(applause)
Man, we almost got our butts kicked by that Mismagius a long time ago, huh?
Yep. Good thing we got something out of this military-grade ammunition rack to kick her butt off.
What?
(audience laughing)
A pair of R/B Gyros, a Ginga Crystal, and a Taro Crystal.
We became...Ultraman, huh? Don't tell me we're...
Ultraman R/B |
Rosso. Blu. Ultraman R/B.
(ooohh)
We turned into giant superheroes to kick this Ghost-type Pokemon's booty?
Yeah. Fire, Water, enough to blow that ghost off because our martial arts won't work against ghosts. Remember?
(audience laughing)
Of course! Well, now that you've mentioned it, we did a pretty good job saving the day...and the board with it.
(audience laughing)
So, what are we going to do with those?
So, the Ginga Crystal, the Taro Crystal, where should I put it? Aha! SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE.
(audience laughing)
Eh?!!! We just saved the day! Sheeh, never mind about that. Guess martial arts and superpowers don't count here. Anyway, let's move on because Coco told me the one character who looked like Sakuya Shirayuri from Aikatsu Friends! And we have an ID on her.
Let me see, let me see.
Her name is...
Kaguya Shirayuri |
...Kaguya Shirayuri.
Kaguya Shirayuri?!
Kaguya is Sakuya's twin sister and they are referred to themselves as...
Reflect Moon. The duo that defeated Pure Palette at the Brillant Friends Cup a while back.
What's the matter?
Uh, nothing. But Kaguya Shirayuri? From the looks of her, she reminded me of Yohane.
(audience laughing)
Just look at her! She's giving you the flashbacks on why you like Yohane.
Who is, sadly, one of the Aqours heroes you have placed at the SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE. What do you think? You'll put New Yohane in the same place as Old Yohane?
(audience laughing)
Well, yes. I'll put her. Bet those Shadow War brethren won't like this.
(audience laughing)
Who else?
Know this purple-haired gal?
Mel Shido |
(ooohh)
She's from Kiratto Prichan. Her name is Mel Shido. She was the third member of Meltic StAr but for unknown reasons, she abandoned Anna and Sara back then, but with Mel returned to Meltic StAr, they had a lot to fill in following her absence. She's raised in America and she managed to graduate college at the age of...wait for it...13 years old.
(ooohh)
Genius, huh?
(Best Match! Build!)
(audience laughing)
Give me that Build Ride Watch! Saving this for later! Anyway, because of Mel, and just like how Reflect Moon annihilated Pure Palette at the Brilliant Friends Cup, Meltic StAr managed to trounced the Miracle Kiratts. Which is surprisingly....huh?
Great thing about Mel is that she copied Mari Ohara from Love Live! Sunshine!!
(audience laughing)
Why Mari Ohara? What does Mel had to do with Mari?
You said that in her profile, Mel came from America, right? That's why her dialogue sounded like Mari Ohara's. Shiny, right? It's joke!
(audience laughing)
It's joke?! It's joke?!! You called Mel a JOKE?!!!
Which reminds me. If Kaguya Shirayuri is like Yoshiko Tsushima and if Mel Shido is like Mari Ohara, we can make a new Guilty Kiss out of them! Oh, wait, we're missing another Riko.
ANOTHER RIKO?!!
(audience laughing)
Kaguya's the Another Yoshiko and Mel's the Another Mari. We need Another Riko to have Another Guilty Kiss.
What's with the Another stuff?! Don't tell me you're...
Never mind that but still, I would personally like putting Mel at CUTE where it's safe.
Whatever. You guys owe me...
(audience laughing)
Hey, you guys watched the new Precure All-Stars movie?
(ooohh)
Yeah. We saw it and we are amazed to see a record-breaking number of Precures in one film. It's like the Infinity War all over again. Except this isn't the Infinity War. Huhehe...
(audience laughing)
Precure All-Stars |
Anyway, who's who on the PreCure All-Stars?
Let's see here...hmmm...There were 55 PreCures overall, right? From Futari wa Precure to HUGtto! Precure, of course. From Futari wa Precure, there's Cure Black, Cure White, and Max Heart's Shiny Luminas. From Splash Star, there's Cure Bloom and Cure Egret. From Yes! Precure 5 Go Go!, there's Cure Dream, Cure Rouge, Cure Lemonade, Cure Mint, Cure Aqua, and Milky Rose. From Fresh Precure!, there's Cure Peach, Cure Berry, Cure Passion, and Cure Pine. From Heart Catch Precure!, there's Cure Blossom, Cure Marine, Cure Moonlight, and Cure Sunshine. From Suite Precure, there's Cure Melody, Cure Muse, Cure Beat and Cure Rhythm. From Smile Precure!, there's Cure Happy, Cure Beauty, Cure March, Cure Peace, and Cure Sunny. From Doki Doki Precure, there's Cure Heart, Cure Sword, Cure Rosetta, Cure Diamond, and Cure Ace. From Happiness Charge Precure!, there's Cure Lovely, Cure Princess, Cure Honey, and Cure Fortune. From Princess Precure, there's Cure Flora, Cure Scarlet, Cure Twinkle, and Cure Mermaid. From Maho Girls Precure!, there's Cure Miracle, Cure Magical, and Cure Felice. From Kira Kira Precure A La Mode, there's Cure Whip, Cure Gelato, Cure Custard, Cure Chocolat, Cure Macaron, and Cure Parfait. And from Hugtto! Precure, there's Cure Yell, Cure Ange, Cure Etoile, Cure Macherie, and Cure Amour.
