going to do with you internet illiterates who don't know how to post a comment in my site and who don't know what a scroll bar is. Let this be a WARNING to all of you. A WARNING TO ALL OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO POST A COMMENT OR SCROLL. The more you kept doing this, the more I'm becoming abusive, violent, and high-blood as a blogger. So I'm telling you this...
NEVER TURN A SEARCH ENGINE INTO A QUESTION BOX!
Post a comment after you read my topic! Leave your name here and I'll respond. Isn't that simple? Now you're just making it complicated.
For inquires, email me at leopaul_delr@hotmail.com, like this site on Facebook or follow me on Twitter.
THANK YOU
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
EMERGENCY PROGRAM ONE
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Dear readers from the Philippines,
This is EMERGENCY PROGRAM ONE. Readers, now listen. I know, I got that whole EMERGENCY PROGRAM ONE idea from Doctor Who but because I heard that the whole Philippines noticed that the Anti-Cybercrime Law (R.A. No. 10175) goes into full effect as of now and there could only be one thing: we, bloggers are in grave danger and I mean fatal. I am dead, or I am jailed by the cops for blogging this for 12 years and that's okay. I hope it's a good imprisonment. But I promised to look after you and that's what I'm doing.
This whole Anti-Cybercrime Law that was signed by the President of the Philippines last month takes down cyber pornography, cyber fraud, file and torrent sharing, and other illegal criminal activities done by the internet. Thanks to Tito Sotto, this law also deals with the word "libel" which some say that any LIKE, TWEET, SHARE, or anything involved on libel could arrest you and be locked up in jail for 12 years. And I bet you’re fussing and moaning now. Typical. But just hold on and listen a bit more.
Emergency Program One means I’m facing an enemy that should never get their hands on my blog. So this is what you should do: let my blog die. Just let this worthless blog gather bugs. No one can access it, no one can even read it. Let it become a bogus blog site made by some worthless human being. And over the years, the world will move on and this blog will be buried. And if you want to remember me, then you can do one thing. That's all. One thing.
Have a good life. Do that for me, readers. Have a FANTASTIC life.
- Leopaul C. Del Rosario
Sunday, September 30, 2012
REMINDER: Leopaul's Blog to Everything does not involve car repairs
Hi! This is Leopaul, in charge of this blog.
I've received numerous inquires, most of them are related to car repairs such as timing chains, how to change stereo, malfunction of some suspension systems, smoke belching, mirrors, some parts of the car didn't work, and something else that is more about car repairs.
May I remind you that Leopaul's Blog to Everything is NOT a website about car repairs. Please understand that. On this blog...
- I don't tell how often can you change a timing belt on your car
- I don't tell you how to remove a radio of your car
- I don't tell you how can you activate certain parts of your vehicle
- This is a news site, NOT a site for car repairs
- I don't tell you about a car's problems
- I will never tell more about warning lights
- If your car is broken, don't fix it by yourself. Go see a mechanic, NOT ON THIS SITE, OKAY?
- Importantly, Leopaul's Blog to Everything does not provide car owner's manual. I told about that and do please if you're looking for an owner's manual online, NOT ON THIS SITE, OKAY?
- I don't solve engine knocks. If you hear one, go see a mechanic, NOT ME, OKAY?
- I don't involve sound proofing your car
- I don't tell if dust is coming on your car's interior
- REFRAIN FROM USING VERY LONG SEARCH QUERIES! Comment or use the chat box on my blog for questions, okay?!
This is very important. I am trying to maintain my blog as a 100% news and personal experience site and not a site involve on car repairs. I repeat, Leopaul's Blog to Everything is not a website involve on car repairs so, if you're looking for web sites involve on car repairs, don't bother seeing me, okay? I've warned you, this blog has absolutely NO EXPERIENCE on car repairs.
THIS IS A NEWS AND PERSONAL EXPERIENCE SITE.
Thank You.
For inquires, e-mail me at leopaul_delr@hotmail.com
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Are you Facebook-ing to death?
I just saw something on the website regarding how people put status updates to their Facebooks and Twitters:
"The evidence is mounting that too much Facebooking, Twittering, and other online social- networking activities could kill you.
By taking the place of face-to-face conversations, they up your chances of being felled by cancer, dementia, heart disease, stroke, diabetes, rheumatoid arthritis and lupus, a new study concludes."
So what? Who cares? Does anyone can say that Facebooking can kill you as much as snoring yourselves to death?
Why there are so many experts doing anything against Facebook, Twitter, or any social networking sites we use today? Do they think we should stick with old-fashioned methods.
We love using Facebook! We love Farmville! We love Pet Society! We love Mafia Wars!
If they think about Facebooking kills people, can we face it? Or stand up against the study?
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