Monday, September 30, 2013

Let's Do The News! (September 30, 2013)

James: And now the news and hey, Breaking Bad is finally over...for real!

(awww)

Richard: Wow, for five seasons, Breaking Bad has been a fan favorite about a science teacher and his former pupil selling drugs and struggling to keep themselves away from the law. It's over for real...how sad. At least there goes the line..."REMEMBER MY NAME..."

Jeremy: Yeah. "Remember My Name", that's exactly what main character Walt White said. So anyway, the end of Breaking Bad really is one of the most memorable ones in the history of TV shows. Science abuse...how cool was that? Using science to commit crimes? Now that's what "science abuse" is all about in the story of Breaking Bad.

James: Yes, indeed, and for those who've watched the finale, thank you. That's it. Thank you for BREAKING BAD.

(audience laughing, then cheers and applause)

James: And in cased you missed it, Disney Channel aired a Jake and the Neverland Pirates TV special titled Neverland Rescue and hey, since you had a friend who had a kid...

Jeremy: Sorry...didn't noticed it. She and her baby went to her friend's house and they missed it...

(audience laughing)

Richard: Hmmm? I mean where? In Renton?

(audience laughing)

Jeremy: Uh-huh. Seems they really forgot about setting their DVR for this TV special. My friend's baby boy's really is disappointed for now because he didn't see the TV special earlier. Too bad...

(audience laughing)

Jeremy: Anyway, while on the topic of the impending Government Shutdown, there are some interesting facts on what will USA happen in the middle of a government shutdown. Says here that this isn't the first one because since 1976, Federal government has shut down a total of 17 times. 17 times since 1976! Think about the disagreements that caused but don't fret because sometimes shutdowns lasted from a week or less until an agreement is made.

James: What about people working for the government, especially for someone who is a correction technician somewhere in Seattle?

Jeremy: Says here...business as usual in a middle of a government shutdown. Just in case, a "government shutdown" is nothing more of a sem break in a bad manner kind of way. Despite this, benefits continue to go out as planned. Don't worry for those who rely on pensions and Social Security checks. What interests us is that 60% of non-military Federal employees will continue to work as usual.

(ooohh)

Richard: So. Do you think there's going to be...as noted...the 18th government shutdown if Congress don't go as planned?

Jeremy: Most likely because those Republicans are always to blamed because if the question goes...Who's to blame in the middle of a government shutdown? The answer will always be Republicans and in case of a 2016 elections, I don't want a Republican to be president. The last Republican president Americans noted is George W. Bush, who's busy in his retirement home in Texas. Ugh...I think I might be getting sleepless nights for now.

(audience laughing)

Jeremy: Now what's also made me sleepless is that there's an island emerged somewhere in Pakistan, a day after a deadly earthquake. Here it is...

A mysterious island in Pakistan

Richard: Whoa...One of the world's mysterious things. A deadly Pakistani quake emerged an island that was once non-existent. Quite a mythology we're looking, eh?

Jeremy: Yeah but this isn't mythology, this is real life with a twist. Speaking of which, what's worth noting about this mystery island?

Richard: I told you, it's still a mystery, right?

Jeremy: Oh... And oh, guess what? I went on the internet and I found this...

(audience laughing hysterically)

Jeremy: Oh and I also found this, okay? It's the tweet from actress Megan Young, who became the first ever Filipina to win the Miss World 2013 pageant. Says here...


Jeremy: Uh oh....

(audience laughing)

James: What is it?

Jeremy: Oh wait, it's the other Megan Young. This twitter user meganyoung12 doesn't belong to the real Miss World 2013 winner. Truth is though, the real Megan Young twitter account were aftering is meganbata. Yep. Beware of imitations, that's the top tip.

(audience laughing)

Richard: So many imitations going on in social media, right? Guess what? That's the end of the news!

Jeremy: Hey that's my line!

Richard: Yep because it's now time for the final HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER! I have lined up one final character on the roster and what do you think? Do you think this "cute character" will beat Bijou and declare winner? Find out later in this blog!

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