(applause)
Man, it's been a while, huh? Feels like time has stopped for us, probably because of...well, her.
(audience laughing)
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| Mia Ageha |
That's Mia Ageha, am I right?
Yes, that's Mia from Pretty Rhythm Dear my Future and when she popped up for a special role on Idol Time PriPara, it didn't took long before she made her comeback performance and during her Making Drama sequence, she made a star and that's how our time got stopped like the Healing Touch from the Caduceus games.
(audience laughing)
Hold on. Does that mean that Mia's got the touch that stops time and then finished quickly at the blink of an eye?! Sounds like witchcraft but anyway, now that PriPara's done and with Mia became part of the Pretty All Friends project, care to say where should we put Miss Mia Ageha?
On the CUTE side, no doubt.
CUTE is in, then.
(audience laughing)
Anyway, we got some measures on our CUTE WALL ever since Mia froze our time with her star thingy. Look, we got Komala serving as the one who's ringing the bell when the time is up...
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| Komala |
...and we got our friend from Cardcaptor Sakura. Who is he again? He looks like Keroberos but he's black.
Spinny.
Yes. Spinel Sun.
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| Spinel Sun |
Yikes. Looks like Spinny's going strict on us.
Exactly so whatever character you're going to put on the wall, you'll have to do as what he said.
(audience laughing)
Whatever. Anyway, I had the list of the stars of the My Hero Academia characters on my pocket and whoever said that this is a cute show. IT'S NOT A CUTE SHOW YOU ********!!!!
(audience laughing)
Whoa!
Anyway, with the whole list of heroes on my list and since it's a tough show, might as well slap this list on the SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE so these folks have to think heads trying to take us on.
(audience laughing)
You're one hard man, I can tell. How about this for a change? How about BANG DREAM!?
(audience laughing)
Bang Dream!? Wait, I'm familiar with that one because you've annoyed us with your Roselia stuff and having figured out that you are a Bang Dream fan, you've been following every band on the list. Poppin'Party, Afterglow, Pastel*Palletes, Hello Happy World, and of course...
Roselia.
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| Poppin'Party |
 |
| Afterglow |
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| Pastel*Palettes |
 |
| Roselia |
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| Hello Happy World! |
I can still have nightmares about that Roselia stuff. Night after night, I kept muttering why did Bang Dream stole Roselia's name from Pokemon. In fact, I got enraged as much as our friend with the fizzy hair.
(audience laughing)
 |
| Roselia |
Hmph. My favorite Aikatsu Stars character, Rola, just minced your Roselia a few moments ago but the next day, you kept annoying us until we lured you away to an official Bang Dream concert.
(audience laughing)
Wow, thank you for reminding me but still, your Pokemon talk and Aikatsu talk sounds too boring for me so that's why I tried to lighten things up with Bang Dream.
I know but your tunnel antics with Roselia's too much.
(audience laughing)
By the way, I've grown so much suspicion on Pasupare's Maya Yamato, apart from being the sweaty girl of the bunch.
(audience laughing)
Sweaty?
Look at her. She looks like a teenage Lisa Loud!
Oh!
(audience laughing)
Also, that Hagumi from Hello Happy World looks like Rin Hoshizora. In fact, I got confused between the two characters because they have the same short orange hair.
(audience laughing)
(audience murmuring)
Chisato looks like Hime Shiratori, Kasumi looks like Haruka Amami, Arisa looks like Anne Takamaki...
STOP!!!
Why?
You're going to mention the M-name.
Who?
That girl's going to bore us to death. Her name is Moca Aoba! Darn it! I mentioned her name!
ONE ETERNITY LATER
Ugh. No more, Moca. Please. Don't bore us to death with your talk. Sigh,
(audience laughing)
That Moca talks so slow, even a snail and a turtle can overtake Moca's dialogue.
