The Cute Wall (Volume Twenty Three)

Now, the moment of truth is time because it's now time to do...THE CUTE WALL!



(applause)

Man, we almost got our butts kicked by that Mismagius a long time ago, huh?

Yep. Good thing we got something out of this military-grade ammunition rack to kick her butt off.

What?

(audience laughing)

A pair of R/B Gyros, a Ginga Crystal, and a Taro Crystal.

We became...Ultraman, huh? Don't tell me we're...

Ultraman R/B

Rosso. Blu. Ultraman R/B.

(ooohh)

We turned into giant superheroes to kick this Ghost-type Pokemon's booty?

Yeah. Fire, Water, enough to blow that ghost off because our martial arts won't work against ghosts. Remember?

(audience laughing)

Of course! Well, now that you've mentioned it, we did a pretty good job saving the day...and the board with it.

(audience laughing)

So, what are we going to do with those?

So, the Ginga Crystal, the Taro Crystal, where should I put it? Aha! SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE.

(audience laughing)

Eh?!!! We just saved the day! Sheeh, never mind about that. Guess martial arts and superpowers don't count here. Anyway, let's move on because Coco told me the one character who looked like Sakuya Shirayuri from Aikatsu Friends! And we have an ID on her.

Let me see, let me see.

Her name is...

Kaguya Shirayuri

...Kaguya Shirayuri.

Kaguya Shirayuri?!

Kaguya is Sakuya's twin sister and they are referred to themselves as...

Reflect Moon. The duo that defeated Pure Palette at the Brillant Friends Cup a while back.

What's the matter?

Uh, nothing. But Kaguya Shirayuri? From the looks of her, she reminded me of Yohane.

(audience laughing)

Just look at her! She's giving you the flashbacks on why you like Yohane.

Who is, sadly, one of the Aqours heroes you have placed at the SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE. What do you think? You'll put New Yohane in the same place as Old Yohane?

(audience laughing)

Well, yes. I'll put her. Bet those Shadow War brethren won't like this.

(audience laughing)

Who else?

Know this purple-haired gal?

Mel Shido

(ooohh)

She's from Kiratto Prichan. Her name is Mel Shido. She was the third member of Meltic StAr but for unknown reasons, she abandoned Anna and Sara back then, but with Mel returned to Meltic StAr, they had a lot to fill in following her absence. She's raised in America and she managed to graduate college at the age of...wait for it...13 years old.

(ooohh)

Genius, huh?

(Best Match! Build!)

(audience laughing)

Give me that Build Ride Watch! Saving this for later! Anyway, because of Mel, and just like how Reflect Moon annihilated Pure Palette at the Brilliant Friends Cup, Meltic StAr managed to trounced the Miracle Kiratts. Which is surprisingly....huh?

Great thing about Mel is that she copied Mari Ohara from Love Live! Sunshine!!

(audience laughing)

Why Mari Ohara? What does Mel had to do with Mari?

You said that in her profile, Mel came from America, right? That's why her dialogue sounded like Mari Ohara's. Shiny, right? It's joke!

(audience laughing)

It's joke?! It's joke?!! You called Mel a JOKE?!!!

Which reminds me. If Kaguya Shirayuri is like Yoshiko Tsushima and if Mel Shido is like Mari Ohara, we can make a new Guilty Kiss out of them! Oh, wait, we're missing another Riko.

ANOTHER RIKO?!!

(audience laughing)

Kaguya's the Another Yoshiko and Mel's the Another Mari. We need Another Riko to have Another Guilty Kiss.

What's with the Another stuff?! Don't tell me you're...

Never mind that but still, I would personally like putting Mel at CUTE where it's safe.

Whatever. You guys owe me...

(audience laughing)

Hey, you guys watched the new Precure All-Stars movie?

(ooohh)

Yeah. We saw it and we are amazed to see a record-breaking number of Precures in one film. It's like the Infinity War all over again. Except this isn't the Infinity War. Huhehe...

(audience laughing)

Precure All-Stars

Anyway, who's who on the PreCure All-Stars?

Let's see here...hmmm...There were 55 PreCures overall, right? From Futari wa Precure to HUGtto! Precure, of course. From Futari wa Precure, there's Cure Black, Cure White, and Max Heart's Shiny Luminas. From Splash Star, there's Cure Bloom and Cure Egret. From Yes! Precure 5 Go Go!, there's Cure Dream, Cure Rouge, Cure Lemonade, Cure Mint, Cure Aqua, and Milky Rose. From Fresh Precure!, there's Cure Peach, Cure Berry, Cure Passion, and Cure Pine. From Heart Catch Precure!, there's Cure Blossom, Cure Marine, Cure Moonlight, and Cure Sunshine. From Suite Precure, there's Cure Melody, Cure Muse, Cure Beat and Cure Rhythm. From Smile Precure!, there's Cure Happy, Cure Beauty, Cure March, Cure Peace, and Cure Sunny. From Doki Doki Precure, there's Cure Heart, Cure Sword, Cure Rosetta, Cure Diamond, and Cure Ace. From Happiness Charge Precure!, there's Cure Lovely, Cure Princess, Cure Honey, and Cure Fortune. From Princess Precure, there's Cure Flora, Cure Scarlet, Cure Twinkle, and Cure Mermaid. From Maho Girls Precure!, there's Cure Miracle, Cure Magical, and Cure Felice. From Kira Kira Precure A La Mode, there's Cure Whip, Cure Gelato, Cure Custard, Cure Chocolat, Cure Macaron, and Cure Parfait. And from Hugtto! Precure, there's Cure Yell, Cure Ange, Cure Etoile, Cure Macherie, and Cure Amour.

That's a lot! What are we going to do with those PreCures and how to tell them which one is SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, NOT CUTE, CUTE, and NAKAKAGIGIL?!

Let's start with the SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE and the Precures going on this list are...

Oh, here we go...

(audience laughing)

Aqua, Passion, Berry, Moonlight, Beat, Sword, Chocolat, and Macaron. Sorry Cures.

(audience laughing)

That's cold. What about NOT CUTE?

Black, Bloom, Milky Rose, Rouge, Mint, Rhythm, Muse, Sunny, Beauty, March, Ace, Scarlet, Mermaid, Twinkle, Magical, Gelato, Amour, Ange, and Etoile.

(ooohhh)

Those Precures are not happy over your actions. Even Cure Amour's. If I can remember correctly, she was once an android made by an evil organization until Cure Yell and the others changed her heart and poof. She's now a good girl and she became best friends with the girl who would become Cure Macherie. So, who's on the CUTE side?!

White, Shiny Luminas, Egret, Lemonade, Pine, Marine, Sunshine, Peace, Diamond, Rosetta, Princess, Honey, Fortune, Felice, Custard, Parfait, and Macherie.

Not bad. So, what about on the NAKAKAGIGIL side?!

DREAM! PEACH! BLOSSOM! MELODY! HAPPY! HEART! LOVELY! FLORA! MIRACLE! WHIP! YELL!

Pink heroines? Seriously? The leader of the pack?! Ooh, you got me there. Especially that Cure Hwhip.

Cure Hwhip?!

(audience laughing)

Cure Hwhip, yeah.

You mean Cure Whip.

Cure Hwhip,

Cure Whip.

Cure Hwhip,

Cure Whip.

Cure Hwhip,

Cure Whip.

Cure Hwhip,

You're eating hair!

Pfft!

