How Cute Is Your Character? - Mabel Pines

I've been bringing in the cutest characters in the history of cartoons and games, whatever they came from, and facing all three tests; getting kissed, hugged, and resist against Isabella from Phineas and Ferb, in a bid to top my CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard.

Time for a recap...

Mog from the Final Fantasy series became the first to come into our segment and in terms of getting hug and getting kissed, Mog scored greatly but when faced off against Isabella, which is our equivalent to one pot of thermite from Brainiac's How Hard is your Thing segment, Mog's out. The best performer out there is Adventure Time's BMO. Despite getting destroyed at the face of Isabella, BMO's the best living gadget to be hugged and kissed. Yes really. BMO's the cutest but four weeks later, Poof from The Fairly OddParents steal BMO's crown but sadly, Poof's position didn't last long with the arrival of Hamtaro's Bijou.

So far, Bijou is in the lead with a total score of 24 out of 30 points and the worst in the CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard is of course...Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. Because of her clown-like personality, it's tough to contain Pinkie Pie and oh, she hurt Isabella...badly. Ouch... Glad we sedate that lunatic...

As our segment comes to a close, one final "cute character" is finally stepped out from the shadows but...can this "cute character" is worth enough to beat Bijou in our game or will Bijou retain the crown and declared victor? Time to let my inner Thalia Zucchi on. Let's find out...

Today's cute character is...

Mabel Pines

Mabel Pines? Could that be Mabel Pines who is the twin sister of Dipper Pines from the hit series Gravity Falls?

Well she looks cute but...HOW CUTE IS MABEL PINES? Brainiacs, stay alert...

The first test is...getting kissed. Just how kissable is Mabel Pines? The answer is simple.. Mabel's getting enjoyed by the kisses! Mabel likes boys. Cute boys. Handsome boys. Let's just remember, she was once kissed by a merman. That's it boys! Mabel loves the kisses! Keep going! And after a minute...that's enough. Kissing booth's over. That's a 10 out of 10 for Mabel Pines!

Next test...getting hugged. Just how huggable is Mabel Pines? Give her a nice squeeze, please. Amazingly, hugging Mabel Pines is like hugging an oversized teddy bear and as a bonus, we're not giving her an ordinary hug. It's the AWKWARD SIBLING HUG!

Awkward Sibling Hug

Yes. Pat Pat indeed. Let's give her a 9 out of 10 rating.

Last test...It's Mabel Pines vs. Isabella. Let's see who is the cutest. Time to light up what I believed to be an equivalent of one pot of thermite! Three...two...one!

Mabel Pines...guess you can't resist Isabella's cuteness because look at Isabella's cuteness, she's too cute and Mabel, what are you gonna do?

It's Beautiful!

Huh? What's this? Isabella forfeits? Wait a minute...Oh man! There goes the BOSS MABEL look! When Mabel says "It's Beautiful" in a geeky and nerdy kind of way...it's too hideous. So hideous, Isabella has left the building! That's it Mabel, you're more of an Isabella-repellant with your face. ATLIT, her Isabella-resistance rating is 8 out of 10.

Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls scored a grand total of 27 out of 30 points.

So there we have it. Mabel Pines is the winner of our segment....with the respectable EXCEPTIONALLY CUTE ranking.

1) Mabel Pines -27/30

2) Bijou - 24/30

3) Poof - 23/30

4) BMO - 22/30

5) Mokona - 22/30

6) Pikachu - 21/30

7) Catbug - 20/30
8) Mog - 19/30
9) Adipose - 16/30
10) Pinkie Pie - 15/30

Which means...the cutest character I've ever come across is MABEL PINES!

Woo-hoo!

HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?

How Cute Is Your Character? - Pikachu

I've been bringing in the cutest characters in the history of cartoons and games, whatever they came from, and facing all three tests; getting kissed, hugged, and resist against Isabella from Phineas and Ferb, in a bid to top my CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard.

Today's cute character is...

Pikachu

Is it Pikachu Pokemon number 025, a mouse Pokemon, an Electric-type Pokemon, been with Ash Ketchum for decades, and is one of the most well-loved Pokemon since the game, the anime, and the merchandise alike?

Well it looks cute but...HOW CUTE IS PIKACHU?