(audience laughing)
(cheers and applause)
Anyway, since we got the names, how about slapping the names on the CUTE WALL? Starting with PoPiPa first. Let's see, Arisa, Tae, NOT CUTE, Rimi's CUTE, Saya's CUTE...
Give me that Kasumi. Kasumi Toyama deserves to be in NAKAKAGIGIL because...ahem.
(audience laughing)
Onto Afterglow; Tomoe's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, Himari's CUTE, Ran's NOT CUTE, Tsugumi's CUTE, Moc....
NOT CUTE please!
Alright. Anyway, Hello Happy World, let's see. Kokoro's CUTE, Kaoru's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, Hagumi's CUTE, Kanon's CUTE, er...ummm...Should I go for Misaki or Michelle?
Either!
Okay but because she's a boring member of the team, NOT CUTE. Sorry, Michelle.
(audience laughing)
I'll handle with the Pasupare girls because Chisato, Eve, Hina, and Aya are CUTE except for Maya. She's smelly enough to enter the NAKAKAGIGIL side.
(audience laughing)
Smelly?!
She's too darn smelly. Huhehe.... Anyway, it's all down to my favorite band Roselia and...
Yukina's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, Ako's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, Sayo's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Seeing this that I'm very angry about Roselia, I decided to put those members on the SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, except I'm missing something...
Looking for these? Look, you're not gonna mess up my Lisa and Rinko so don't even try to bother having second thoughts with my Roselia faves. Rinko and Lisa, you can stay at the CUTE side where safe.
(audience laughing)
Hmph...I don't care but I really don't like that Roselia from Bang Dream. I'd rather stick playing Pokemon with my Roselia, which I believe it's CUTE for me.
(audience laughing)
Sigh. I do miss the old Yo-Kai Watch. Do you miss it?
Yeah. I don't really like the new Shadowside show. Jibanyan and Komasan 30 years later has gone boring and then later scary with their Shadowside set. Speaking of our least favorite Yo-Kai butler Whisper...man 30 years later, he looks horrifyingly boring.
(audience laughing)
Horrifyingly boring?! Well, I agree to what just happened to Whisper 30 years later but looking back at five years of Yo-Kai Watch, there's so much to remember about my other favorite show. We have the original Jibanyan and Komasan, and the others on the list. Are there any other Yo-Kais from the original show we haven't mentioned on the list?
I know a guy...
(cheers and applause)
Give me that Kasumi. Kasumi Toyama deserves to be in NAKAKAGIGIL because...ahem.
(audience laughing)
Onto Afterglow; Tomoe's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, Himari's CUTE, Ran's NOT CUTE, Tsugumi's CUTE, Moc....
NOT CUTE please!
Alright. Anyway, Hello Happy World, let's see. Kokoro's CUTE, Kaoru's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, Hagumi's CUTE, Kanon's CUTE, er...ummm...Should I go for Misaki or Michelle?
Either!
Okay but because she's a boring member of the team, NOT CUTE. Sorry, Michelle.
(audience laughing)
I'll handle with the Pasupare girls because Chisato, Eve, Hina, and Aya are CUTE except for Maya. She's smelly enough to enter the NAKAKAGIGIL side.
(audience laughing)
Smelly?!
She's too darn smelly. Huhehe.... Anyway, it's all down to my favorite band Roselia and...
Yukina's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, Ako's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, Sayo's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Seeing this that I'm very angry about Roselia, I decided to put those members on the SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, except I'm missing something...
Looking for these? Look, you're not gonna mess up my Lisa and Rinko so don't even try to bother having second thoughts with my Roselia faves. Rinko and Lisa, you can stay at the CUTE side where safe.
(audience laughing)
Hmph...I don't care but I really don't like that Roselia from Bang Dream. I'd rather stick playing Pokemon with my Roselia, which I believe it's CUTE for me.
(audience laughing)
Sigh. I do miss the old Yo-Kai Watch. Do you miss it?