(audience laughing)

SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE:

Raichu

Whisper

Minion

Nico Yazawa

Takane Shijou

Azusa Miura

Makoto Kikuchi

Anzu Futaba

Croagunk

Touma Amagase

Shota Mitarai

Hokuto Ijuin

Teru Tendo

Kaoru Sakuraba

Tsubasa Kashikawa

Kyouji Takajou

Minori Watanabe

Kyosuke Aoi

Yusuke Aoi

Shiki Iseya

Haruna Wakazato

Hayato Akiyama

Jun Fuyumi

Natsuki Sakaki

Rui Maita

Chio Hazama

Jiro Yamashita

Treecko

Jill Valentine

Rebecca Chambers

Claire Redfield

Ada Wong

Ashley Graham

Sheva Alomar

Helena Harper

Sherry Birkin

Moira Burton

Natalia Korda

Osomatsu

Karamatsu

Choromatsu

Ichimatsu

Jyuushimatsu

Todomatsu

Miyabi Fujiwara

Risa Shirakaba

Rin Kurosawa

Mia Fey

Rayfa Padma Khura'in

Buttercup

Yoshiko Tsushima

Sion Todo

Aroma Kurosu

Gaaruru

Hibiki Shikyoin

Ako Saotome

Yuri Katsuki

Victor Nikiforov

Grumpy

Chiri Tsukikawa

Lori Loud

Lucy Loud

Lola Loud

Manjimutt

Shogunyan

Mimikyu

Mareanie

Michiru Koda

Elza Forte

Shuka Hanazono
Izuku "Deku" Midoriya
Ochaco Uraraka
Tenya Iida
Bakugo Katsuki
Shoto Todoroki
Tsuyu Asui
Denki Kaminari
Momo Yaoyorozu
Kyoka Jiro
Fumikage Tokoyami
Eijiro Kirishima
All Might
Riku Nanase
Yamato Nikaido
Iori Izumi
Tamaki Yotsuba
Mitsuki Izumi
Sogo Osaka
Nagi Rokuya
Kanade Amamiya
Shin Oikawa
Junya Sasaki
Chizuru Sawamura
 Itsuki Katagiri
Subaru Yuuki
 Nozomu Igarashi
 Asahi Kasumi
 Kanata Kira
Shougo Yumekawa
Asahi Mitaka
Koyoi Takase
Li Syaoran
Jibanyan (Light/Shadow)
Komasan (Light/Shadow)
Whisper 2040
Tomoe Udagawa
Kaoru Seta
Yukina Minato
Sayo Hikawa
Ako Udagawa
The Last Nyanmurai
Anna Akagi
Ultraman Rosso
Ultraman Blu
Kaguya Shirayuri
Cure Aqua
Cure Passion
Cure Berry
Cure Moonlight
Cure Beat
Cure Sword
Cure Chocolat
Cure Macaron

NOT CUTE:

Dopey

Kwazii

Minion

Amethyst

Rin Hoshizora

Hibiki Ganaha

Minami Nitta

Ranko Kanzaki

Miku Maekawa

Kion

Fuli

Beshte

Bunga

Ono

Pierre

Scraggy

Bulbasaur

Squirtle

Cyndaquil

Turtwig

Sumire Hikami

Juri Kurebayashi

Nono Daichi

Hime Shiratori

Tsubasa Kisaragi

Yuzu Nikaido

Yozora Kasumi

Maya Fey

Pearl Fey

Ema Skye

Trucy Wright

Kay Faraday

Athena Cykes

Blossom

Mirai Kasuga

Shizuka Mogami

Tsubasa Ibuki

Shiho Kitazawa

Umi Kousaka

Julia

Megumi Tokoro

Yuriko Nanao

Serika Hakozaki

Anna Mochizuki

Kana Yabuki

Nao Yokoyama

Riko Sakurauchi

Dia Kurosawa

Mikan Shiratama

Junon

Kanon

Pinon

Mahiru Kasumi

Doc

Sleepy

Lily Shirogane

Pepper Taiyou

Lynn Loud

Lana Loud

Dismarelda

Nino Nijiiro

Rei Kizaki

Chandelure

Aria Futaba

Huey

Dewey

Louie

Ansi Molina

Olly Timber

Saraline Timber
Tae Hanazono
Arisa Ichigaya
Ran Mitake
Moca Aoba
Misaki "Michelle" Okusawa
Sara Midorikawa
Maika Chono
Karen Kamishiro
Mirai Asuka
Sakuya Shirayuri
Mismagius
Cure Black
Cure Bloom
Milky Rose
Cure Rouge
Cure Mint
Cure Rhythm
Cure Muse
Cure Sunny
Cure Beauty
Cure March
Cure Ace
Cure Scarlet
Cure Mermaid
Cure Twinkle
Cure Magical
Cure Gelato
Cure Amour
Cure Ange
Cure Etoile

CUTE:

Pichu

Plusle

Minun

Pachirisu

Emolga

Dedenne

Mokona

Mog

Catbug

Bashful

Froakie

Fennekin

Harukasan

Stuffy

Tunip the Vegimal

Minccino

Piplup

Sylveon

Queen Delightful

Axew

Jibanyan

Minion

Serena's Pancham

Umi Sonoda

Eli Ayase

Hanayo Koizumi

Maki Nishikino

Nozomi Tojo

Miki Hoshii

Yukiho Hagiwara

Iori Minase

Ritsuko Akizuki

Anastasia

Kanako Mimura

Chieri Ogata

Miria Akagi

Rika Jougasaki

Kirari Moroboshi

Riina Tada

Rin Shibuya

Mio Honda

Komasan

Komajiro

Grizz

Panda

Ice Bear

Clefairy

Jigglypuff

Chansey

Eevee

Tepig

Snivy

Chikorita

Charmander

Totodile

Torchic

Mudkip

Chimchar

Hinaki Shinjo

Madoka Amahana

Kokone Kurisu

Nina Dojima

Yume Njino

Rola Sakuraba

Laala Manaka

Bubbles

You Watanabe

Kanan Matsuura

Ruby Kurosawa

Hanamaru Kunikida

Mari Ohara

Sophy Hojo

Dorothy West

Reona West

Falulu

Fuwari Midorikaze

Koharu Nanakura

Sneezy

Non Manaka

Rowlet

Litten

Popplio

Togedemaru

Rockruff

Bounsweet

Lincoln Loud

Leni Loud

Luna Loud

Lisa Loud

Lily Loud

USApyon

Happierre

Tomnyan

K. Koma

K. Jiro

Hidabat

Robonyan

Robonyan F

Gnomey

Steenee

Alolan Vulpix
Kero-chan
Tomoyo Daidouji
Mia Ageha
Komala

Spinny
Roselia
Rimi Ushigome
Saya Yamabuki
Himari Uehara
Hagumi Kitazawa
Kokoro Tsurumaki
Kanon Matsubara
Aya Maruyama
Hina Hikawa
Chisato Shirasagi
Eve Wakamiya
Lisa Imai
Rinko Shirokane
Poofessor
Mirai Momoyama
Mio Minato
Ema Hinata
Poipole
Rinka Aoba
Junior
Mel Shido
Cure White
Shiny Luminas
Cure Egret
Cure Lemonade
Cure Pine
Cure Marine
Cure Sunshine
Cure Peace
Cure Diamond
Cure Rosetta
Cure Princess
Cure Honey
Cure Fortune
Cure Felice
Cure Custard
Cure Parfait
Cure Macherie

