(applause)
Before we begin, I want to ask you what happen to our good friend out here. Look at him...
Whoa...You don't see that everyday.
What happened to him?
Well...
SEVERAL DAYS AGO...
Sir. I want you to know that Love Live Sunshine returns this weekend and we can expect a much crazier Mari Ohara on the show. Tie her up somewhere and remember, don't believe anything she says, always keep her in front of you, and most importantly, don't let her kiss you. Okay?
Okay.
PRESENT DAY
Looks like he broke the no kissing rule. Mari lured him and then kissed and then later, he's gone. Poisoned or could be worse.
You think Mari Ohara's wearing some kind of...lipgloss? Hmmm?
You mean Paralyzing Lip Gloss?
Yep.
Sneaky little b******d. All of you, hunt Mari Ohara down! I want her alive for questioning. And don't fall her to her kissing tactics!
Yes. She's wearing a Paralyzing Lip Gloss. Kiss her and you'll be as good as dead two hours later.
(audience laughing)
Don't worry. If all else fails, I know someone who can hunt Mari Ohara down. We got a Pokemon who can do that job rather well.
You don't possibly mean...
Chandelure!
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| Chandelure |
Don't worry. Chandelure learned a little finale it pulled off during our Pokken matches with our mates. I'm sure that Ghost-and-Fire type Pokemon will struck Mari Ohara from her back and BAM! BAM! BAM!
Ooohhh! Hey! Everyone! Take Chandelure with you!
(footsteps)
Well, that settles it. Good luck with Chandelure. Although I might put this on NOT CUTE just in case. This Pokemon has been a real thorn to my Pokken career.
(audience laughing)
Shall we begin?
Of course and let's begin with...this fella.
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| Nebby |
Yes but our friend, the Rotom Dex, didn't know what kind of creature Ash found somewhere before he showed it off to the rest of the class. That meant they gave it a name, Nebby.
Nebby? As in the "get in the bag, Nebby!" Nebby?
(audience laughing)
You really did do your homework, huh? Now, Ash's got two little critters in his backpack. Rowlet and Nebby. No wonder the Aether Foundation asked Ash to accept their offer to take care of Nebby until they figure it out what its power is.
But at what cost?
We'll never know until Ash learns Nebby's secret. Still, look at our Nebby friend. It goes PEW! PEW! PEW!
(audience laughing)
Wow. That does sound cute. PEW! PEW! PEW!
So, care to guess where should we put little Nebby in the wall? Oh wait! I know! Get in the NAKAKAGIGIL section, Nebby!
(audience laughing)
Hmph. Bags. Who's next?
(ooohhh)
Wait, what's going on?
What's going on around here?
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| Shuka Hanazono |
OH SHRIMP! It's Shuka Hanazono from Idol Time Pripara! The rich girl who's making Laala and Yui's life miserable!
Shu-shu-shu-Shuka Hanazono? Wait, I'm familiar with that girl.
You know her?
All I know is that Shuka Hanazono is the sister of a famous personality and what I heard is that Shuka has some connections with Hibiki, which makes her one of the most powerful and influential idols in Pripara. Don't underestimate her, okay?
Yeah. I wasn't. She's all business to her, even at school and at Pripara. For her, (ahem) Idol Time Is Money, even in Pripara.
(inaudible noises)
I was going to say that but the audience impact is too much. Oh wait, I think she's leaving.
(noise fades)
Well, now that she's left, I'd guess I'd better put her to SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE because for a girl who has interests in money, she's too much to slap her face with. After all, money talks, even idols.
(audience laughing)
Who's next?
(ooohhh)
Again?!
Who is it this time?
(angelic singing voice)
Huh?
Wait. I remember who that singing voice is...
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| Aria Futaba |
Aria Futaba?
Yes. The new My Little Heart bearer.
Wait. She's now bearing the My Little Heart name Yume and Hime used to possess?
That's right. Since the very beginning, Yume Nijino and Hime Shiratori possessed the My Little Heart name and perfected it performance after performance. Now, Yume's an official S4 member and possesses her Berry Parfait name (now Rainbow Berry Parfait) and Hime's graduated from the academy, leaving doubts over what happens next for the My Little Heart name until this time, there is now someone to pick the My Little Heart name and that someone is none other than...
Aria?
Exactly. Sorry, must have read the journal. Anyway, did you notice something about Aria Futaba's...what's the word?
Singing? Well, if she keeps singing, the whole place is covered in Misty Terrain.
Misty Terrain? Wait, isn't that a Pokemon thing?