The first test is getting kissed. Just one kiss for Pikachu, okay? One kiss! Anyway, what's like for Pikachu when its getting kissed? "Pika?" It seems Pikachu is getting questionable when we kissed its forehead.  It seems Pikachu's unassured about our little kiss though and for that, that's a 5 out of 10 for Pikachu's "kissable" rating. Make it a sweet kiss though, this will gonna scare the little tyke but never mind about that, let's move on...

Because it's time for the second test. Getting hugged. Just how huggable is Pikachu? Yes, feel the love, Pikachu. Don't fight the love. Feel the love. Cuddle Pikachu when you want, where you want! No matter how many times you hug this electric rodent, it seems Pikachu enjoys getting hugged but don't squish Pikachu too hard or you'll be in a nasty electric shock. For huggable rating, Pikachu gets an 8 out of 10.

Time now for the final test  Pikachu is positioned in front of Isabella from Phineas and Ferb. In just a few minutes, it's gonna be one...smoking rodent! Hip hip hooray! As Isabella's face sparkles like a gem, it seems that Pikachu can't resist Isabella's cuteness but...is there a sheer sign that Pikachu's going to be knocked out by Phineas and Ferb's Isabella? Uh...I think that's a no-no. Pikachu didn't get knocked out by Isabella's cuteness. For Isabella-resistance rating, Pikachu gets an 8 out of 10.

Pikachu from Pokemon scored a grand total of 21 out of 30, slotting between Mokona and Bravest Warriors' Catbug.

1) Bijou - 24/30

2) Poof - 23/30

3) BMO - 22/30

4) Mokona - 22/30
5) Pikachu - 21/30
6) Catbug - 20/30
7) Mog - 19/30
8) Adipose - 16/30
9) Pinkie Pie - 15/30

How cute do I rank it? VERY CUTE! HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?

How Cute Is Your Character? - Bijou

I've been bringing in the cutest characters in the history of cartoons and games, whatever they came from, and facing all three tests; getting kissed, hugged, and resist against Isabella from Phineas and Ferb, in a bid to top my CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard.

Today's cute character is...

Bijou

Is it Bijou one of the hamsters from the Hamtaro TV anime series that was targeted for the little kids and she's the female hamster that shows strong interests to Hamtaro and then she was Hamtaro's companion in the Hamtaro Ham-ham Heart Break game for the Game Boy Advance?

Well she looks cute but...HOW CUTE IS BIJOU?

Bijou is definitely one of the cutest Ham-hams in the Hamtaro series but for our first test, just how kissable is Bijou? After just one kiss, seems that Bijou's getting a bit...happy. Bijou loves getting kissed thanks to being such a cute Ham-ham! This gives her a kissable rating of 7 out of 10

How about the second test? Just how huggable is Bijou? Well, since she's so cute for a Ham-ham, it maybe too small for Bijou to be hugged but luckily, if there was such thing as a stuff toy of Bijou hidden in your closets, Bijou loves getting cuddled and hugged. Look at Bijou, she's as calm as the first day of spring. This gives her a huggable or should I say cuddling rating of 9 out of 10.

And now, the final test...Isabella, do your thing. Shield your eyes or else you'll be knocked out by her cuteness! As for Bijou however, just look at her when she looked at Isabella's. So far, I don't see any abnormalities but 10 minutes later...her eyes are sparkling...but would Bijou get knocked out by Isabella's cuteness? Uh...I think that's a no. Bijou's tantalizing eyes seems to counteract Isabella's cuteness and with that...it's an 8 out of 10.

Bijou from Hamtaro garnered a grand total of 24 out of 30 points, beating the likes of The Fairly Oddparents' Poof and claim the top spot!

1) Bijou - 24/30

2) Poof - 23/30

3) BMO - 22/30

4) Mokona - 22/30

5) Catbug - 20/30

6) Mog - 19/30

7) Adipose - 16/30
8) Pinkie Pie - 15/30

How cute do I rank it? VERY VERY CUTE! HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?

How Cute Is Your Character? - Poof

10 cute characters brought in by me will face my CUTENESS TESTS; getting kissed, getting hugged, and against Isabella's cuteness in a bid to top my CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard.

Today's cute character is...

Poof

Is it Poof a fairy god-baby from the hands of Timmy Turner's fairy godparents Cosmo and Wanda from the zany and hilarious TV cartoon The Fairly Odd-Parents as seen on Nickelodeon and made by the studio, I think, that done Adventure Time? Well, actually the studio did this a decade before that but anyway...