NAKAKAGIGIL!!!:

Pikachu

BMO

Bijou

Poof

George

Happy

Chespin

Doc McStuffins

Mabel Pines

Sofia

Cottonee

Minion

Oshawott

Star Butterfly

Honoka Kousaka

Kotori Minami

Haruka Amami

Yayoi Takatsuki

Chihaya Kisaragi

Ami Futami

Mami Futami

Uzuki Shimamura

Noibat

Togepi

Squishy

Ichigo Hoshimiya

Aoi Kiriya

Ran Shibuki

Akari Ozora

Braixen

Chika Takami

Mirei Minami

Luan Loud

Yui Yumekawa

Bewear

Kirara Hanazono

Nebby

Webby

Sakura Kinomoto
Kasumi Toyama
Maya Yamato
Emo Moegi
Aine Yuki
Cure Dream
Cure Peach
Cure Blossom
Cure Melody
Cure Happy
Cure Heart
Cure Lovely
Cure Flora
Cure Miracle
Cure Whip
Cure Yell

The Cute Wall (Volume Twenty Two)

Now, the moment of truth is time because it's now time to do...THE CUTE WALL!



(applause)

Speaking of which, what's that you're eating?!

Mmmm....a sandwich. A sandwich with blueberry and strawberry jams.

Jams?!

Not just blueberry and strawberry jams, it's got one secret ingredient.

What?!

Poipole!

(audience laughing)

Eh?!

Poipole

Poipole. You know? That purple-colored little guy?

Yeah. You, I, and everybody around here know that this little guy is, well, there's no other word for it, (whispers) one of the Ultra Beasts.

Ultra Beasts?!

(ooohh, then applause)

Now, I remember. But still, even though Rotom Dex told us everything about that Poipole fellow, there's no beating the cuteness it possess and then there's those jam stuff shooting from its head. Mmmm... (baby talk)

(audience laughing)

You're talking goo goo gaga now?

(Baby talk continues) See? It loves baby talk. That's how I got its jams. Come on, try it.

(Munching) Wow! That's delicious! Can I have one again?

Sure.

(Munching) 

(Munching) 

(Munching) 

Don't forget that grape jam coming out from Poipole's head. Yummy.

(Munching) 

(Munching) 

(Munching) 

Huh? What is it Spinny?

Oh...

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY...

Blehh...And I thought they're jams. Turns out it's solvent.

More like rugby... Anyway, let's put Poipole to CUTE where it's safe.

(audience laughing)

Speaking of which, we got a letter from someone we're familiar with.

Let's read. Ahem. Dear (name withheld), Thank you for your kindhearted interest for our Prichan group, Miracle Kiratts. Miracle Kiratts?

The one with Mirai and Emo on it.

Ahem. Now that you have Mirai and Emo's support, will you support me now that I'm part of Miracle Kiratts? Together, we can be the best Prichan idol group and we wouldn't do it without your help. Your loyal friend, Rinka Aoba.

Rinka Aoba?!

Rinka Aoba

It's her, no doubt about it. Right from the beginning, Rinka's pretty much like Tomoyo from Cadcaptor Sakura. You know, she keeps popping out her camera every time in case of (clears throat).

Oh...

Now that Rinka's officially a Miracle Kiratts idol...

...bearing the Secret Alice name.

Yes. Secret Alice. Anyway, as Rinka being an official Miracle Kiratts idol, she can now sing and dance just like her friends Mirai and Emo. I'm very proud that Rinka's no longer a Tomoyo wannabe and became part of the group so what can we say?

(audience murmuring)

Let's put her to CUTE. I'm starting to admire Rinka's pleasing personality now and I'm with her as well as the Miracle Kiratts gals.

Agreed.

Wait. What's that?

Huh?

Did we just see a ghost?!

(audience laughing)

Hey! Who's there! Is anyone?

(footsteps)

Er, um, hold on. It's not a ghost. It's just Junior.

Junior?!

Junior

It's just Junior, people. It's that CUTE little red furball we saw from Yo-Kai Watch Shadowside. Wait, Junior, what do you mean it's not you. We know that you're the guy who can be...anyone. Huh?

What does Junior said?

He said Junior's not haunting us with his presto change-o stuff.

(audience murmuring)

Junior said he ran into a ghost.

But he's a...Hold on. Is that right Junior? You saw someone? Wait, what's that? Mist?

Why do we have a mist on the set?

(bell ringing rapidly)

Guys, looks like Komala's ringing the distress signal. You know what this means?

Call the Ultra Guardians?

(audience laughing)

Too late! Ghoooooosssst!

(screaming)

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY...

Glad the mist is cleared and looks like the ghost that scared us disappeared. Speak of the devil...

Coco told. We've ID'ed that ghost.

Really? Who is she?

Sakuya Shirayuri.

Sakuya Shirayuri

The new Aikatsu Friends character. Very pretty for a ghost.

(audience laughing)

More like a shadow who emerged through the ranks during the Shadow War.

The Shadow War?

(audience laughing)

You know, the Shadow War. Long ago, there was...

(trombone playing)

...and there you have it. The Shadow War. This is how our mystery girl comes in. Men, investigate her deeply. I have no idea why Maika got scared when she saw her.

May I?

If you may. Now, if you excuse me...

(audience murmuring)

Okay, Little Miss Ghost. We need to talk. Are you really a ghost? A shadow? Or perhaps a Crane Orphnoch?

(audience laughing)

Crane Orphnoch?! Are we talking tokusatsu nonsense?!

Shut up. Anyway, missy. Who are you really? I said who are you really?

Uh, buddy. That's not Sakuya Shirayuri. Her hair looks different than the one pictured.

Don't you backsass me! Ugh! Ugh! Huh? What the?

Huh?

Mismagius

(audience laughing)

It's a Mismagius! Darn it, Sakuya Shirayuri! She just sent a shadow to blow us off. That's very scary and NOT CUTE indeed. I like it.

Look out! Shadow Ball!

Everybody out! Now! Hurry before everyone gets hurt!

(audience screaming)

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY...

TIME FOR THE RECAP!

SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE:

