James: Now, look. Look. Everyone be quiet, please. With the US Government now on Shutdown, pains me to say that...well, good luck to those who are affected. Think about it, with the Government Shutdown happened in the USA, over 800,000 government employees will suffer, parks and recreations are closed indefinitely, well, there's more over to the aftermath if I'm honest.
Jeremy: Uh-huh so here we are. If you are willing to work in the USA as well as for those living in the US, don't because due to the political reasons, well let's blame the Republicans for this like everyone else does, the United States of America is NOT the safest country in the world.
Richard: Really?
Jeremy: Yes. No longer safe. Look at the Statue of Liberty. Lights out for now and all parks and recreations all over the USA are closed. Sadly, they didn't mention about commercial establishments or education or sports or whatever that keep things afloat. Hmmmm...Oh! And best not to buy groceries or go to the mall or eat outside because...(clears throat)
(audience laughing)
Richard: Oh yeah. Government Shutdown in the US. That's definitely a political cataclysm not just for the US but for the entire world as well. Think about the economic impact the shutdown will cause and if by "worst", that's gonna hurt...badly.
Jeremy: As badly as...dropping an elevator.
Richard: Or worse...wrecking ball through your room.
Jeremy: Meteor in Russia...
Richard: Meteor that killed all dinosaurs...
(audience laughing)
Richard: Yep. Worse that killing all dinosaurs. Oh and speaking of which there are so many bad things happened in an event of a shutdown like for instance the EPA on hiatus, influenza monitoring on hiatus, nutrition support slashed, suspended food safety, workplace safety, disruptive impact on the DOJ, well you get the picture but there are some stuff that are "business as usual" in an event of a shutdown like...
Jeremy: Air travel, benefits, fed courts, postal, taxes, Mission Control in NASA, National Weather Service, Homeland Security, Military, prisons...well, business as usual for them but there are a bunch of limitations in an event of a shutdown. (sigh) So, are we going to expect the worst quarter of the year? For us, it's a yes and it's not looking good for us, even you around.
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Now, some more bad news. There's another sex scandal between Chito Miranda and Neri Naig making the rounds on the net.
James: Another one?
Richard: Man, why are there are so many scandals going on through every celeb in the Philippines. What's going on? Why is every Philippine celeb get battered by a bunch of scandals done by a bunch of bashers who don't care about it? I mean come on out here...
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Yes. There has been a never-ending scandals plaguing through the Philippine showbizness but who's to blame? It's still remain unknown for now but here's a thing to those bashers behind this...stop making scandals ruining every celeb in the showbiz world. That makes them very uncomfortable and very painful.
(audience laughing)
Richard: Hey, there's an small American company created a modern take of the classic 1960's Mustang. Here it is...
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| Equus Bass 770 |
Richard: This is called the EQUUS BASS 770, it's a modern remake of the first-ever Ford Mustang, the one Steve McQueen drove on Bullitt, it's fitted with the V8 engine from the Corvette ZR1, and hey! It's loaded with modern technology! It even has a sat-nav!
Jeremy: Look, Ritchie. I know you like muscle cars but for me, I don't like because...(clears throat)
(audience laughing)
Richard: But hey, this is just another modern remake of old classics. Remember the Eagle Speedster?
Jeremy: Well, yes, and that's definitely one of the best cars I have ever driven in my life and I love it.
Richard: Okay, good and what about the Singer 911?
James: For me, it's definitely feels like a classic Porsche 911 and I like it because unlike the new model, the electric power steering kinda feels more eccentric and that's not a classic 911 trait I deserve.
Richard: Well, for me, I think the EQUUS really knows how to mix the right ingredients; having the classic looks with some modern interpretations on it. I bet this is worth the fun rather than the Eagle Speedster or the Singer 911. No offense pals but I love it.
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Well, I think this is worth the fun than the Shelby Mustang I drove but one particular thing I don't like about this car is the price. The EQUUS costs around 156,000 Pounds which is more than the new Shelby Mustang but still, it's worth the heritage flowing it.
Richard: Heh?
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Just kidding. I'm not fond of muscle cars. Sorry.
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Now as the whole world still positive about celeb Megan Young being the first ever Filipina to win this year's Miss World pageant, I found some DYK that I'm not really quite fond of...
Richard: Like what?
Jeremy: Hmmm...Amazingly, the DYK about Ms. Megan Young is that she's...wait for it, wait for it, wait for it....an avid gamer. Yes. Miss World 2013 winner is an avid gamer like everyone else. Get this, she's also a huge fan of Ragnarok, Fable, Pokemon, and many others.
(ooohh)
James: Hmmm....What a very interesting DYK indeed. Everyone's getting huge interests on her...interests.
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Anyway, that is the end of the news folks and if you're in the US, good luck on your worst days of your lives.
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: No laughing matter, folks. This is serious.
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