Tropa Mo Ko Nice Di Ba?! - November 22, 2014

On the November 22, 2014 episode of Tropa Moko Nice Di Ba?!

- The GANDUMB AND GANDUMBER girls are too dumb for their knock-knock jokes!

- Gardener gags

- In this episode's PAMINTA 101, we find out the differences between a male, a beki, and a paminta when they react on the music they're listening!

- DUDE THE MOVES says...Status It's Constipated kasi hirap ilabas ang puso ko.

- The GANDUMB AND GANDUMBER girls got themselves the wrong gamefowl...because it's a duck!

- ANINO & ABUNDAT tonight with Mai-Mai Delos Reynas.

- More fun with the BFFs! Best Fake Friends that is...

- The GANDUMB AND GANDUMBER girls are too dumb to learn French!

- The GANDUMB AND GANDUMBER girls are too dumb about computer viruses!

- WHACK-PAD presents EKANG: an almost Cinderella Story...hindi umabot.

- DUDE THE MOVES know that you end yourself from being mayabang is by being perfect!

- Ibulong mo kay Mahal!

Tropa Mo Ko Nice Di Ba?! - October 11, 2014

On the October 11, 2014 episode of Tropa Mo Ko Nice Di Ba?!

- Heaven gags

- Mr. FB goes social overload to his officemates!

- The GANDUMB AND GANDUMBER girls are too dumb to answer a question!

- Tonight's Special Guest...Mommy D!

- Different situations when in the jeepney are explained

- The GANDUMB AND GANDUMBER girls are STILL too dumb to answer a question!

- Battle of the Brainless Celebrity Edition with Mommy D, Sherap, and Nura!

- The GANDUMB AND GANDUMBER girls don't know what corn is this.

- Poke-Pokan Na! in Bulong Ni Mahal!

Tropa Mo Ko Nice Di Ba?! - October 4, 2014

On the October 4, 2014 episode of Tropa Mo Ko Nice Di Ba?!

- "Trapikulit" gags

- K'Nis Anino wastes time telling her sad story about being a horror queen in ANINO ABUNDAT

- In PAMINTA 101, we find out just how would a straight, beki, and a paminta react when he saw that his crush has someone now.

- The GANDUMB and GANDUMBER girls don't know about the light in the refrigerator!

- In another PAMINTA 101, we find out just how would a straight, a beki, and a paminta cry because of love.

- ANG DALAWA'T KALAHATING MRS. REAL reached its gripping and bloody climax!

- The GANDUMB and GANDUMBER girls don't know how to disinfect knives!

- The GANDUMB and GANDUMBER girls are too dumb to use vinegar!

- POKE-POKAN NA in Look Ma, No Hands!

Tropa Mo Ko Nice Di Ba?! - September 13, 2014

On the September 13, 2014 episode of Tropa Mo Ko Nice Di Ba?!

- Street vendor gags

- On this episode's ANINO ABUNDAT, the guest for this segment is none other than...Sen. Mancy Binat!

- GANDUMB and GANDUMBER girls don't know how to scare away a bird!

- Mr. Sabeeh, swabe master from all over the universe, is back to answer your questions!

- Tattooing the PAMINTA 101 way!

-  The GANDUMB and GANDUMBER girls don't know how to sort the laundry!

- It's time for BATTLE OF THE BRAINLESS Celebrity Edition!

- Poke-Pokan Na in SISIDLAN NG BUNGA!

Tropa Mo Ko Nice Di Ba?! - September 6, 2014

On the September 6, 2014 episode of Tropa Mo Ko Nice Di Ba?!:

- The Tropa Mo Ko guys showed their wild side on their "zoo gags".

- The tension continues to pour on ANG DALAWA'T KALAHATING MRS. REAL, place your guesses here.

- Two girls can't really write their names right in GANDUMB AND GANDUMBER.

- The crowd from UPHSD Las Pinas are taking on the PAMINTA 101 segment where the differences of a man, a beki, and a paminta are shown.