Poof is cute for a fairy god-baby...but question is HOW CUTE IS POOF? Sorry C and W, we gonna need Poof for our segment and we're gonna find out if Poof is cuter than BMO in our leaderboard.

First test is...getting kissed. Just how kissable is Poof? Well, the answer, I think, is...Poof smiled! I mean look at Poof, he's so cute when he's laughing happily when we kissed this cute little fairy baby. That is a 9 out of 10 for Poof's "kissable" rating.

Second test is...getting hugged. How huggable is Poof? Once again, that hug made Poof so happy but if you hug him too hard, then you're in a yanking state of calamity right now. Yep, babies cry louder and so is Poof. It might be best to hug him and snuggle him in a gentle kind of way, hoping but not expecting. For his huggable rating, Poof gets an 8 out of 10.

The last test is...against Isabella. Isabella says "Whatcha Doin?"...like this. What would Poof do? Uh-oh... Poof! What are you doing! Stop poofing Izzy! Well, looks like Poof's poofing Izzy right now especially when he thinks he mistaken Isabella for some shiny object. Somebody sedate that Poof. Take him away. Anyway, with all that bonkers going on around here, we tried this thing again and this time, Poof's secured. So, the big moment, how would Poof react to Izzy's cuteness? First 10 seconds, it's fine but later...Whoa...Look at Poof now, he's drooling! He's drooling like a dog! He can't resist himself but then...we give up. Poof's a fairy baby can't be contained. We're giving him a chance so it's a decent 6 out of 10.

Poof from The Fairly Odd-Parents scored a grand total of 23 out of 30. Which means...Poof dethroned Adventure Time's BMO to claim the top spot of our CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard!

1) Poof - 23/30

2) BMO - 22/30

3) Mokona - 22/30

4) Catbug - 20/30

5) Mog - 19/30

6) Adipose - 16/30
7) Pinkie Pie - 15/30

How cute do I rank it? VERY VERY CUTE! HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?

How Cute Is Your Character? - Pinkie Pie

10 cute characters brought in by me will face my CUTENESS TESTS; getting kissed, getting hugged, and against Isabella's cuteness in a bid to top my CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard.

Today's cute character is...

Pinkie Pie

Is Pinkie Pie one of the main pony characters from the hit TV series My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic and this pony's well known for her clown-like personality that gets the ponies into trouble easily?

Well, Pinkie Pie looks as crazy as a crazed dementia at a mental hospital but yes I know, she is cute. She is cute but...HOW CUTE IS PINKIE PIE?!

First test is...getting kissed. Just how kissable is Pinkie Pie? However, there's a bit of a twist. Before you kiss that Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie kisses you first and yes...you can't stop her kissing you and her craziness can't be contained. It's gonna be a hard task to restrain her before kissing her so...it's a 5 out of 10 for the kissable rating.

Second test is...getting hugged. How huggable is Pinkie Pie? Sadly, same thing from the first test. Before you hug Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie hugs you first and her hugging's too tight for you to get yourself out. Like I said, you can't stop Pinkie Pie from being wired. Wonder why Pinkie Pie's being the "wired" type of pony? Anyway, it's a 5 out of 10 for her huggable rating. And yes, someone needs a trip to the hospital right now. You could get hurt if you approach to Pinkie Pie.

The last test is...against Isabella. Isabella says "Whatcha Doin?"...like this. What would Pinkie Pie do? At first glance, you might think that Pinkie Pie's fallen victim from Isabella's cuteness but then...Yep, it really is Pinkie Pie after all. Her craziness can't be contained and even in the test of resisting Isabella's cuteness, it seems that Pinkie Pie's hurting Izzy more than Izzy's cuteness hitting Pinkie. So, how can I rate her Isabella-resistance rating? Nah, leave it a 5 out of 10. It really hurts, you know?

Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony scored a grand total of 15 out of 30, sending her to last place behind the Adipose.

1) BMO - 22/30

2) Mokona - 22/30

3) Catbug - 20/30

4) Mog - 19/30

5) Adipose - 16/30
6) Pinkie Pie - 15/30

How cute do I rank it? Quite... HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?

How Cute Is Your Character? - Catbug

10 cute characters brought in by me will face my CUTENESS TESTS; getting kissed, getting hugged, and against Isabella's cuteness in a bid to top my CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard.

Today's cute character is...

Catbug

Is that Catbug from the web cartoon from Cartoon Hangover titled Bravest Warriors, which is a web cartoon made by the same people behind Adventure Time?