That's a lot! What are we going to do with those PreCures and how to tell them which one is SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, NOT CUTE, CUTE, and NAKAKAGIGIL?!
Let's start with the SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE and the Precures going on this list are...
Oh, here we go...
(audience laughing)
Aqua, Passion, Berry, Moonlight, Beat, Sword, Chocolat, and Macaron. Sorry Cures.
(audience laughing)
That's cold. What about NOT CUTE?
Black, Bloom, Milky Rose, Rouge, Mint, Rhythm, Muse, Sunny, Beauty, March, Ace, Scarlet, Mermaid, Twinkle, Magical, Gelato, Amour, Ange, and Etoile.
(ooohhh)
Those Precures are not happy over your actions. Even Cure Amour's. If I can remember correctly, she was once an android made by an evil organization until Cure Yell and the others changed her heart and poof. She's now a good girl and she became best friends with the girl who would become Cure Macherie. So, who's on the CUTE side?!
White, Shiny Luminas, Egret, Lemonade, Pine, Marine, Sunshine, Peace, Diamond, Rosetta, Princess, Honey, Fortune, Felice, Custard, Parfait, and Macherie.
Not bad. So, what about on the NAKAKAGIGIL side?!
DREAM! PEACH! BLOSSOM! MELODY! HAPPY! HEART! LOVELY! FLORA! MIRACLE! WHIP! YELL!
Pink heroines? Seriously? The leader of the pack?! Ooh, you got me there. Especially that Cure Hwhip.
Cure Hwhip?!
(audience laughing)
Cure Hwhip, yeah.
You mean Cure Whip.
Cure Hwhip,
Cure Whip.
Cure Hwhip,
Cure Whip.
Cure Hwhip,
Cure Whip.
Cure Hwhip,
You're eating hair!
Pfft!
(audience laughing)
SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE:
Raichu
Whisper
Minion
Nico Yazawa
Takane Shijou
Azusa Miura
Makoto Kikuchi
Anzu Futaba
Croagunk
Touma Amagase
Shota Mitarai
Hokuto Ijuin
Teru Tendo
Kaoru Sakuraba
Tsubasa Kashikawa
Kyouji Takajou
Minori Watanabe
Kyosuke Aoi
Yusuke Aoi
Shiki Iseya
Haruna Wakazato
Hayato Akiyama
Jun Fuyumi
Natsuki Sakaki
Rui Maita
Chio Hazama
Jiro Yamashita
Treecko
Jill Valentine
Rebecca Chambers
Claire Redfield
Ada Wong
Ashley Graham
Sheva Alomar
Helena Harper
Sherry Birkin
Moira Burton
Natalia Korda
Osomatsu
Karamatsu
Choromatsu
Ichimatsu
Jyuushimatsu
Todomatsu
Miyabi Fujiwara
Risa Shirakaba
Rin Kurosawa
Mia Fey
Rayfa Padma Khura'in
Buttercup
Yoshiko Tsushima
Sion Todo
Aroma Kurosu
Gaaruru
Hibiki Shikyoin
Ako Saotome
Yuri Katsuki
Victor Nikiforov
Grumpy
Chiri Tsukikawa
Lori Loud
Lucy Loud
Lola Loud
Manjimutt
Shogunyan
Mimikyu
Mareanie
Michiru Koda
Elza Forte
Shuka Hanazono
Izuku "Deku" Midoriya
Ochaco Uraraka
Tenya Iida
Bakugo Katsuki
Shoto Todoroki
Tsuyu Asui
Denki Kaminari
Momo Yaoyorozu
Kyoka Jiro
Fumikage Tokoyami
Eijiro Kirishima
All Might
Riku Nanase
Yamato Nikaido
Iori Izumi
Tamaki Yotsuba
Mitsuki Izumi
Sogo Osaka
Nagi Rokuya
Kanade Amamiya
Shin Oikawa
Junya Sasaki