- MR. SABEEH solves your life dilemmas!

- Two girls can't get their bills smaller right in GANDUMB AND GANDUMBER!

- Tuesday Vargas settles the misconceptions of a shrimp!

- The BFF -BEST FAKE FRIENDS- are bragging about their weight losses!

- The GANDUMB AND GANDUMBER girls got confused about the washing machine!

- Your embarrassing feelings on embarrassing situations are examined.

- The GANDUMB AND GANDUMBER girls don't really know what "NO OUTSIDE FOOD ALLOWED" means!

- POKE-POKAN NA in ISUBO MO BABY!

Tropa Mo Ko Nice Di Ba?! - August 23, 2014

On the August 23, 2014 episode of Tropa Mo Ko Nice Di Ba!?

- On ANINO ABUNDAT, ANINO and ABUNDAT introduces award winning writer BJ Fletcher!

- Hazing gags

- BFF: Best Fake Friends

- The difference between a man, a beki, and a paminta are examined in Paminta 101!

- Special guest celeb Kim Idol spills out some of his jokes!

- TROPA DANCE TO THE MAXX, brought to you by MAXX Menthol Candy!

- Time for another round of BATTLE OF THE BRAINLESS!!!

Question: Ano ang motto ng mga girl at boy scout? Ajinomoto? Motolite? Iwa Moto? Illegal laging? Laging pinabili ng uniform!? Laging praning!? Laging binabatukan? Laging Okay!

- This episode concludes with POKE-POKAN NA and this episode's POKE-POKAN NA game is...Carry Mo Ako!

Tropa Mo Ko Nice Di Ba?! - August 9, 2014

In the August 9, 2014 episode of TV5's Tropa Mo Ko Nice Di Ba, in the Balitang Dos Syete Singko segment, in case you forgot what that Mahalia Fuentes (Mahal) said in that portion...we don't really know what she just said but anyway...

Mahalia Fuentes

"DENGKYU EN LESIERDA. LEYDES FLOM AWOUWND. DA GWOWBIN HALNYWOOD NAW. HALNYWOOD HATICHHH KAPOLWIL SHEER DATREEN WANTCH AGAIN EN BAD PITT EN ANDYELEENA DYULI WILL COTAR EEN BY DAHTEE DA IN APCAMEEN DLAMA WY-TING, LECTED BAYJOOLI UNIBERCHAL PIKCHUR, SIRMADONALD LANLI. EAT RRANLEY, THREE-TWO TELEBRATE WIT DATUL SSUPERS-TAR ANDYELEENA END BLAD LEY PLETEN TO OP HOLNYWOOD BLAY DALENT TISAD ENDWEE AD ETE TUTUBI APART OP A DEAR. TELEBLATION O.M.SI POWER-PULL. PEACE! DATITA LAYTET PAM CHI EN EN, DEET IT MAHALIA FUENTES, THANK YOU! GOOD NIGHT! AND SLIP DEAD."

You may not understand what she said but geez, isn't that funny?!

Tropa Moko Nice Di Ba - August 2, 2014

Highlights on the August 2, 2014 episode of Tropa Moko Nice Di Ba...

- ANG DALAWANG MRS. REAL gets spoofed by Tropa Moko as...ANG DALAWA'T KALAHATING MRS. REAL!!!

- Bar gags

- Lumang Pinoy gags

- Car wash gags

Tropa Mo Ko Unli - 10/12/13

On the October 12, 2013 episode of TV5's Tropa Moko Unli, what happens when you mash up the stories of Adrian and Chichay from Got To Believe, Ser Chief and Maya from Be Careful With My Heart, and Vincent, Eric, and Lally from My Husband's Lover? It's simple, GOT TO BE CAREFUL WITH MY HUSBAND'S LOVERBOY!

Also, there's still more from the Battle of the Brainless!

1) FILL IN THE BLANKS: Heto ako basang-basa sa _________.