Well, Catbug does look cute but...HOW CUTE IS CATBUG?

First test is...getting kissed. Just how kissable is Catbug? Well, it's not quite bad to kiss Catbug in the cheeks and it seems Catbug likes getting kissed in the cheeks! It's as sweet as...um...eating chocolate sundae. Yum yum... Anyway, it's a 8 out 10 for Catbug's kissable rating.

Second test is...getting hugged. How huggable is Catbug? Happily though, it seems that Catbug enjoys getting hugged. One more thing though, at one time, there was a shopping site called WeLoveFine that sells an exclusive Catbug plush. In fact, more and more love this plushie so much, it sold out and we're awaiting the news when will it be restocked. Wowies. Catbug's on the equal side as BMO when it comes to getting hugged and that's a 10 out of 10 for Catbug's huggable rating.

The last test is...against Isabella. Isabella says "Whatcha Doin?"...like this. What would Catbug do? There's your answer..."DON'T HIT ME!". Feels like Catbug's getting hit by some sort of "gas-powered stick". Ouch... For that, that's a poorly rated 2 out of 10 for Catbug's Isabella-resistance rating.

Catbug from Bravest Warriors gets a grand total of 20 out of 30 points, putting him behind Mokona and ahead of Mog.

CUTENESS RATING:

1) BMO - 22/30

2) Mokona - 22/30

3) Catbug - 20/30

4) Mog - 19/30

5) Adipose - 16/30

How cute do I rank I? Very cute... HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?

How Cute Is Your Character? - Mokona

10 cute characters brought in by me will face my CUTENESS TESTS; getting kissed, getting hugged, and against Isabella's cuteness in a bid to top my CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard.

Today's cute character is...

Mokona

Is it Mokona one of the cute critter as seen on Magic Knight Rayearth but not just that, Mokona's also their travelling companion that sends Syaoran and his friends to new and exciting places in Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle?

Well, for this, it's the white Mokona we're featuring in because the black Mokona, also from Tsubasa but as seen on xxxHolic, is not our type so it's best to have the white Mokona instead. Anyway, Mokona's cute but...HOW CUTE IS MOKONA?

First test is...getting kissed. Just how kissable is Mokona? There's only one answer...a lot. It's not quite bad for Mokona to be kissed by CLAMP fans many but who cares about it? Mokona's got the "kissable" rating of : 8 out of 10.

Second test is...getting hugged. Just how huggable is Mokona? If it's a white Mokona, yes! Very! If it's a black Mokona then...no. It's not. A white Mokona's definitely a cute Mokona to be hugged for a very long time, especially when you have a big plushie modeled after the right Mokona. For that, it's a "huggable" rating of: 9 out of 10.

The final test is...against Isabella. Isabella says "Whatcha Doin?"...like this. What would Mokona do? However, this is totally irrelevant because Mokona's eyes remain shut for so long, so...Mokona didn't see the whole of  Isabella's cuteness! That's an unfair advantage and for that, well I was gonna give it a perfect 10 but because of its unfair advantage, I'm going to slash it to: 5 out of 10.

The white-colored Mokona from Magic Knight Rayearth and Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle garnered a grand total of 22 out of 30 points, putting Mokona a tie to Adventure Time's BMO.

CUTENESS RANKER:

1) BMO - 22/30

2) Mokona - 22/30
3) Mog - 19/30

4) Adipose - 16/30

How cute do I rank it? VERY VERY CUTE! HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?

How Cute Is Your Character? - BMO

10 cute characters brought in by me will face my CUTENESS TESTS; getting kissed, getting hugged, and against Isabella's cuteness in a bid to top my CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard.

Today's cute character is...

BMO

Is it BMO from Adventure Time, which is more than just Finn and Jake's roommate but also their friend, a camera, a TV, an electrical outlet, and most of all, a video game system?

Well, that is pretty cute...but HOW CUTE IS BMO?

The first test is...getting kissed. What would BMO react when being kissed by fans? The answer...BMO LIKES! BMO likes getting kissed in the face. No wait, LOVES getting kissed in the face because BMO's oh so cuddly. Just look at BMO's reaction...

This gives BMO a kissable rating of: 10 out of 10!

The second test is...getting hugged. This would be very easy for BMO because...who cares about it? BMO's cute enough to be hugged. There aren't any official BMO plushies of today, even the San Diego Comic Con 2013 exclusive merchandise doesn't count so...any particular reason why there's no such thing? I mean come on out here, BMO's super cute! BMO wants to be cuddled and...sheesh. I can't believe there are fans making their own BMO plushies for the benefit of themselves. Whatever, with BMO's cute enough to be hugged by millions, this gives BMO a huggable rating of: 10 out of 10.