Yeah. I don't really like the new Shadowside show. Jibanyan and Komasan 30 years later has gone boring and then later scary with their Shadowside set. Speaking of our least favorite Yo-Kai butler Whisper...man 30 years later, he looks horrifyingly boring.
(audience laughing)
Horrifyingly boring?! Well, I agree to what just happened to Whisper 30 years later but looking back at five years of Yo-Kai Watch, there's so much to remember about my other favorite show. We have the original Jibanyan and Komasan, and the others on the list. Are there any other Yo-Kais from the original show we haven't mentioned on the list?
I know a guy...
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| The Last Nyanmurai |
(cheers and applause)
I know what that cheers and applause stands for. You brought in a Legendary Yo-Kai on our set. He looks like Shogunyan but he's American. Who is he again?
The Last Nyanmurai.
The Last Nyanmurai. Got it.
I know, he's a strong guy just like its Shogunyan cousin but there is one major catch about him. Would you like to give him a try?
Hmmm...Last I remember, that Shogunyan sliced this wall into half and attacking us endlessly. So, what should I do with The Last Nyanmurai? I know, I'll put him on SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE.
(blade swishes)
(ARGH!)
He's just going to stab himself. The Last Nyanmurai. He's going to stab himself if things doesn't gone well.
Judging by our men over there, he's trying to stop him from stabbing himself. Now I know...
(audience laughing)
I also know a guy as well...
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| Poofessor |
Yes, he's a legendary Yo-Kai, no doubt. His name's Poofessor and all he ever does is dumping his poop on someone else's head to make it sound like a smarty pants. Come to think of it, he looks like a graduated teddy bear with honors.
(cheers and applause)
Trust me, he's ruining everyone's commencement exercises by making them look like they have Bachelor's Degree and Magna Cum Laude.
(cheers and applause)
Huhehe...I really like that fella. I really like him. He's got degrees. I'll put him on CUTE.
(audience laughing)
Anyway, enough Yo-Kai stuff for now. Let's move on to something new. Did you watch Kiratto PriChan?
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| Kiratto PriChan |
(audience murmuring)
I watched that too.
Do you like it?
I love that show. I know that I missed PriPara but this show is good. I'm starting to like that Mirai Momoyama.
Hey, do you know who else I love on PriChan? Emo Moegi...
(echoing)
(Godzilla roar)
AAAAHHHH!!! MONSTER!!!!
(audience laughing)
Monster?!
Well, you know Emo Moegi and Anna Akagi. They're ferocious monsters with razor sharp teeth when they got mad. I also heard that whoever the heck Emo is, she often eats a lot of leftovers from the Suffer Sireyna segment so the next time she appears on PriChan, she has plenty of firepower to burn Anna's socks off.
(audience laughing)
So, she's a fire-breathing monster?
Uh-huh.
Speaking of which, I have a brilliant idea about that Emo. Men!
What are those?
Some tokusatsu props I dug at the toy store. Maybe I can give this to Emo to see what its like. Here you go, Emo-chan.
(VOLCANIC KNUCKLE!)
Wha....?
(KA-BOOM!!!!)
(cheers and applause)
Emo Moegi, ladies and gents! Your new fire breathing monster! Ha ha ha!
Argh...ugh...agh...What for?
Well, now that you've truly understand Emo Moegi's firepower strong enough to unleash Inferno Overdrive on everyone especially Anna, I forgot to explain about...
Sara Midorikawa, I know. That tomboy's causing the viewers frequent heartbeats ever since she hangs out with Mirai. Ugh...
(audience laughing)
Well, now that we know more about the PriChan girls. Time to put them on the board. Let's see, hmmm... Mirai fits well in CUTE but Emo stays at the NAKAKAGIGIL side. Sara's NOT CUTE but Anna's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE.
(audience laughing)
We're done with PriChan, how about Aikatsu Friends?
 |
| Aikatsu Friends |
Aikatsu Friends? Wait, I watched that new show. What's it like?