Kama? Laway?! Pawis? Shower? Inidoro?! Eula?! You?!! Tulo?! Ulo?! SUSO!!!

2) Twinkle, twinkle little _____.

Prosti!? Frosty the Snowman!? Pimples?! Bading!? Best actress!? Best actor?! Supporting actor?! Supporting actor na wala nang buhay?! SHOES!!!

3) Tuwing may lamay, madalas ay binibigyan natin ang mga bisita natin ng kape at _____. Ano ang ____ na ito?

Kuko?! Asukal?! Tasa!? Tinidor?! Bra!? CROISSANT!!!

Tropa Moko Unli - 9/21/13

Some of the highlights from the 9/21/13 episode of Tropa Moko Unli;

- Laysa Mae Toyo invites someone a bit more "international" as Laysa invited Miley Serious on the show, not to mention a falling rock couldn't stop their show as well as Miley's "lost in translation". And yes, more jokes here...

- Meanwhile, Tropa Moko Unli has some more BATTLE OF THE BRAINLESS jokes!

1) Sino itong teen star ngayon na nagpasikat ng kantang "Nasayo na ang lahat"? Ang initials n'ya ay DP.

Dagang patay? Derek Paulate? Dagul Po? Daniel Pernando?! Daniel Playboy?!! DENNIS PADILLA!!!

2) Ano ang tagalog ng flood? Nag-start ito sa letter B pag walang tigil ang ulan ang Metro Manila ay lubog sa ____?

Basura? Basurero?! Buwaya!? Barbie!!? Bahing?!! BAHAW!!!

3) Kumpletihin ang linya sa awitin ni Regine Velasquez: Dadalhin kita sa aking ______?

Asawa? Pangalawang asawa?? Pangatlo??? Parents!? Perya!? Tondo!? PALAKPAKAN!!!

Tropa Moko Unli - 9/14/13 (PILOT)

Laysa Mae Toyo and Jarnet Annapolis!

It's a brand new gag show aired on TV5. Tropa Moko Unli features two of Tropang Trumpo legends; Gelli de Belen and Ogie Alcasid, as well as familiar faces in the comedy scene such as Edgar Allan Guzman, Empoy, Alwyn Uytingco, Eula Caballero, Ritz Azul, Jasmine Curtis-Smith, and the Artista Academy scholars. With this new series, it seems it's off to a promising start with some pop culture references, mindless sketches, and hours of stupidity for the fun of the viewers!

On the pilot episode of the series: LOOK DOWN! Bawal ang may toyo! Dapat happy! That's right! Gusto kong mag-chacha hanggang umaga! Because here comes Laysa Mae Toyo! Yes, with Tropa Moko Unli will be spoofing various stuff, the first stuff is when Tropa Moko Unli does The Ryzza Mae Show by spoofing this as THE LAYSA MAE TOYO SHOW! First guest is pork barrel queen...JARNET ANNAPOLIS. Yes, since spoofing is the top priority, it's jokes ahoy on this one!

The new series also sees the return of a major fan favorite we know as...BATTLE OF THE BRAINLESS! Of course, this is BATTLE OF THE BRAINLESS, there's plenty of jokes ahoy such as these...

- Sinong kilalang singer mula sa kbilang network ang may show kasama ang Mega Star? 

Kiko Pangilingan? Charice Pempengco?! Bebe Gandanghari?!! Kris Aquino?!!! Ogie and the Cockroach??!!!! Ogie Almasen!!!

- Please Be Careful with my ______

Enemy? House?? Mother?! Single?!! Money?!!! Virginity??!!! Hand?! Hair?!! Hair sa ilong!? HIKA!!!

- Ang PB na ito ay pondo ng mga kongresista na ginagamit sa kanilang mga proyekto.

-  Penoy Balut? Punong bayabas? Puro bilbil? Pugad Baboy? Pork Belly? Pork Barbecue?! Pork and Beans?! PORK AND BENZ!!!

Tropa Moko Unli airs every Saturday night only on TV5!