Yes, it's back and we still have some unfinished business to deal with because you may remember putting Laala Manaka on the CUTE WALL a couple of months ago and because she's from Pripara, we're gonna need more Pripara idols in the wall
And so are the Aikatsu Stars.
What?
There are more Aikatsu Stars characters that haven't been put in the wall. We have Ako, Koharu, and Mahiru to name a few. Anyway, more to these gals later on but first...
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| Mirei Minami |
Wait. I know her. That's Mirei Minami, right?
Yes. We'll start off with her.
But, didn't Mirei Minami somewhat a Ritsuko Akizuki-lookalike? Why the one with the blond hair?
The Mirei with the glasses is just her normal look but in her idolized state, she looks like...um...
The idol girl poster from Metal Gear Solid V?
(audience laughing)
Because looking at her idolized state, Mirei looks a lot like a distraction to soldiers everywhere when they saw one plastered on a cardboard box and got distracted by it.
(audience laughing)
For an idol girl, she's quite an eye sore when anyone got distracted by her charms but I think there's one big problem about Mirei.
What is it?
Take a look at her...
(audience laughing)
Oh no! She's broken!
Yeah, she's suffering some kind of technical difficulties. (laughing)
(audience laughing)
So, where should we put her?
Oh, I think I know where to put her. In the NAKAKAGIGIL section.
(audience laughing, then applause)
NAKAKAGIGIL? As in, cuter than Laala?!
(applause)
Anyway, moving on...
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| Sophy Hojo |
Any Pripara fans who are fans of Sophy Hojo?
(audience murmuring)
Sophy Hojo?
Yes. What is it you want to talk about her?
Nothing, really. It's just that philosophy's in her name. Get it? Philo-sophy!
(audience laughing, Fantastic Baby by BIGBANG plays)
So you're saying that Sophy's got some philosophy when it comes to her talents, eh?
Not quite, really, because sometimes, she often gets in her way during their escapades. But hey, at least she looks cute in her idolized self on stage. Couple that with Laala and Mirei and they can be a fantastic trio in the stage.
The SoLaMi Smile huh?
I mean, we got the whole trio in the wall! We got Laala, we got Mirei, who's probably going to be fixed by now, and now, we got Sophy, which I'll be putting her in the CUTE spot. Nothing more, nothing less.
(applause)
Well, now that we got the SoLaMi Smile trio patched on the Cute Wall, with Mirei being the cutest of the three, let's see some more Pripara idols to be named on the wall we have...hey! What are you doing with that girl?
(POW!)
(BLAM!)
(BIFF!)
(KA-BLAM!)
You're name is Sion, huh? Come on, face me! Fight me...like a girl!
Hey, wait a minute!
(POW!)
(BLAM!)
(BIFF!)
(KA-BLAM!)
Sophy Hojo?
Yes. What is it you want to talk about her?
Nothing, really. It's just that philosophy's in her name. Get it? Philo-sophy!
(audience laughing, Fantastic Baby by BIGBANG plays)
So you're saying that Sophy's got some philosophy when it comes to her talents, eh?
Not quite, really, because sometimes, she often gets in her way during their escapades. But hey, at least she looks cute in her idolized self on stage. Couple that with Laala and Mirei and they can be a fantastic trio in the stage.
The SoLaMi Smile huh?
I mean, we got the whole trio in the wall! We got Laala, we got Mirei, who's probably going to be fixed by now, and now, we got Sophy, which I'll be putting her in the CUTE spot. Nothing more, nothing less.
(applause)
Well, now that we got the SoLaMi Smile trio patched on the Cute Wall, with Mirei being the cutest of the three, let's see some more Pripara idols to be named on the wall we have...hey! What are you doing with that girl?
(POW!)
(BLAM!)
(BIFF!)
(KA-BLAM!)
You're name is Sion, huh? Come on, face me! Fight me...like a girl!
Hey, wait a minute!
(POW!)
(BLAM!)
(BIFF!)
(KA-BLAM!)
Several Punches and Kicks Later
Are you okay?
Ugh....ugh...never approach to a buttkicker again, especially when the buttkicker you're facing with is Sion.
Did you mean this Sion?
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| Sion Todo |
Sion Todo?
Huh?
My goodness, you must have mistaken her for Sion from The Bouncer.
(audience laughing)
Never mind. Whoever the heck it is, stay away from Sion...Todo. She's a real buttkicker and she nearly groped me in the middle of...a fight!
(audience laughing)
Anyway, I don't need explanations about that Sion tomboy I dealt with because her buttkicking attitude really explains a lot. I should be putting her in SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE!
(audience laughing)
Huh? But I was going to mention she was part of the trio called Dressing Pafe.
Whatever!
(audience laughing, then applause)
Well, since you mentioned Dressing Pafe, and with Sion listed as SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE because she attacked me from head to toe like...a bouncer from The Bouncer, have you got the West girls ready?
Dorothy and Reona? Yes. They're here a minute ago.