I already told everyone what that show is. It's about the Pure Palette girls, Aine Yuki and Mio Minato, trying to win the hearts of many. Before you ask, I have a little something, just so you know. Hello Coco-chan!
Coco here!
Coco, out of all the Aikatsu Friends characters you met, who do you think is the cutest?
Searching....searching...Sorry. I don't know who.
(audience laughing)
He he he, even Coco couldn't figure out who's the cutest but I have to admit it's Aine Yuki.
Because her face is as soft as a dumpling? Like Komasan?
(audience laughing)
You know, that thing about Aikatsu Friends that made me sad is because this is different compared to Aikatsu and Aikatsu Stars...
Hold on, is it because they have no shot of fame to get featured in Photokatsu?
(audience laughing)
What are you talking about? Photo on Stage is already gone for good. Anyway, what's so sad about it is because there won't be another NaoIchi, SenaAka, or SubaYume because, ahem...
(audience laughing)
What's life for Aine and Mio? Oh wait, hello. Message.
(audience laughing)
Oh, sorry about that, Spinny. Anyway, while I'm starting to admire the Pure Palette's...um...I don't know how to describe it, it's the Honey Cat I'm starting to get my nerves.
Honey Cat? Did you mean Maika Chono and Ema Hinata.
Hold it! Did you say Ema Hinata? You know, by the looks of it, I'm sensing copyright infringement going on between the Aikatsu and the Pretty series.
(audience laughing)
Look at Ema, she's almost as close as...Emo Moegi!
(T-Rex roar)
(audience laughing)
Oh my goodness, they really are that close. Much like Hagumi Kitazawa and Rin Hoshizora.
I know. Well, now that you mentioned Ema, there's something about Maika. Her moves...It's starting to tell me...
What?
Ugh...she smells worse than Maya Yamato.
(audience laughing)
Careful now. She's got plenty of combat experience.
What do you mean?
She's going to kick your butt.
(audience laughing)
What about Love Me Tear?
Mirai Asuka and Karen Kamishiro?
Exactly. These girls are top class. Much like the WM and the Dolly Devil duo from the original Aikatsu show. In fact, it's difficult to explain why.
Difficult indeed, especially when we get to know just how elite they perform.
So, verdict?
Let's put Aine on the NAKAKAGIGIL spot while Mio's on the CUTE spot. Ema's on the CUTE spot...
Maika, NOT CUTE. Karen and Mirai? I bet they're NOT CUTE.
(audience laughing)
What are you doing?
Sorting out loose ends.
(audience laughing)
(BING! BONG! BING! BONG!)
TIME FOR THE RECAP!
SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE:
Raichu
Whisper
Minion
Nico Yazawa
Takane Shijou
