YES, YOU ARE DOOMED. IT'S ME. THE GUY WHO GOT KICKED OUT FROM THE AVENGERS FOR BEING TOO BAD-*** AND I HIJACKED THIS BLOG TO TELL YOU MY LOVE STORY ABOUT ME AND THE MUTANT WHO CALLED HIMSELF WOLVERINE. YOU READY? SORRY, NO SPOILERS UNTIL YOU ALL GO TO THE THEATERS TO WATCH OUR NEW FILM, GOT IT? GOOD. O_O
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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE
I, DEADPOOL, CALLED MY THIRD COMING "DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE". WHY? IT'S SIMPLE. I, PLAYED BY MY BESTIE RYAN REYNOLDS, HAD A FATEFUL ENCOUNTER WITH ONE OF THE X-MEN WHO USED TO CALL HIMSELF WOLVERINE. THANKS, HUGH JACKMAN, FOR GETTING YOUR *** BACK IN A MARVEL MOVIE.
WE ARE TOTAL A**HOLES AT FIRST BUT WE ENDED UP BEING THE BAD-*** COUPLE EVER ASSEMBLED. WE ROUTED LOTS OF A**HOLES, WE BLEW EVERYTHING UP, WE EVEN SAVED A DOG. ISN'T IT CUTE?
SCREW WOLVERINE. I'M STILL THE KING OF THE HILL. OOPS, WRONG TITLE. SORRY, HANK HILL, WHOEVER YOU ARE. I'M DEAD-****ING-POOL AND I STILL RULE MARVEL LIKE A *************. IF MARVEL CAN'T HAVE ME ON YOUR AVENGERS BANDWAGON, THEN **** IT. ME AND WOLVERINE ARE THE BEST VILLAIN KILLERS YOU WANT TO HAVE IN YOUR TEAM. WE STILL HAVE IT, RIGHT? ^^
WATCH OUR MOVIE. IT'S ****ING AWESOME AND YOU WON'T ****ING REGRET IT.
DEADPOOL FOR PRESIDENT.
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