The final test is...against Isabella. Isabella says "Whatcha Doin?"...like this. What would BMO do? After 10 seconds, it seems that BMO's disintegrating by Isabella's cuteness! The internal hard drive's getting blown away like fireworks, the motherboard's getting roasted, the batteries are getting weaker, the screen's getting all static until..."BATTERY LOW! SHUTDOWN..." After moments of getting disintegrated by Isabella's cuteness, BMO won't turned on...for good! This gives BMO a pathetic Isabella-resistance rating of: 2 out of 10.

BMO from Adventure Time scored a grand total of 22 out of 30, giving BMO a first place lead.

CUTENESS RANKER:

1) BMO - 22/30

2) Mog - 19/30

3) Adipose - 16/30

How cute do I rank it? VERY VERY CUTE! HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?

How Cute Is Your Character? - Adipose

10 cute characters brought in by me will face my CUTENESS TESTS; getting kissed, getting hugged, and against Isabella's cuteness in a bid to top my CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard.

Today's cute character is...

Adipose

Is it the Adipose a living fat creature made out of human fat which served huge threat to the human race despite its cute appearance and appeared in the Season 4 opener of BBC Doctor Who?

It looks cute though but...HOW CUTE IS THE ADIPOSE?

The first test is...getting kissed. The Adipose are cute and cuddly but what is like to be kissed? Because they're made out of fat...it's gross to kiss one of those. But still, the Adipose has a kissable rating of: 5 out of 10.

The second test is...getting hugged. Is the Adipose huggable? Yes. Very. You don't need to make one of those because there was an officially licensed Doctor Who Adipose plushie courtesy of Underground Toys. If you bought one, you might as well spend the whole hour hugging one of those. Which means...the Adipose has a huggable rating of: 9 out of 10.

The final test is...against Isabella. Isabella says "Whatcha Doin?"...like this. What would an Adipose do when it sees Isabella's cute face? Sadly, it got knocked down and retreat back to its home planet, giving it a pathetic Isabella-resistance rating of: 2 out of 10.

Adipose from BBC Doctor Who scored a total of a measly 16 out of 30. Putting it behind Mog from Final Fantasy.

CUTENESS RANKER:

1) Mog - 19/30

2) Adipose - 16/30

How cute do I rank? Fairly cute. HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?

How Cute Is Your Character? - Mog

Deep in hearts of our studio, I had an obsession...

I LOVE CUTE CHARACTERS.

Each week, a bureau will present me with something cute in bid to make it into the top of my CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard as I asked...and sorry if I had to borrow something from Brainiac's How Hard Is Your Thing...

HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?

Today's cute character is...

Mog

Is Mog one of the cute characters in the world of Final Fantasy, and one of the playable characters in the spinoff game, Chocobo Racing? All right, it looks kinda cute but HOW CUTE IS MOG?

Each week, a cute character must face three separate tests. The cuteness of Phineas and Ferb's Isabella, the very tightening of being "huggable", but first, the impact of getting kissed.

Some say that a Mog is friendly but if you poke its sides, the Mog will get angry. However, how "kissable" is the Mog? 3...2...1...Mog from the Final Fantasy franchise is kissable but being kissable doesn't last for long. This gives Mog a "kissable" rating of: 8 out of 10.

What happens when you hug Mog? Well, an average Final Fantasy fan would take a few minutes to hug Mog but for a non-FF fan, that's hard. Since I love that Mog character when I was a kid, I just love Mog's cute squeals. I just wanna hug Mog to the death. For that, Mog's hug-me-to-the-death rating is: 8 out of 10.

Last test, resistant to Isabella's cuteness. If you saw the Meapless in Seattle episode, then you will know that Isabella's cuteness outcute the evil alien who kicked poor Meap's butt. However, is the Mog resistant to the cuteness of Lady Isabella herself or will her cuteness outcute Mog? The answer...not quite as good, giving Mog a wimpy Isabella-resistance rating of: 3 out of 10

After three "sweet tooth" tests, Mog from the Final Fantasy series scored a not so bad 19 out of 30 points.

CUTENESS RANKER:

1) Mog - 19/30

How cute do I rank it? Not Bad. HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?