Azusa Miura
Makoto Kikuchi
Anzu Futaba
Croagunk
Touma Amagase
Shota Mitarai
Hokuto Ijuin
Teru Tendo
Kaoru Sakuraba
Tsubasa Kashikawa
Kyouji Takajou
Minori Watanabe
Kyosuke Aoi
Yusuke Aoi
Shiki Iseya
Haruna Wakazato
Hayato Akiyama
Jun Fuyumi
Natsuki Sakaki
Rui Maita
Chio Hazama
Jiro Yamashita
Treecko
Jill Valentine
Rebecca Chambers
Claire Redfield
Ada Wong
Ashley Graham
Sheva Alomar
Helena Harper
Sherry Birkin
Moira Burton
Natalia Korda
Osomatsu
Karamatsu
Choromatsu
Ichimatsu
Jyuushimatsu
Todomatsu
Miyabi Fujiwara
Risa Shirakaba
Rin Kurosawa
Mia Fey
Rayfa Padma Khura'in
Buttercup
Yoshiko Tsushima
Sion Todo
Aroma Kurosu
Gaaruru
Hibiki Shikyoin
Ako Saotome
Yuri Katsuki
Victor Nikiforov
Grumpy
Chiri Tsukikawa
Lori Loud
Lucy Loud
Lola Loud
Manjimutt
Shogunyan
Mimikyu
Mareanie
Michiru Koda
Elza Forte
Shuka Hanazono
Izuku "Deku" Midoriya
Ochaco Uraraka
Tenya Iida
Bakugo Katsuki
Shoto Todoroki
Tsuyu Asui
Denki Kaminari
Momo Yaoyorozu
Kyoka Jiro
FumiKage Tokoyami
Eijiro Kirishima
All Might
Riku Nanase
Yamato Nikaido
Iori Izumi
Tamaki Yotsuba
Mitsuki Izumi
Sogo Osaka
Nagi Rokuya
Kanade Amamiya
Shin Oikawa
Junya Sasaki
Chizuru Sawamura
Itsuki Katagiri
Subaru Yuuki
Nozomu Igarashi
Asahi Kasumi
Kanata Kira
Shougo Yumekawa
Asahi Mitaka
Koyoi Takase
Li Syaoran
Jibanyan (Light/Shadow)
Komasan (Light/Shadow)
Whisper 2040
Tomoe Udagawa
Kaoru Seta
Yukina Minato
Sayo Hikawa
Ako Udagawa
The Last Nyanmurai
Anna Akagi
Izuku "Deku" Midoriya
Ochaco Uraraka
Tenya Iida
Bakugo Katsuki
Shoto Todoroki
Tsuyu Asui
Denki Kaminari
Momo Yaoyorozu
Kyoka Jiro
FumiKage Tokoyami
Eijiro Kirishima
All Might
Riku Nanase
Yamato Nikaido
Iori Izumi
Tamaki Yotsuba
Mitsuki Izumi
Sogo Osaka
Nagi Rokuya
Kanade Amamiya
Shin Oikawa
Junya Sasaki
Chizuru Sawamura
Itsuki Katagiri
Subaru Yuuki
Nozomu Igarashi
Asahi Kasumi
Kanata Kira
Shougo Yumekawa
Asahi Mitaka
Koyoi Takase
Li Syaoran
Jibanyan (Light/Shadow)
Komasan (Light/Shadow)
Whisper 2040
Tomoe Udagawa
Kaoru Seta
Yukina Minato
Sayo Hikawa
Ako Udagawa
The Last Nyanmurai
Anna Akagi
NOT CUTE:
Dopey
Kwazii
Minion
Amethyst
Rin Hoshizora
Hibiki Ganaha
Minami Nitta
Ranko Kanzaki
Miku Maekawa
Kion
Fuli
Beshte
Bunga
Ono
Pierre
Scraggy
Bulbasaur
Squirtle
Cyndaquil
Turtwig
Sumire Hikami
Juri Kurebayashi
Nono Daichi
Hime Shiratori
Tsubasa Kisaragi
Yuzu Nikaido
Yozora Kasumi
Maya Fey
Pearl Fey
Ema Skye
Trucy Wright
Kay Faraday
Athena Cykes
Blossom
Mirai Kasuga
Shizuka Mogami
Tsubasa Ibuki
Shiho Kitazawa
Umi Kousaka
Julia
Megumi Tokoro
Yuriko Nanao
Serika Hakozaki
Anna Mochizuki
Kana Yabuki
Nao Yokoyama
Riko Sakurauchi
Dia Kurosawa
Mikan Shiratama
Junon
Kanon
Pinon
Mahiru Kasumi