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| Dorothy and Reona West |
Just to be clear, Dorothy's the one with the blue hair while the one with the pink hair Reona. Anyway, thoughts about the gals? They're almost kinda reminds me of the Futami twins from THE IDOLM@STER in so many levels. Hey, at least sorority also applies in the idol girl world eh? I mean, we got the Jougasaki sisters from Cinderella Girls, the Futami twins from THE IDOLM@STER, the Kurosawa sisters from Love Live Sunshine, and the West girls from Pripara. Sisters! By Chance!
(audience laughing)
More like sisters by fate, if you ask me. Anyway, do they act differently? I mean, Dorothy's the spunky one while Reona's the soft one.
Well, now that you mentioned it, where should we put these gals?
With the Dressing Pafe trio now at the wall, they both get seated to the CUTE spot. Welcome to the club, West girls.
(audience laughing, then applause)
So, with SoLaMi Smile and Dressing Pafe on the wall, let's check out what other Pripara idols we can meet up next. Let's see...uh...uh-oh.
What's wrong?
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| Aroma Kurosu |
(some audience ran away in panic)
Uh...who the heck is this? Why is anyone running away?
(audience murmuring)
Who? Aroma Kurosu?
(audience murmuring)
From Gaarmageddon?
(audience murmuring)
She's a...little demon?
(audience murmuring)
She's a thousand times scarier before Yoshiko Tsushima from Love Live Sunshine emerged?
(audience murmuring)
Oh. Now I get it. I understand why anyone got away when they saw this little demon girl. Oh well, best to put it on SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE where it's safe.
(cheers and applause)
You did it!
Did what?
You did the right thing here! Putting that scary-looking Aroma Kurosu to the SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE spot because demons like her don't deserve to be put to the top spot.
In the same way we did to Yohane?
Yeah. So, anyone from Gaarmageddon you might be interested with?
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| Mikan Shiratama |
Mikan Shiratama? Interesting.
She's the exact opposite of the feared Aroma Kurosu you've been dealing with earlier. To put it in other terms, she's the angelic half of Gaarmageddon because Aroma's the devilish half of the trio.
You're right, she's the exact opposite but she likes to eat...a lot. Isn't that obvious for an idol who spends time eating lots of snack? There's another problem with Mikan...she looks boring.
(audience laughing)
Although I find Mikan to be rather boring, I'll just put her in NOT CUTE.
(audience laughing)
All right. If you say so. Who's next?
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| Gaaruru |
Oh, I know this entity. That's... (growling)
(audience laughing)
(growling)
(growling)
(audience laughing)
Why are growling like dogs?
I don't know! Perhaps her name sounds like a growl to me even though it goes G-A-A-R-U-R-U.
(growling)
(growling)
(audience laughing)
(growling)
(growling)
(growling)
(growling)
(growling) SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE (growling)
(audience laughing)
(panting) Sheesh, no time to talk like dogs. At least we got the Gaarmageddon trio listed on the wall. Any others?
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| TRIANGLE |
The TRIANGLE trio?
The TRIANGLE trio. You have Junon, Kanon, and Pinon. The trio really got me on...a few times.
(audience laughing)
Really? Are any one of the TRIANGLE trio turned you on?
Uh...no.
(audience laughing)
So, it's a no-no?
A no-no.
(audience laughing)
Sorry girls. The TRIANGLE trio are dropped to the NOT CUTE spot
(awww)
Well, we got all Pripara idols in store...
Wait! We're not finished yet. We still have a few left and we got a very special ones in store in the cute wall. Ladies and gents, here's Falulu!
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| Falulu |
(cheers and applause)
Step right here, Your Highness.
She's not really a highness, is she?
Never mind. Let's have a talk with Falulu...
Right, let's deal with...Your Highness.
SEVERAL MINUTES LATER
Well, at least Your Royal Highness has left. Any thoughts?
Ugh. I was just talking to a vocal doll just like (growling) but she did told me something. She told me that she'll be giving me a royal treatment with her if I put her to the cute spot of the wall. So, I guess I should put her to CUTE where safe.
Well, if this is what Falulu deserves, be my guest.
(audience murmuring)
Hey, what's with that chatter?
Look!
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| Hibiki Shikyoin and Fuwari Midorikaze |
Your Real Highnesses are here. Fuwari and Hibiki.
Oh my. Excuse me! Coming through! Pardon me! Let me through!
SEVERAL MINUTES LATER...
So, what do you think about these "royal highnesses" in the world of Pripara?
Can't believe fans got gaga over these royalties. Not sure why they are fan favorites on the Pripara series. Fuwari's nice but I don't think I'm in love with that Hibiki person. I guess I should put Fuwari on CUTE while Hibiki's on SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE.
Uh...think ahead before doing the verdict on these royals.
(audience laughing)
Oh well. At least we got all the Pripara favorites on the wall. Guess we have so little time left to deal with the other Aikatsu Stars gals. We only have five minutes left so here goes nothing.