Raichu

Whisper

Minion

Nico Yazawa

Takane Shijou

Azusa Miura

Makoto Kikuchi

Anzu Futaba

Croagunk

Touma Amagase

Shota Mitarai

Hokuto Ijuin

Teru Tendo

Kaoru Sakuraba

Tsubasa Kashikawa

Kyouji Takajou

Minori Watanabe

Kyosuke Aoi

Yusuke Aoi

Shiki Iseya

Haruna Wakazato

Hayato Akiyama

Jun Fuyumi

Natsuki Sakaki

Rui Maita

Chio Hazama

Jiro Yamashita

Treecko

Jill Valentine

Rebecca Chambers

Claire Redfield

Ada Wong

Ashley Graham

Sheva Alomar

Helena Harper

Sherry Birkin

Moira Burton

Natalia Korda

Osomatsu

Karamatsu

Choromatsu

Ichimatsu

Jyuushimatsu

Todomatsu

Miyabi Fujiwara

Risa Shirakaba

Rin Kurosawa

Mia Fey

Rayfa Padma Khura'in

Buttercup

Yoshiko Tsushima

Sion Todo

Aroma Kurosu

Gaaruru

Hibiki Shikyoin

Ako Saotome

Yuri Katsuki

Victor Nikiforov

Grumpy

Chiri Tsukikawa

Lori Loud

Lucy Loud

Lola Loud

Manjimutt

Shogunyan

Mimikyu

Mareanie

Michiru Koda

Elza Forte

Shuka Hanazono
Izuku "Deku" Midoriya
Ochaco Uraraka
Tenya Iida
Bakugo Katsuki
Shoto Todoroki
Tsuyu Asui
Denki Kaminari
Momo Yaoyorozu
Kyoka Jiro
FumiKage Tokoyami
Eijiro Kirishima
All Might
Riku Nanase
Yamato Nikaido
Iori Izumi
Tamaki Yotsuba
Mitsuki Izumi
Sogo Osaka
Nagi Rokuya
Kanade Amamiya
Shin Oikawa
Junya Sasaki
Chizuru Sawamura
 Itsuki Katagiri
Subaru Yuuki
 Nozomu Igarashi
 Asahi Kasumi
 Kanata Kira
Shougo Yumekawa
Asahi Mitaka
Koyoi Takase
Li Syaoran
Jibanyan (Light/Shadow)
Komasan (Light/Shadow)
Whisper 2040
Tomoe Udagawa
Kaoru Seta
Yukina Minato
Sayo Hikawa
Ako Udagawa
The Last Nyanmurai
Anna Akagi

NOT CUTE:

Dopey

Kwazii

Minion

Amethyst

Rin Hoshizora

Hibiki Ganaha

Minami Nitta

Ranko Kanzaki

Miku Maekawa

Kion

Fuli

Beshte

Bunga

Ono

Pierre

Scraggy

Bulbasaur

Squirtle

Cyndaquil

Turtwig

Sumire Hikami

Juri Kurebayashi

Nono Daichi

Hime Shiratori

Tsubasa Kisaragi

Yuzu Nikaido

Yozora Kasumi

Maya Fey

Pearl Fey

Ema Skye

Trucy Wright

Kay Faraday

Athena Cykes

Blossom

Mirai Kasuga

Shizuka Mogami

Tsubasa Ibuki

Shiho Kitazawa

Umi Kousaka

Julia

Megumi Tokoro

Yuriko Nanao

Serika Hakozaki

Anna Mochizuki

Kana Yabuki

Nao Yokoyama

Riko Sakurauchi

Dia Kurosawa

Mikan Shiratama

Junon

Kanon

Pinon

Mahiru Kasumi

Doc

Sleepy

Lily Shirogane

Pepper Taiyou

Lynn Loud

Lana Loud

Dismarelda

Nino Nijiiro

Rei Kizaki

Chandelure

Aria Futaba

Huey

Dewey

Louie

Ansi Molina

Olly Timber

Saraline Timber
Tae Hanazono
Arisa Ichigaya
Ran Mitake
Moca Aoba
Misaki "Michelle" Okusawa
Sara Midorikawa
Maika Chono
Karen Kamishiro
Mirai Asuka
Sakuya Shirayuri
Mismagius

CUTE:

Pichu

Plusle

Minun

Pachirisu

Emolga

Dedenne

Mokona

Mog

Catbug

Bashful

Froakie

Fennekin

Harukasan

Stuffy

Tunip the Vegimal

Minccino

Piplup

Sylveon

Queen Delightful

Axew

Jibanyan

Minion

Serena's Pancham

Umi Sonoda

Eli Ayase

Hanayo Koizumi

Maki Nishikino

Nozomi Tojo

Miki Hoshii

Yukiho Hagiwara

Iori Minase

Ritsuko Akizuki

Anastasia

Kanako Mimura

Chieri Ogata

Miria Akagi

Rika Jougasaki

Kirari Moroboshi

Riina Tada

Rin Shibuya

Mio Honda

Komasan

Komajiro

Grizz

Panda

Ice Bear

Clefairy

Jigglypuff

Chansey

Eevee

Tepig

Snivy

Chikorita

Charmander

Totodile

Torchic

Mudkip

Chimchar

Hinaki Shinjo

Madoka Amahana

Kokone Kurisu

Nina Dojima

Yume Njino

Rola Sakuraba

Laala Manaka

Bubbles

You Watanabe

Kanan Matsuura

Ruby Kurosawa

Hanamaru Kunikida

Mari Ohara

Sophy Hojo

Dorothy West

Reona West

Falulu

Fuwari Midorikaze

Koharu Nanakura

Sneezy

Non Manaka

Rowlet

Litten

Popplio

Togedemaru

Rockruff

Bounsweet

Lincoln Loud

Leni Loud

Luna Loud

Lisa Loud

Lily Loud

USApyon

Happierre

Tomnyan

K. Koma

K. Jiro

Hidabat

Robonyan

Robonyan F

Gnomey

Steenee

Alolan Vulpix
Kero-chan
Tomoyo Daidouji
Mia Ageha
Komala

Spinny
Roselia
Rimi Ushigome
Saya Yamabuki
Himari Uehara
Hagumi Kitazawa
Kokoro Tsurumaki
Kanon Matsubara
Aya Maruyama
Hina Hikawa
Chisato Shirasagi
Eve Wakamiya
Lisa Imai
Rinko Shirokane
Poofessor
Mirai Momoyama
Mio Minato
Ema Hinata
Poipole
Rinka Aoba
Junior

NAKAKAGIGIL!!!:

Pikachu

BMO

Bijou

Poof

George

Happy

Chespin

Doc McStuffins

Mabel Pines

Sofia

Cottonee

Minion

Oshawott

Star Butterfly

Honoka Kousaka

Kotori Minami

Haruka Amami

Yayoi Takatsuki

Chihaya Kisaragi

Ami Futami

Mami Futami

Uzuki Shimamura

Noibat

Togepi

Squishy

Ichigo Hoshimiya

Aoi Kiriya

Ran Shibuki

Akari Ozora

Braixen

Chika Takami

Mirei Minami

Luan Loud

Yui Yumekawa

Bewear

Kirara Hanazono

Nebby

Webby

Sakura Kinomoto
Kasumi Toyama
Maya Yamato
Emo Moegi
Aine Yuki

The Cute Wall (Volume Twenty One)

Now, the moment of truth is time because it's now time to do...THE CUTE WALL!



(applause)

Man, it's been a while, huh? Feels like time has stopped for us, probably because of...well, her.

(audience laughing)

Mia Ageha

That's Mia Ageha, am I right?

Yes, that's Mia from Pretty Rhythm Dear my Future and when she popped up for a special role on Idol Time PriPara, it didn't took long before she made her comeback performance and during her Making Drama sequence, she made a star and that's how our time got stopped like the Healing Touch from the Caduceus games.

(audience laughing)

Hold on. Does that mean that Mia's got the touch that stops time and then finished quickly at the blink of an eye?! Sounds like witchcraft but anyway, now that PriPara's done and with Mia became part of the Pretty All Friends project, care to say where should we put Miss Mia Ageha?

On the CUTE side, no doubt.

CUTE is in, then.

(audience laughing)

Anyway, we got some measures on our CUTE WALL ever since Mia froze our time with her star thingy. Look, we got Komala serving as the one who's ringing the bell when the time is up...

Komala

...and we got our friend from Cardcaptor Sakura. Who is he again? He looks like Keroberos but he's black.

Spinny.

Yes. Spinel Sun.

Spinel Sun

Yikes. Looks like Spinny's going strict on us.

Exactly so whatever character you're going to put on the wall, you'll have to do as what he said.