Chizuru Sawamura
Itsuki Katagiri
Subaru Yuuki
Nozomu Igarashi
Asahi Kasumi
Kanata Kira
Shougo Yumekawa
Asahi Mitaka
Koyoi Takase
Li Syaoran
Jibanyan (Light/Shadow)
Komasan (Light/Shadow)
Whisper 2040
Tomoe Udagawa
Kaoru Seta
Yukina Minato
Sayo Hikawa
Ako Udagawa
The Last Nyanmurai
Anna Akagi
Ultraman Rosso
Ultraman Blu
Kaguya Shirayuri
Cure Aqua
Cure Passion
Cure Berry
Cure Moonlight
Cure Beat
Cure Sword
Cure Chocolat
Cure Macaron
Izuku "Deku" Midoriya
Ochaco Uraraka
Tenya Iida
Bakugo Katsuki
Shoto Todoroki
Tsuyu Asui
Denki Kaminari
Momo Yaoyorozu
Kyoka Jiro
Fumikage Tokoyami
Eijiro Kirishima
All Might
Riku Nanase
Yamato Nikaido
Iori Izumi
Tamaki Yotsuba
Mitsuki Izumi
Sogo Osaka
Nagi Rokuya
Kanade Amamiya
Shin Oikawa
Junya Sasaki
Chizuru Sawamura
Itsuki Katagiri
Subaru Yuuki
Nozomu Igarashi
Asahi Kasumi
Kanata Kira
Shougo Yumekawa
Asahi Mitaka
Koyoi Takase
Li Syaoran
Jibanyan (Light/Shadow)
Komasan (Light/Shadow)
Whisper 2040
Tomoe Udagawa
Kaoru Seta
Yukina Minato
Sayo Hikawa
Ako Udagawa
The Last Nyanmurai
Anna Akagi
Ultraman Rosso
Ultraman Blu
Kaguya Shirayuri
Cure Aqua
Cure Passion
Cure Berry
Cure Moonlight
Cure Beat
Cure Sword
Cure Chocolat
Cure Macaron
NOT CUTE:
Dopey
Kwazii
Minion
Amethyst
Rin Hoshizora
Hibiki Ganaha
Minami Nitta
Ranko Kanzaki
Miku Maekawa
Kion
Fuli
Beshte
Bunga
Ono
Pierre
Scraggy
Bulbasaur
Squirtle
Cyndaquil
Turtwig
Sumire Hikami
Juri Kurebayashi
Nono Daichi
Hime Shiratori
Tsubasa Kisaragi
Yuzu Nikaido
Yozora Kasumi
Maya Fey
Pearl Fey
Ema Skye
Trucy Wright
Kay Faraday
Athena Cykes
Blossom
Mirai Kasuga
Shizuka Mogami
Tsubasa Ibuki
Shiho Kitazawa
Umi Kousaka
Julia
Megumi Tokoro
Yuriko Nanao
Serika Hakozaki
Anna Mochizuki
Kana Yabuki
Nao Yokoyama
Riko Sakurauchi
Dia Kurosawa
Mikan Shiratama
Junon
Kanon
Pinon
Mahiru Kasumi
Doc
Sleepy
Lily Shirogane
Pepper Taiyou
Lynn Loud
Lana Loud
Dismarelda
Nino Nijiiro
Rei Kizaki
Chandelure
Aria Futaba
Huey
Dewey
Louie
Ansi Molina
Olly Timber
Saraline Timber
Tae Hanazono
Arisa Ichigaya
Ran Mitake
Moca Aoba
Misaki "Michelle" Okusawa
Sara Midorikawa
Maika Chono
Karen Kamishiro
Mirai Asuka
Sakuya Shirayuri
Mismagius
Cure Black
Cure Bloom
Milky Rose
Cure Rouge
Cure Mint
Cure Rhythm
Cure Muse
Cure Sunny
Cure Beauty
Cure March
Cure Ace
Cure Scarlet
Cure Mermaid
Cure Twinkle
Cure Magical
Cure Gelato
Cure Amour
Cure Ange
Cure Etoile
Tae Hanazono
Arisa Ichigaya
Ran Mitake
Moca Aoba
Misaki "Michelle" Okusawa
Sara Midorikawa
Maika Chono
Karen Kamishiro
Mirai Asuka
Sakuya Shirayuri
Mismagius
Cure Black
Cure Bloom
Milky Rose
Cure Rouge
Cure Mint
Cure Rhythm
Cure Muse
Cure Sunny
Cure Beauty
Cure March
Cure Ace
Cure Scarlet
Cure Mermaid
Cure Twinkle
Cure Magical
Cure Gelato
Cure Amour
Cure Ange
Cure Etoile
CUTE:
Pichu
Plusle
Minun
Pachirisu
Emolga
Dedenne
Mokona
Mog
Catbug
Bashful
Froakie