Misty Terrain covers the field for a brief moment of time. With this, you will deal less damage from...ahem...dragons.
Dragons.
Yep. Dragons and with this Misty Terrain, you are immune to status conditions.
Okay, enough about the Misty Terrain stuff. I already got the point but that Aria's an intriguing idol indeed with such "angelic" voice and if I said "angelic"....uh oh.
Huh?
(distant echoes)
ARRGH! My head! It hurts! Put her to NOT CUTE! NOT CUTE?
Seriously?! What's going on?
(murmuring)
What?!
(murmuring)
Okay, fine. Put her in. Sorry about what's going on with my partner here but anyway, that's Miss Aria Futaba to you, the fairy idol with angelic voice from Aikatsu Stars. Don't worry, I know what will cheer you up. Remember Ducktales?
Ducktales? That's a very old show...
Uh-huh, but now it's back with a fresh new twist and with a star-studded cast and new adventures pushing them through uncharted heights, the new Ducktales is going to be the next Gravity Falls or is that what I think it is...
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| Ducktales |
Oh! That new Ducktales. The newly revived Ducktales cartoon that eats fictional adventurers for breakfast, not even the likes of Jones, Croft, Drake, or whatever adventurer I know in my lifetime. So, these are the stars of the new Ducktales? Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby?
Yep.
Hold on. Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Donald Duck's nephews and in their classic taste, they're tad adorable. But in the modern Ducktales, these three felt a bit...mature? Grown up? Adolescent?
(audience laughing)
Why you ask?
They sounded like grown-ups and look at Miss Webbigail Vanderquack. In the original, she looks rather adorable for a sidekick, but now in the modern Ducktales, gosh, she's crazier than both Mabel Pines and Star Butterfly.
(audience laughing)
Here's a little secret. To prepare for her comeback, Webby took some grappling hook classes from Disney characters who used a grappling hook such as Kim Possible and Mabel Pines.
(audience laughing)
Even Milo Murphy's on that stint.
Exactly, so when Ducktales is back for 2017, Webby is now known as the new Mabel Pines. Simple as that.
(audience laughing)
Not forget her pom-pom hardcore thing. She learned it from Kim Possible. Ha ha ha...
So, for that, these boys should be put in NOT CUTE because they now talk like grown men...
(audience laughing)
...and Webby should be put in NAKAKAGIGIL because of her Mabel-ish attitude.
(beeping)
Speak of the devil. What's this? "Meet me at the rooftop tonight. I know what's going on with that Aria girl of yours."
Who's that?
Says here it's from our friends from The Wayne.
The Wayne. Oh! Did you mean the Team Timbers?!
Yep. The Team Timbers from Welcome to the Wayne. Ansi Molina, Olly Timber, and Saraline Timber are three kids investigating the weird stuff going around The Wayne. It's their kind of thing.
(audience laughing)
...and Webby should be put in NAKAKAGIGIL because of her Mabel-ish attitude.
(beeping)
Speak of the devil. What's this? "Meet me at the rooftop tonight. I know what's going on with that Aria girl of yours."
Who's that?
Says here it's from our friends from The Wayne.
The Wayne. Oh! Did you mean the Team Timbers?!
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| Team Timbers |
Oh. Those guys. Hold on. I got another message. Says here (ahem) "I know your guys are doing that wall thing. Put me on NOT CUTE or you'll regret it. Saraline."
Ouch... Well, too much investigating spoiled their cuteness so let's put them in NOT CUTE secretly. He he he...
(audience laughing)
TIME FOR THE RECAP!
SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE:
Raichu
Whisper
Minion
Nico Yazawa
Takane Shijou
Azusa Miura
Makoto Kikuchi
Anzu Futaba
Croagunk
Touma Amagase
Shota Mitarai
Hokuto Ijuin
Teru Tendo
Kaoru Sakuraba
Tsubasa Kashikawa
Kyouji Takajou
Minori Watanabe
Kyosuke Aoi
Yusuke Aoi
Shiki Iseya
Haruna Wakazato
Hayato Akiyama
Jun Fuyumi
Natsuki Sakaki
Rui Maita
Chio Hazama
Jiro Yamashita
Treecko
Jill Valentine
Rebecca Chambers
Claire Redfield
Ada Wong
Ashley Graham
Sheva Alomar
Helena Harper
Sherry Birkin
Moira Burton
Natalia Korda
Osomatsu
Karamatsu
Choromatsu
Ichimatsu
Jyuushimatsu
Todomatsu
Miyabi Fujiwara
Risa Shirakaba
Rin Kurosawa
Mia Fey
Rayfa Padma Khura'in
Buttercup
Yoshiko Tsushima
Sion Todo
Aroma Kurosu
Gaaruru
Hibiki Shikyoin
Ako Saotome
Yuri Katsuki
Victor Nikiforov
Grumpy
Chiri Tsukikawa
Lori Loud
Lucy Loud
Lola Loud
Manjimutt
Shogunyan
Mimikyu
Mareanie
Michiru Koda
Elza Forte
*Shuka Hanazono
NOT CUTE:
Dopey
Kwazii
Minion
Amethyst
Rin Hoshizora
Hibiki Ganaha
Minami Nitta
Ranko Kanzaki
Miku Maekawa
Kion
Fuli
Beshte
Bunga
Ono
Pierre
Scraggy
Bulbasaur
Squirtle
Cyndaquil
Turtwig
Sumire Hikami
Juri Kurebayashi
Nono Daichi
Hime Shiratori
Tsubasa Kisaragi
Yuzu Nikaido
Yozora Kasumi
Maya Fey
Pearl Fey
Ema Skye
Trucy Wright
Kay Faraday
Athena Cykes
Blossom
Mirai Kasuga
Shizuka Mogami
Tsubasa Ibuki
Shiho Kitazawa
Umi Kousaka
Julia
Megumi Tokoro
Yuriko Nanao
Serika Hakozaki
Anna Mochizuki
Kana Yabuki
Nao Yokoyama
Riko Sakurauchi
Dia Kurosawa
Mikan Shiratama
Junon
Kanon
Pinon
Mahiru Kasumi
Doc
Sleepy
Lily Shirogane
Pepper Taiyou
Lynn Loud
Lana Loud
Dismarelda
Nino Nijiiro
Rei Kizaki
*Chandelure
*Aria Futaba
*Huey
*Dewey
*Louie
*Ansi Molina
*Olly Timber
*Saraline Timber
CUTE:
Pichu
Plusle
Minun
Pachirisu
Emolga
Dedenne
Mokona
Mog
Catbug
Bashful
Froakie
Fennekin
Harukasan
Stuffy
Tunip the Vegimal
Minccino
Piplup
Sylveon
Queen Delightful
Axew
Jibanyan
Minion
Serena's Pancham
Umi Sonoda
Eli Ayase
Hanayo Koizumi
Maki Nishikino
Nozomi Tojo
Miki Hoshii
Yukiho Hagiwara
Iori Minase
Ritsuko Akizuki
Anastasia
Kanako Mimura
Chieri Ogata
Miria Akagi
Rika Jougasaki
Kirari Moroboshi
Riina Tada
Rin Shibuya
Mio Honda
Komasan
Komajiro
Grizz
Panda
Ice Bear
Clefairy
Jigglypuff
Chansey
Eevee
Tepig
Snivy
Chikorita
Charmander
Totodile
Torchic
Mudkip
Chimchar
Hinaki Shinjo
Madoka Amahana
Kokone Kurisu
Nina Dojima
Yume Njino
Rola Sakuraba
Laala Manaka
Bubbles
You Watanabe
Kanan Matsuura
Ruby Kurosawa
Hanamaru Kunikida
Mari Ohara
Sophy Hojo
Dorothy West
Reona West
Falulu
Fuwari Midorikaze
Koharu Nanakura
Sneezy
Non Manaka
Rowlet
Litten
Popplio
Togedemaru
Rockruff
Bounsweet
Lincoln Loud
Leni Loud
Luna Loud
Lisa Loud
Lily Loud
USApyon
Happierre
Tomnyan
K. Koma
K. Jiro
Hidabat
Robonyan
Robonyan F
Gnomey
Steenee
Alolan Vulpix
NAKAKAGIGIL!!!:
Pikachu
BMO
Bijou
Poof
George
Happy
Chespin
Doc McStuffins
Mabel Pines
Sofia
Cottonee
Minion
Oshawott
Star Butterfly
Honoka Kousaka
Kotori Minami
Haruka Amami
Yayoi Takatsuki
Chihaya Kisaragi
Ami Futami
Mami Futami
Uzuki Shimamura
Noibat
Togepi
Squishy
Ichigo Hoshimiya
Aoi Kiriya
Ran Shibuki
Akari Ozora
Braixen
Chika Takami
Mirei Minami
Luan Loud
Yui Yumekawa
Bewear
Kirara Hanazono
*Nebby
*Webby
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