(audience laughing)

Whatever. Anyway, I had the list of the stars of the My Hero Academia characters on my pocket and whoever said that this is a cute show. IT'S NOT A CUTE SHOW YOU ********!!!!

(audience laughing)

Whoa!

Anyway, with the whole list of heroes on my list and since it's a tough show, might as well slap this list on the SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE so these folks have to think heads trying to take us on.

(audience laughing)

You're one hard man, I can tell. How about this for a change? How about BANG DREAM!?

(audience laughing)

Bang Dream!? Wait, I'm familiar with that one because you've annoyed us with your Roselia stuff and having figured out that you are a Bang Dream fan, you've been following every band on the list. Poppin'Party, Afterglow, Pastel*Palletes, Hello Happy World, and of course...

Roselia.

Poppin'Party

Afterglow

Pastel*Palettes

Roselia

Hello Happy World!

I can still have nightmares about that Roselia stuff. Night after night, I kept muttering why did Bang Dream stole Roselia's name from Pokemon. In fact, I got enraged as much as our friend with the fizzy hair.

(audience laughing)

Roselia

Hmph. My favorite Aikatsu Stars character, Rola, just minced your Roselia a few moments ago but the next day, you kept annoying us until we lured you away to an official Bang Dream concert.

(audience laughing)

Wow, thank you for reminding me but still, your Pokemon talk and Aikatsu talk sounds too boring for me so that's why I tried to lighten things up with Bang Dream.

I know but your tunnel antics with Roselia's too much.

(audience laughing)

By the way, I've grown so much suspicion on Pasupare's Maya Yamato, apart from being the sweaty girl of the bunch.

(audience laughing)

Sweaty?

Look at her. She looks like a teenage Lisa Loud!

Oh!

(audience laughing)

Also, that Hagumi from Hello Happy World looks like Rin Hoshizora. In fact, I got confused between the two characters because they have the same short orange hair.

(audience laughing)

Chisato looks like Hime Shiratori, Kasumi looks like Haruka Amami, Arisa looks like Anne Takamaki...

STOP!!!

Why?

You're going to mention the M-name.

Who?

That girl's going to bore us to death. Her name is Moca Aoba! Darn it! I mentioned her name!

ONE ETERNITY LATER

Ugh. No more, Moca. Please. Don't bore us to death with your talk. Sigh,

(audience laughing)

That Moca talks so slow, even a snail and a turtle can overtake Moca's dialogue.

(audience laughing)

Anyway, since we got the names, how about slapping the names on the CUTE WALL? Starting with PoPiPa first. Let's see, Arisa, Tae, NOT CUTE, Rimi's CUTE, Saya's CUTE...

Give me that Kasumi. Kasumi Toyama deserves to be in NAKAKAGIGIL because...ahem.

(audience laughing)

Onto Afterglow; Tomoe's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, Himari's CUTE, Ran's NOT CUTE, Tsugumi's CUTE, Moc....

NOT CUTE please!

Alright. Anyway, Hello Happy World, let's see. Kokoro's CUTE, Kaoru's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, Hagumi's CUTE, Kanon's CUTE, er...ummm...Should I go for Misaki or Michelle?

Either!

Okay but because she's a boring member of the team, NOT CUTE. Sorry, Michelle.

(audience laughing)

I'll handle with the Pasupare girls because Chisato, Eve, Hina, and Aya are CUTE except for Maya. She's smelly enough to enter the NAKAKAGIGIL side.

(audience laughing)

Smelly?!

She's too darn smelly. Huhehe.... Anyway, it's all down to my favorite band Roselia and...

Yukina's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, Ako's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, Sayo's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Seeing this that I'm very angry about Roselia, I decided to put those members on the SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, except I'm missing something...

Looking for these? Look, you're not gonna mess up my Lisa and Rinko so don't even try to bother having second thoughts with my Roselia faves. Rinko and Lisa, you can stay at the CUTE side where safe.

(audience laughing)

Hmph...I don't care but I really don't like that Roselia from Bang Dream. I'd rather stick playing Pokemon with my Roselia, which I believe it's CUTE for me.

(audience laughing)

Sigh. I do miss the old Yo-Kai Watch. Do you miss it?

Yeah. I don't really like the new Shadowside show. Jibanyan and Komasan 30 years later has gone boring and then later scary with their Shadowside set. Speaking of our least favorite Yo-Kai butler Whisper...man 30 years later, he looks horrifyingly boring.

(audience laughing)

Horrifyingly boring?! Well, I agree to what just happened to Whisper 30 years later but looking back at five years of Yo-Kai Watch, there's so much to remember about my other favorite show. We have the original Jibanyan and Komasan, and the others on the list. Are there any other Yo-Kais from the original show we haven't mentioned on the list?

I know a guy...

The Last Nyanmurai

(cheers and applause)

I know what that cheers and applause stands for. You brought in a Legendary Yo-Kai on our set. He looks like Shogunyan but he's American. Who is he again?

The Last Nyanmurai.

The Last Nyanmurai. Got it.

I know, he's a strong guy just like its Shogunyan cousin but there is one major catch about him. Would you like to give him a try?

Hmmm...Last I remember, that Shogunyan sliced this wall into half and attacking us endlessly. So, what should I do with The Last Nyanmurai? I know, I'll put him on SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE.

(blade swishes)

(ARGH!)

He's just going to stab himself. The Last Nyanmurai. He's going to stab himself if things doesn't gone well.

Judging by our men over there, he's trying to stop him from stabbing himself. Now I know...

(audience laughing)

I also know a guy as well...

Poofessor

(cheers and applause)

Yes, he's a legendary Yo-Kai, no doubt. His name's Poofessor and all he ever does is dumping his poop on someone else's head to make it sound like a smarty pants. Come to think of it, he looks like a graduated teddy bear with honors.

(cheers and applause)

Trust me, he's ruining everyone's commencement exercises by making them look like they have Bachelor's Degree and Magna Cum Laude.

(cheers and applause)

Huhehe...I really like that fella. I really like him. He's got degrees. I'll put him on CUTE.

(audience laughing)

Anyway, enough Yo-Kai stuff for now. Let's move on to something new. Did you watch Kiratto PriChan?

Kiratto PriChan

(audience murmuring)

I watched that too.

Do you like it?

I love that show. I know that I missed PriPara but this show is good. I'm starting to like that Mirai Momoyama.

Hey, do you know who else I love on PriChan? Emo Moegi...

(echoing)

(Godzilla roar)

AAAAHHHH!!! MONSTER!!!!

(audience laughing)

Monster?!

Well, you know Emo Moegi and Anna Akagi. They're ferocious monsters with razor sharp teeth when they got mad. I also heard that whoever the heck Emo is, she often eats a lot of leftovers from the Suffer Sireyna segment so the next time she appears on PriChan, she has plenty of firepower to burn Anna's socks off.

(audience laughing)

So, she's a fire-breathing monster?

Uh-huh.

Speaking of which, I have a brilliant idea about that Emo. Men!

What are those?

Some tokusatsu props I dug at the toy store. Maybe I can give this to Emo to see what its like. Here you go, Emo-chan.

(VOLCANIC KNUCKLE!)

Wha....?

(KA-BOOM!!!!)

(cheers and applause)

Emo Moegi, ladies and gents! Your new fire breathing monster! Ha ha ha!

Argh...ugh...agh...What for?

Well, now that you've truly understand Emo Moegi's firepower strong enough to unleash Inferno Overdrive on everyone especially Anna, I forgot to explain about...

