The top 20 SpongeBob bits to remember

Nickelodeon's smash-hit TV cartoon show, SpongeBob SquarePants, is now 20 years old. The whole world can't get enough with Bikini Bottom's super-absorbent sponge and his undersea friends doing all sorts of ridiculous misfits and between you and me, this show's becoming very influential to us because of the bits that forever jammed through our heads more than the Gooby Goober song.

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In celebration of SpongeBob's 20th birthday this year, let's jot down the best bits that made the world love the show the most, whatever that is. So, without further ado, like what the diabolical Plankton said, let's shift into maximum overdrive. HI-YAH!

1) We learned from SpongeBob that we don't need TV or any other things that can make us happy. All we need is IMAGINATION. (Cue the rainbows)

2) Is Mayonnaise an instrument? No, but everyone's debating on it. Besides, I once heard of a band who called themselves  Mayonnaise. Huhehe...

3) Which one of you is the real Dirty Dan? That's what Sandy said in "Survival of the Idiots" episode and to be honest, are you Dirty Dan or Pinhead Larry?

4) Have you tried setting it to Wumbo? You know? I Wumbo, You Wumbo, He, She Wumbo, Wumbo, Wumboing, Wumbology, The Study of Wumbo, that's first grade.

5) "Me Hoy Minoy" says DoodleBob. If you see him, watch out! Only paper is DoodleBob's weakness.

6) "I'm ugly and I'm proud" SpongeBob said. If you're ugly and you're proud like SpongeBob, yell at the rooftops to your heart's content.

7) The inner machinations of Patrick Star's mind are an enigma. Cue milk spill.

8) How tough are you to get into the Salty Spitoon? If you're not tough enough, consider yourself a "weenie" and stay at Weenie Hut Jr.'s

9) Remember the acronym for the Krusty Krab employee: POOP - People Order Our Patties

10) What's funnier than 24? 25! (That's funny until you ruined your Good Noodle record)

11) When Barnacle Boy went to the dark side, who will Mermaid Man turn to? The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances! *A subsidiary of VIACOM

12) Want to have a very handsome face just like what Squidward had? Get zapped by an electric fence you've set up outdoors. You'll get all the fame you've been desperately wanted.

13) The Magic Conch knows all. Magic Conch, how can we get out from the wilderness? "Nothing."

14) East? I thought you said Weast.

15) SpongeTron says that "everything's chrome in the future" if you asked him after being in the freezer for 2000 years.

16) The only way out from The Flying Dutchman's ship is...the perfume department. (coughing)

17) Sea Bears are real. Better draw an anti-sea bear circle to repel or end up like Squidward.

18) The Bikini Bottom Marching Band performing at the Bubble Dome. That was a Sweet Victory we'd wish to have it on the halftime show during the Super Bowl. Huhehe...

19) Chocloates aren't just for eating. It's got many uses to lie about before the "chocolate guy" maniacally chasing you down just to buy all of the chocolates.

20) Patrick's surprised look from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. That expression forever exploded the internet.

For twenty years, this hit Nick TV show about an undersea sponge and his friends at Bikini Bottom continues to deliver an all-out riot to laugh about, explode the internet with their memes, memorize the lines, mixing things up, putting their references on almost everything, and so on, making this "the best day ever" of our lives. Hey, there's the song!

Happy 20th anniversary, SpongeBob SquarePants! See you on July 12 for the SpongeBob 20th anniversary special episode! Are you ready, kids?