Fennekin
Harukasan
Stuffy
Tunip the Vegimal
Minccino
Piplup
Sylveon
Queen Delightful
Axew
Jibanyan
Minion
Serena's Pancham
Umi Sonoda
Eli Ayase
Hanayo Koizumi
Maki Nishikino
Nozomi Tojo
Miki Hoshii
Yukiho Hagiwara
Iori Minase
Ritsuko Akizuki
Anastasia
Kanako Mimura
Chieri Ogata
Miria Akagi
Rika Jougasaki
Kirari Moroboshi
Riina Tada
Rin Shibuya
Mio Honda
Komasan
Komajiro
Grizz
Panda
Ice Bear
Clefairy
Jigglypuff
Chansey
Eevee
Tepig
Snivy
Chikorita
Charmander
Totodile
Torchic
Mudkip
Chimchar
Hinaki Shinjo
Madoka Amahana
Kokone Kurisu
Nina Dojima
Yume Njino
Rola Sakuraba
Laala Manaka
Bubbles
You Watanabe
Kanan Matsuura
Ruby Kurosawa
Hanamaru Kunikida
Mari Ohara
Sophy Hojo
Dorothy West
Reona West
Falulu
Fuwari Midorikaze
Koharu Nanakura
Sneezy
Non Manaka
Rowlet
Litten
Popplio
Togedemaru
Rockruff
Bounsweet
Lincoln Loud
Leni Loud
Luna Loud
Lisa Loud
Lily Loud
USApyon
Happierre
Tomnyan
K. Koma
K. Jiro
Hidabat
Robonyan
Robonyan F
Gnomey
Steenee
Alolan Vulpix
Kero-chan
Tomoyo Daidouji
Mia Ageha
Komala
Kero-chan
Tomoyo Daidouji
Mia Ageha
Komala
Spinny
Roselia
Rimi Ushigome
Saya Yamabuki
Himari Uehara
Hagumi Kitazawa
Kokoro Tsurumaki
Kanon Matsubara
Aya Maruyama
Hina Hikawa
Chisato Shirasagi
Eve Wakamiya
Lisa Imai
Rinko Shirokane
Poofessor
Mirai Momoyama
Mio Minato
Ema Hinata
Poipole
Rinka Aoba
Junior
Mel Shido
Cure White
Shiny Luminas
Cure Egret
Cure Lemonade
Cure Pine
Cure Marine
Cure Sunshine
Cure Peace
Cure Diamond
Cure Rosetta
Cure Princess
Cure Honey
Cure Fortune
Cure Felice
Cure Custard
Cure Parfait
Cure Macherie
Roselia
Rimi Ushigome
Saya Yamabuki
Himari Uehara
Hagumi Kitazawa
Kokoro Tsurumaki
Kanon Matsubara
Aya Maruyama
Hina Hikawa
Chisato Shirasagi
Eve Wakamiya
Lisa Imai
Rinko Shirokane
Poofessor
Mirai Momoyama
Mio Minato
Ema Hinata
Poipole
Rinka Aoba
Junior
Mel Shido
Cure White
Shiny Luminas
Cure Egret
Cure Lemonade
Cure Pine
Cure Marine
Cure Sunshine
Cure Peace
Cure Diamond
Cure Rosetta
Cure Princess
Cure Honey
Cure Fortune
Cure Felice
Cure Custard
Cure Parfait
Cure Macherie
NAKAKAGIGIL!!!:
Pikachu
BMO
Bijou
Poof
George
Happy
Chespin
Doc McStuffins
Mabel Pines
Sofia
Cottonee
Minion
Oshawott
Star Butterfly
Honoka Kousaka
Kotori Minami
Haruka Amami
Yayoi Takatsuki
Chihaya Kisaragi
Ami Futami
Mami Futami
Uzuki Shimamura
Noibat
Togepi
Squishy
Ichigo Hoshimiya
Aoi Kiriya
Ran Shibuki
Akari Ozora
Braixen
Chika Takami
Mirei Minami
Luan Loud
Yui Yumekawa
Bewear
Kirara Hanazono
Nebby
Webby
Sakura Kinomoto
Kasumi Toyama
Maya Yamato
Emo Moegi
Aine Yuki
Cure Dream
Cure Peach
Cure Blossom
Cure Melody
Cure Happy
Cure Heart
Cure Lovely
Cure Flora
Cure Miracle
Cure Whip
Cure Yell
Kasumi Toyama
Maya Yamato
Emo Moegi
Aine Yuki
Cure Dream
Cure Peach
Cure Blossom
Cure Melody
Cure Happy
Cure Heart
Cure Lovely
Cure Flora
Cure Miracle
Cure Whip
Cure Yell