Sara Midorikawa, I know. That tomboy's causing the viewers frequent heartbeats ever since she hangs out with Mirai. Ugh...

(audience laughing)

Well, now that we know more about the PriChan girls. Time to put them on the board. Let's see, hmmm... Mirai fits well in CUTE but Emo stays at the NAKAKAGIGIL side. Sara's NOT CUTE but Anna's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE.

(audience laughing)

We're done with PriChan, how about Aikatsu Friends?

Aikatsu Friends

Aikatsu Friends? Wait, I watched that new show. What's it like?

I already told everyone what that show is. It's about the Pure Palette girls, Aine Yuki and Mio Minato, trying to win the hearts of many. Before you ask, I have a little something, just so you know. Hello Coco-chan!

Coco here!

Coco, out of all the Aikatsu Friends characters you met, who do you think is the cutest?

Searching....searching...Sorry. I don't know who.

(audience laughing)

He he he, even Coco couldn't figure out who's the cutest but I have to admit it's Aine Yuki.

Because her face is as soft as a dumpling? Like Komasan?

(audience laughing)

You know, that thing about Aikatsu Friends that made me sad is because this is different compared to Aikatsu and Aikatsu Stars...

Hold on, is it because they have no shot of fame to get featured in Photokatsu?

(audience laughing)

What are you talking about? Photo on Stage is already gone for good. Anyway, what's so sad about it is because there won't be another NaoIchi, SenaAka, or SubaYume because, ahem...

(audience laughing)

What's life for Aine and Mio? Oh wait, hello. Message.

(audience laughing)

Oh, sorry about that, Spinny. Anyway, while I'm starting to admire the Pure Palette's...um...I don't know how to describe it, it's the Honey Cat I'm starting to get my nerves.

Honey Cat? Did you mean Maika Chono and Ema Hinata.

Hold it! Did you say Ema Hinata? You know, by the looks of it, I'm sensing copyright infringement going on between the Aikatsu and the Pretty series.

(audience laughing)

Look at Ema, she's almost as close as...Emo Moegi!

(T-Rex roar)

(audience laughing)

Oh my goodness, they really are that close. Much like Hagumi Kitazawa and Rin Hoshizora.

I know. Well, now that you mentioned Ema, there's something about Maika. Her moves...It's starting to tell me...

What?

Ugh...she smells worse than Maya Yamato.

(audience laughing)

Careful now. She's got plenty of combat experience.

What do you mean?

She's going to kick your butt.

(audience laughing)

What about Love Me Tear?

Mirai Asuka and Karen Kamishiro?

Exactly. These girls are top class. Much like the WM and the Dolly Devil duo from the original Aikatsu show. In fact, it's difficult to explain why.

Difficult indeed, especially when we get to know just how elite they perform.

So, verdict?

Let's put Aine on the NAKAKAGIGIL spot while Mio's on the CUTE spot. Ema's on the CUTE spot...

Maika, NOT CUTE. Karen and Mirai? I bet they're NOT CUTE.

(audience laughing)

What are you doing?

Sorting out loose ends.

(audience laughing)

(BING! BONG! BING! BONG!)

TIME FOR THE RECAP!

SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE:

Raichu

Whisper

Minion

Nico Yazawa

Takane Shijou

Azusa Miura

Makoto Kikuchi

Anzu Futaba

Croagunk

Touma Amagase

Shota Mitarai

Hokuto Ijuin

Teru Tendo

Kaoru Sakuraba

Tsubasa Kashikawa

Kyouji Takajou

Minori Watanabe

Kyosuke Aoi

Yusuke Aoi

Shiki Iseya

Haruna Wakazato

Hayato Akiyama

Jun Fuyumi

Natsuki Sakaki

Rui Maita

Chio Hazama

Jiro Yamashita

Treecko

Jill Valentine

Rebecca Chambers

Claire Redfield

Ada Wong

Ashley Graham

Sheva Alomar

Helena Harper

Sherry Birkin

Moira Burton

Natalia Korda

Osomatsu

Karamatsu

Choromatsu

Ichimatsu

Jyuushimatsu

Todomatsu

Miyabi Fujiwara

Risa Shirakaba

Rin Kurosawa

Mia Fey

Rayfa Padma Khura'in

Buttercup

Yoshiko Tsushima

Sion Todo

Aroma Kurosu

Gaaruru

Hibiki Shikyoin

Ako Saotome

Yuri Katsuki

Victor Nikiforov

Grumpy

Chiri Tsukikawa

Lori Loud

Lucy Loud

Lola Loud

Manjimutt

Shogunyan

Mimikyu

Mareanie

Michiru Koda

Elza Forte

Shuka Hanazono
Izuku "Deku" Midoriya
Ochaco Uraraka
Tenya Iida
Bakugo Katsuki
Shoto Todoroki
Tsuyu Asui
Denki Kaminari
Momo Yaoyorozu
Kyoka Jiro
FumiKage Tokoyami
Eijiro Kirishima
All Might
Riku Nanase
Yamato Nikaido
Iori Izumi
Tamaki Yotsuba
Mitsuki Izumi
Sogo Osaka
Nagi Rokuya
Kanade Amamiya
Shin Oikawa
Junya Sasaki
Chizuru Sawamura
 Itsuki Katagiri
Subaru Yuuki
 Nozomu Igarashi
 Asahi Kasumi
 Kanata Kira
Shougo Yumekawa
Asahi Mitaka
Koyoi Takase
Li Syaoran
Jibanyan (Light/Shadow)
Komasan (Light/Shadow)
Whisper 2040
Tomoe Udagawa
Kaoru Seta
Yukina Minato
Sayo Hikawa
Ako Udagawa
The Last Nyanmurai
Anna Akagi

NOT CUTE:

Dopey

Kwazii

Minion

Amethyst

Rin Hoshizora

Hibiki Ganaha

Minami Nitta

Ranko Kanzaki

Miku Maekawa

Kion

Fuli

Beshte

Bunga

Ono

Pierre

Scraggy

Bulbasaur

Squirtle

Cyndaquil

Turtwig

Sumire Hikami

Juri Kurebayashi

Nono Daichi

Hime Shiratori

Tsubasa Kisaragi

Yuzu Nikaido

Yozora Kasumi

Maya Fey

Pearl Fey

Ema Skye

Trucy Wright

Kay Faraday

Athena Cykes

Blossom

Mirai Kasuga

Shizuka Mogami

Tsubasa Ibuki

Shiho Kitazawa

Umi Kousaka

Julia

Megumi Tokoro

Yuriko Nanao

Serika Hakozaki

Anna Mochizuki

Kana Yabuki

Nao Yokoyama

Riko Sakurauchi

Dia Kurosawa

Mikan Shiratama

Junon

Kanon

Pinon

Mahiru Kasumi

Doc

Sleepy

Lily Shirogane

Pepper Taiyou

Lynn Loud

Lana Loud

Dismarelda

Nino Nijiiro

Rei Kizaki

Chandelure

Aria Futaba

Huey

Dewey

Louie

Ansi Molina

Olly Timber

Saraline Timber
Tae Hanazono
Arisa Ichigaya
Ran Mitake
Moca Aoba
Misaki "Michelle" Okusawa
Sara Midorikawa
Maika Chono
Karen Kamishiro
Mirai Asuka

CUTE:

Pichu

Plusle

Minun

Pachirisu

Emolga

Dedenne

Mokona

Mog

Catbug

Bashful

Froakie

Fennekin

Harukasan

Stuffy

Tunip the Vegimal

Minccino

Piplup

Sylveon

Queen Delightful

Axew

Jibanyan

Minion

Serena's Pancham

Umi Sonoda

Eli Ayase

Hanayo Koizumi

Maki Nishikino

Nozomi Tojo

Miki Hoshii

Yukiho Hagiwara

Iori Minase

Ritsuko Akizuki

Anastasia

Kanako Mimura

Chieri Ogata

Miria Akagi

Rika Jougasaki

Kirari Moroboshi

Riina Tada

Rin Shibuya

Mio Honda

Komasan

Komajiro

Grizz

Panda

Ice Bear

Clefairy

Jigglypuff

Chansey

Eevee

Tepig

Snivy

Chikorita

Charmander

Totodile

Torchic

Mudkip

Chimchar

Hinaki Shinjo

Madoka Amahana

Kokone Kurisu

Nina Dojima

Yume Njino

Rola Sakuraba

Laala Manaka

Bubbles

You Watanabe

Kanan Matsuura

Ruby Kurosawa

Hanamaru Kunikida

Mari Ohara

Sophy Hojo

Dorothy West

Reona West

Falulu

Fuwari Midorikaze

Koharu Nanakura

Sneezy

Non Manaka

Rowlet

Litten

Popplio

Togedemaru

Rockruff

Bounsweet

Lincoln Loud

Leni Loud

Luna Loud

Lisa Loud

Lily Loud

USApyon

Happierre

Tomnyan

K. Koma

K. Jiro

Hidabat

Robonyan

Robonyan F

Gnomey

Steenee

Alolan Vulpix
Kero-chan
Tomoyo Daidouji
Mia Ageha
Komala

Spinny
Roselia
Rimi Ushigome
Saya Yamabuki
Himari Uehara
Hagumi Kitazawa
Kokoro Tsurumaki
Kanon Matsubara
Aya Maruyama
Hina Hikawa
Chisato Shirasagi
Eve Wakamiya
Lisa Imai
Rinko Shirokane
Poofessor
Mirai Momoyama
Mio Minato
Ema Hinata

NAKAKAGIGIL!!!:

Pikachu

BMO

Bijou

Poof

George

Happy

Chespin

Doc McStuffins

Mabel Pines

Sofia

Cottonee

Minion

Oshawott

Star Butterfly

Honoka Kousaka

Kotori Minami

Haruka Amami

Yayoi Takatsuki

Chihaya Kisaragi

Ami Futami

Mami Futami

Uzuki Shimamura

Noibat

Togepi

Squishy

Ichigo Hoshimiya

Aoi Kiriya

Ran Shibuki

Akari Ozora

Braixen

Chika Takami

Mirei Minami

Luan Loud

Yui Yumekawa

Bewear

Kirara Hanazono

Nebby

Webby

Sakura Kinomoto
Kasumi Toyama
Maya Yamato
Emo Moegi
Aine Yuki

The Cute Wall (Volume Twenty)

Now, the moment of truth is time because it's now time to do...THE CUTE WALL!



(applause)

Yes, it's definitely a new year and what better way to kick off 2018 with some new set of characters waiting to be added on this wall, from SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE to NAKAKAGIGIL. Speaking of which, oh no...

What do you mean "Oh no?"

Some idiot from a distant land called a very tough anime had some cute characters on it. I disagree with it.

Which one?

I'm talking about MY HERO ACADEMIA.

(audience laughing)

Wait. I know what this show's about. It's about a young chap who inherited the power of the greatest superhero, pause, in the world, and ends up studying at a school of superheroes where, by sudden fate, the superhero he ran into, becomes one of his teachers.

(ooohh)

Buddy, everybody in the world knows this anime, but for now, I'm talking about an argument here and it's about someone putting something that does not belong on the topic of Cute Characters. I'm talking about what character from My Hero Academia is but as a word of warning, I'm aiming on the stars of the show because this show is...how can I say it...tough. And Cuteness does not belong in a very tough show like this.

(audience laughing)

So, who's going to be the victims to be put in SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE because that show is darn tough and that doesn't fit in the category?

Wait a minute! This is all I got from the Funk Pop catalog and these folks are (ahem) Deku, Ochaco, Tenya, Katsuki, and All Might. That's all but I'm trying to figure out the rest so in the meantime...

Whoa!

(audience laughing)

SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE. Tough guys like them belong here. I'm not done with you, whoever you are.

(audience laughing)

So, who's next?

These folks, sir...

IDOLISH7

(cheers and applause)

Saw that coming...

These folks are known as IDOLISH 7 and they have a TV show now.

Wow. And I thought Side M's rubbish.

(audience laughing, then jeering)

And also the Dear Dream boys from that other show. What is it again?

Dream Festival.

DearDream

Oh yeah. Now, as we all recall, we put every single Side M lead in the wall, well, SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE at least. From Juptier, DRAMATIC STARS, Beit, HighxJoker, W, and S.E.M, all of the boys ended up on the bottom of our list. Sadly.

(audience laughing)

So, what about these guys? These boys came from the same company as THE IDOLM@STER, which is Bandai Namco by the way, but they surely know how to solve Side M in a heartbeat.

In a heartbeat. Oh, touche. Both IDOLISH7 and Dream Festival were meant to be alternatives to Side M but there's something weird about that Dream Festival thing.

What's that? Oh wait, don't tell me. This is is known to be a grown man's Aikatsu.

(audience laughing)

That's what that is because of the outfits these boys are selecting via cards which pretty much behaves like every Aikatsu stuff I know.

I think you're right but even with all that Aikatsu know-how in a boys idol anime show, feels like it doesn't work.

(audience laughing, then jeering)

Awkward...

Speaking of awkward, well I pretty enjoyed their songs but let's slap them to SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE.

(Jeering)

What? These boys....

(Jeering continues)

Anyway, what about IDOLISH7?

They're nothing but Side M wannabes but at least they work their charms against the likes of other well known boy idol stuff like the ones from Ensemble Stars and Uta no Prince Sama. So, where do we put them?!

SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE...

(audience laughing, then jeering)

Also...I'd rather put some more on the list! The M4 from Aikatsu Stars and the WITH from Idol Time PriPara...

(audience laughing)

This is turning into a men's locker room right now!

(audience laughing)

So, enough now, man?

(audience laughing)

Well, enough for now as we shall pay attention to this...

Oh my goodness...

(cheers and applause)

C...ca...card....Cardcaptor Sakura?!

What's wrong? Oh wait. Don't tell me. You had a very traumatic childhood because of that show, didn't you?

(audience laughing)

Er....umm....well...uh....

What is it?

Gonna go to the restroom!!!

(audience laughing)

He's not really going to the restroom, ladies and gentlemen. He went far away so he can't hear what I'm talking about. This is a CLAMP masterpiece everyone knows and it's about a little girl named Sakura Kinomoto who accidentally released a set of mysterious Clow Cards everywhere and with the help of Kero-chan, she sets off to seal the Clow Cards. Of course, her goal of being the cardcaptor wasn't an easy one but thanks to her best friend, Tomoyo Daidouji, every moment of Sakura's adventures are caught on cam in a stylish manner.

(ooohh)

Gonna love her outfits she wore on the TV show. No wonder my little chap fall in love with it. Anyway, as her mission progresses, she comes face to face with some Hong Kong chap named Li Syaoran, who ended up being her fierce rival but later become, oh you're going to love this one...the best of friends.