Doc
Sleepy
Lily Shirogane
Pepper Taiyou
Lynn Loud
Lana Loud
Dismarelda
Nino Nijiiro
Rei Kizaki
Chandelure
Aria Futaba
Huey
Dewey
Louie
Ansi Molina
Olly Timber
Saraline Timber
Tae Hanazono
Arisa Ichigaya
Ran Mitake
Moca Aoba
Misaki "Michelle" Okusawa
Sara Midorikawa
Maika Chono
Karen Kamishiro
Mirai Asuka
Tae Hanazono
Arisa Ichigaya
Ran Mitake
Moca Aoba
Misaki "Michelle" Okusawa
Sara Midorikawa
Maika Chono
Karen Kamishiro
Mirai Asuka
CUTE:
Pichu
Plusle
Minun
Pachirisu
Emolga
Dedenne
Mokona
Mog
Catbug
Bashful
Froakie
Fennekin
Harukasan
Stuffy
Tunip the Vegimal
Minccino
Piplup
Sylveon
Queen Delightful
Axew
Jibanyan
Minion
Serena's Pancham
Umi Sonoda
Eli Ayase
Hanayo Koizumi
Maki Nishikino
Nozomi Tojo
Miki Hoshii
Yukiho Hagiwara
Iori Minase
Ritsuko Akizuki
Anastasia
Kanako Mimura
Chieri Ogata
Miria Akagi
Rika Jougasaki
Kirari Moroboshi
Riina Tada
Rin Shibuya
Mio Honda
Komasan
Komajiro
Grizz
Panda
Ice Bear
Clefairy
Jigglypuff
Chansey
Eevee
Tepig
Snivy
Chikorita
Charmander
Totodile
Torchic
Mudkip
Chimchar
Hinaki Shinjo
Madoka Amahana
Kokone Kurisu
Nina Dojima
Yume Njino
Rola Sakuraba
Laala Manaka
Bubbles
You Watanabe
Kanan Matsuura
Ruby Kurosawa
Hanamaru Kunikida
Mari Ohara
Sophy Hojo
Dorothy West
Reona West
Falulu
Fuwari Midorikaze
Koharu Nanakura
Sneezy
Non Manaka
Rowlet
Litten
Popplio
Togedemaru
Rockruff
Bounsweet
Lincoln Loud
Leni Loud
Luna Loud
Lisa Loud
Lily Loud
USApyon
Happierre
Tomnyan
K. Koma
K. Jiro
Hidabat
Robonyan
Robonyan F
Gnomey
Steenee
Alolan Vulpix
Kero-chan
Tomoyo Daidouji
Mia Ageha
Komala
Kero-chan
Tomoyo Daidouji
Mia Ageha
Komala
Spinny
Roselia
Rimi Ushigome
Saya Yamabuki
Himari Uehara
Hagumi Kitazawa
Kokoro Tsurumaki
Kanon Matsubara
Aya Maruyama
Hina Hikawa
Chisato Shirasagi
Eve Wakamiya
Lisa Imai
Rinko Shirokane
Poofessor
Mirai Momoyama
Mio Minato
Ema Hinata
Roselia
Rimi Ushigome
Saya Yamabuki
Himari Uehara
Hagumi Kitazawa
Kokoro Tsurumaki
Kanon Matsubara
Aya Maruyama
Hina Hikawa
Chisato Shirasagi
Eve Wakamiya
Lisa Imai
Rinko Shirokane
Poofessor
Mirai Momoyama
Mio Minato
Ema Hinata
NAKAKAGIGIL!!!:
Pikachu
BMO
Bijou
Poof
George
Happy
Chespin
Doc McStuffins
Mabel Pines
Sofia
Cottonee
Minion
Oshawott
Star Butterfly
Honoka Kousaka
Kotori Minami
Haruka Amami
Yayoi Takatsuki
Chihaya Kisaragi
Ami Futami
Mami Futami
Uzuki Shimamura
Noibat
Togepi
Squishy
Ichigo Hoshimiya
Aoi Kiriya
Ran Shibuki
Akari Ozora
Braixen
Chika Takami
Mirei Minami
Luan Loud
Yui Yumekawa
Bewear
Kirara Hanazono
Nebby
Webby
Sakura Kinomoto
Kasumi Toyama
Maya Yamato
Emo Moegi
Aine Yuki
Kasumi Toyama
Maya Yamato
Emo Moegi
Aine Yuki
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