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| Koharu Nanakura |
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| Ako Saotome |
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| Mahiru Kasumi |
Thoughts about them? We got little time left!
Okay! Koharu's a modest type of student and a good friend of Yume's aside from Rola so it's a CUTE for her. Ako's a gutsy type who has a fierce opposition to Yume so it's a SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE for her, and Mahiru is a stylish type who wants to be just like her sister, who is a member of the elite S4. Not sure about her but it's a NOT CUTE for me.
(ding!)
Okay! Time's up! At least we made it just in time. Phew...
TIME FOR THE RECAP!
SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE:
Raichu
Whisper
Minion
Nico Yazawa
Takane Shijou
Azusa Miura
Makoto Kikuchi
Anzu Futaba
Croagunk
Touma Amagase
Shota Mitarai
Hokuto Ijuin
Teru Tendo
Kaoru Sakuraba
Tsubasa Kashikawa
Kyouji Takajou
Minori Watanabe
Kyosuke Aoi
Yusuke Aoi
Shiki Iseya
Haruna Wakazato
Hayato Akiyama
Jun Fuyumi
Natsuki Sakaki
Rui Maita
Chio Hazama
Jiro Yamashita
Treecko
Jill Valentine
Rebecca Chambers
Claire Redfield
Ada Wong
Ashley Graham
Sheva Alomar
Helena Harper
Sherry Birkin
Moira Burton
Natalia Korda
Osomatsu
Karamatsu
Choromatsu
Ichimatsu
Jyuushimatsu
Todomatsu
Miyabi Fujiwara
Risa Shirakaba
Rin Kurosawa
Mia Fey
Rayfa Padma Khura'in
Buttercup
Yoshiko Tsushima
*Sion Todo
*Aroma Kurosu
*Gaaruru
*Hibiki Shikyoin
*Ako Saotome
NOT CUTE:
Dopey
Kwazii
Minion
Amethyst
Rin Hoshizora
Hibiki Ganaha
Minami Nitta
Ranko Kanzaki
Miku Maekawa
Kion
Fuli
Beshte
Bunga
Ono
Pierre
Scraggy
Bulbasaur
Squirtle
Cyndaquil
Turtwig
Sumire Hikami
Juri Kurebayashi
Nono Daichi
Hime Shiratori
Tsubasa Kisaragi
Yuzu Nikaido
Yozora Kasumi
Maya Fey
Pearl Fey
Ema Skye
Trucy Wright
Kay Faraday
Athena Cykes
Blossom
Mirai Kasuga
Shizuka Mogami
Tsubasa Ibuki
Shiho Kitazawa
Umi Kousaka
Julia
Megumi Tokoro
Yuriko Nanao
Serika Hakozaki
Anna Mochizuki
Kana Yabuki
Nao Yokoyama
Riko Sakurauchi
Dia Kurosawa
*Mikan Shiratama
*Junon
*Kanon
*Pinon
*Mahiru Kasumi
CUTE:
Pichu
Plusle
Minun
Pachirisu
Emolga
Dedenne
Mokona
Mog
Catbug
Bashful
Froakie
Fennekin
Harukasan
Stuffy
Tunip the Vegimal
Minccino
Piplup
Sylveon
Queen Delightful
Axew
Jibanyan
Minion
Serena's Pancham
Umi Sonoda
Eli Ayase
Hanayo Koizumi
Maki Nishikino
Nozomi Tojo
Miki Hoshii
Yukiho Hagiwara
Iori Minase
Ritsuko Akizuki
Anastasia
Kanako Mimura
Chieri Ogata
Miria Akagi
Rika Jougasaki
Kirari Moroboshi
Riina Tada
Rin Shibuya
Mio Honda
Komasan
Komajiro
Grizz
Panda
Ice Bear
Clefairy
Jigglypuff
Chansey
Eevee
Tepig
Snivy
Chikorita
Charmander
Totodile
Torchic
Mudkip
Chimchar
Hinaki Shinjo
Madoka Amahana
Kokone Kurisu
Nina Dojima
Yume Njino
Rola Sakuraba
Laala Manaka
Bubbles
You Watanabe
Kanan Matsuura
Ruby Kurosawa
Hanamaru Kunikida
Mari Ohara
*Sophy Hojo
*Dorothy West
*Reona West
*Falulu
*Fuwari Midorikaze
*Koharu Nanakura
NAKAKAGIGIL!!!:
Pikachu
BMO
Bijou
Poof
George
Happy
Chespin
Doc McStuffins
Mabel Pines
Sofia
Cottonee
Minion
Oshawott
Star Butterfly
Honoka Kousaka
Kotori Minami
Haruka Amami
Yayoi Takatsuki
Chihaya Kisaragi
Ami Futami
Mami Futami
Uzuki Shimamura
Noibat
Togepi
Squishy
Ichigo Hoshimiya
Aoi Kiriya
Ran Shibuki
Akari Ozora
Braixen
Chika Takami
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