(ooohh)

Anyway, don't want to get all Captain Slow on this one. This TV show ran from two years with two films offered with the first one where Sakura and the gang headed to Hong Kong and the second one is set after the dramatic events from the TV series. My chap just saw the latter one he borrowed at the library.

(audience laughing)

Much to the dismay of my imbecille colleague and also the delight of every CLAMP fan, it's back!

(cheers and applause)

The Clear Card Arc! It's proof that the legendary Sakura Kinomoto is back and I bet most of you watched the pilot episode last Sunday morning, except for the idiot far away.

(audience laughing)

Anyway, while he's away, I'll do the honors until he comes back. Let's see...hmmm...that's a SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE for Syaoran-kun, a CUTE for Kero-chan and Tomoyo, and because she is loved by many, including my idiot colleague...

(audience laughing)

...the legendary Cardcaptor Sakura stays at the NAKAKAGIGIL spot. Welcome to the top, milady.

(cheers and applause)

HEY! YOU CAN COME BACK NOW!

Is it over? Whew. I'm glad you sorted out for me.

Don't mention it, buddy. It's all part of the job.

(audience laughing)

("Groovy" playing on phone)

OH MY GAWD!!!

(audience laughing)

TIME FOR THE RECAP!

SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE:

Raichu

Whisper

Minion

Nico Yazawa

Takane Shijou

Azusa Miura

Makoto Kikuchi

Anzu Futaba

Croagunk

Touma Amagase

Shota Mitarai

Hokuto Ijuin

Teru Tendo

Kaoru Sakuraba

Tsubasa Kashikawa

Kyouji Takajou

Minori Watanabe

Kyosuke Aoi

Yusuke Aoi

Shiki Iseya

Haruna Wakazato

Hayato Akiyama

Jun Fuyumi

Natsuki Sakaki

Rui Maita

Chio Hazama

Jiro Yamashita

Treecko

Jill Valentine

Rebecca Chambers

Claire Redfield

Ada Wong

Ashley Graham

Sheva Alomar

Helena Harper

Sherry Birkin

Moira Burton

Natalia Korda

Osomatsu

Karamatsu

Choromatsu

Ichimatsu

Jyuushimatsu

Todomatsu

Miyabi Fujiwara

Risa Shirakaba

Rin Kurosawa

Mia Fey

Rayfa Padma Khura'in

Buttercup

Yoshiko Tsushima

Sion Todo

Aroma Kurosu

Gaaruru

Hibiki Shikyoin

Ako Saotome

Yuri Katsuki

Victor Nikiforov

Grumpy

Chiri Tsukikawa

Lori Loud

Lucy Loud

Lola Loud

Manjimutt

Shogunyan

Mimikyu

Mareanie

Michiru Koda

Elza Forte

Shuka Hanazono
*Deku
*Ochaco
*Tenya
*Katsuki
*All Might
*Riku Nanase
*Yamato Nikaido
*Iori Izumi
*Tamaki Yotsuba
*Mitsuki Izumi
*Sogo Osaka
*Nagi Rokuya
*Kanade Amamiya
*Shin Oikawa
*Junya Sasaki
*Chizuru Sawamura
* Itsuki Katagiri
*Subaru Yuuki
* Nozomu Igarashi
* Asahi Kasumi
* Kanata Kira
*Shougo Yumekawa
*Asahi Mitaka
*Koyoi Takase
*Li Syaoran

NOT CUTE:

Dopey

Kwazii

Minion

Amethyst

Rin Hoshizora

Hibiki Ganaha

Minami Nitta

Ranko Kanzaki

Miku Maekawa

Kion

Fuli

Beshte

Bunga

Ono

Pierre

Scraggy

Bulbasaur

Squirtle

Cyndaquil

Turtwig

Sumire Hikami

Juri Kurebayashi

Nono Daichi

Hime Shiratori

Tsubasa Kisaragi

Yuzu Nikaido

Yozora Kasumi

Maya Fey

Pearl Fey

Ema Skye

Trucy Wright

Kay Faraday

Athena Cykes

Blossom

Mirai Kasuga

Shizuka Mogami

Tsubasa Ibuki

Shiho Kitazawa

Umi Kousaka

Julia

Megumi Tokoro

Yuriko Nanao

Serika Hakozaki

Anna Mochizuki

Kana Yabuki

Nao Yokoyama

Riko Sakurauchi

Dia Kurosawa

Mikan Shiratama

Junon

Kanon

Pinon

Mahiru Kasumi

Doc

Sleepy

Lily Shirogane

Pepper Taiyou

Lynn Loud

Lana Loud

Dismarelda

Nino Nijiiro

Rei Kizaki

Chandelure

Aria Futaba

Huey

Dewey

Louie

Ansi Molina

Olly Timber

Saraline Timber

CUTE:

Pichu

Plusle

Minun

Pachirisu

Emolga

Dedenne

Mokona

Mog

Catbug

Bashful

Froakie

Fennekin

Harukasan

Stuffy

Tunip the Vegimal

Minccino

Piplup

Sylveon

Queen Delightful

Axew

Jibanyan

Minion

Serena's Pancham

Umi Sonoda

Eli Ayase

Hanayo Koizumi

Maki Nishikino

Nozomi Tojo

Miki Hoshii

Yukiho Hagiwara

Iori Minase

Ritsuko Akizuki

Anastasia

Kanako Mimura

Chieri Ogata

Miria Akagi

Rika Jougasaki

Kirari Moroboshi

Riina Tada

Rin Shibuya

Mio Honda

Komasan

Komajiro

Grizz

Panda

Ice Bear

Clefairy

Jigglypuff

Chansey

Eevee

Tepig

Snivy

Chikorita

Charmander

Totodile

Torchic

Mudkip

Chimchar

Hinaki Shinjo

Madoka Amahana

Kokone Kurisu

Nina Dojima

Yume Njino

Rola Sakuraba

Laala Manaka

Bubbles

You Watanabe

Kanan Matsuura

Ruby Kurosawa

Hanamaru Kunikida

Mari Ohara

Sophy Hojo

Dorothy West

Reona West

Falulu

Fuwari Midorikaze

Koharu Nanakura

Sneezy

Non Manaka

Rowlet

Litten

Popplio

Togedemaru

Rockruff

Bounsweet

Lincoln Loud

Leni Loud

Luna Loud

Lisa Loud

Lily Loud

USApyon

Happierre

Tomnyan

K. Koma

K. Jiro

Hidabat

Robonyan

Robonyan F

Gnomey

Steenee

Alolan Vulpix
*Kero-chan
*Tomoyo Daidouji

NAKAKAGIGIL!!!:

Pikachu

BMO

Bijou

Poof

George

Happy

Chespin

Doc McStuffins

Mabel Pines

Sofia

Cottonee

Minion

Oshawott

Star Butterfly

Honoka Kousaka

Kotori Minami

Haruka Amami

Yayoi Takatsuki

Chihaya Kisaragi

Ami Futami

Mami Futami

Uzuki Shimamura

Noibat

Togepi

Squishy

Ichigo Hoshimiya

Aoi Kiriya

Ran Shibuki

Akari Ozora

Braixen

Chika Takami

Mirei Minami

Luan Loud

Yui Yumekawa

Bewear

Kirara Hanazono

Nebby

Webby

*Sakura Kinomoto