Jeremy: Yes, we do hate it because of what was the announcement that Gran Turismo 6 will not feature Top Gear stuff but you know what, perhaps we do had a lot of backstories against the Corvette C7!
(audience laughing)
Richard: Like what?
Jeremy: Uh...never mind. There's so many painful moments caused by this. I just think that while because this car's too Gran Turismo series-exclusive since its GT5 debut as well as landing as the cover car of Gran Turismo 6, I finally found ourselves a car that we hate it more than just caravans.
Richard: Question, do we wanna blow it?
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Oh come on, that would be super silly so let's do the news, then?
James: Indeed, the news and this just in from Proton...
Jeremy: Yes, we knew that. It's the hatchback version of the Preve sedan called the Suprima. Here it is...
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| 2014 Proton Suprima S |
(audience laughing)
Richard: Yeah, and what sort of person would they buy this brand new Suprima?
Jeremy: Well, probably old men.
(audience laughing)
James: Old men?
Jeremy: I dunno. Since it costs about 15,000 Pounds, it is cheap but question is, is it cheerful? Is it a cheep and cheerful Malaysian hatchback? What do you think folks?
(audience murmuring)
Jeremy: Well, as for me, it's a no. What about you, Richard?
Richard: It's a no for me.
James: I think it's a no. Hey! Wait a minute, aren't we doing the whole Britain's Got Talent stint?
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Think about this car. It maybe seem fine at first but as years pass by, this would be another banger to bang up with and trust me on this, this would be as dull as the Hyundai hatchback I think and if anyone had one of these, people would mistake this for a Forte hatchback, that's for sure.
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Oh! I just remembered! You know those Syrian unrests that had been through the news for moments? Well, while the whole chemical attacks last month was particularly the scariest one, probably because it killed thousands of people in this troubled Arab country, what feared me the most that the whole Syrian intervention will cause the world market to raise gas prices to a record-time high and what feared me the most that gas prices will somewhat raised 2x higher. Think about this...while in the Philippines, if this whole Syrian crisis continues, expect gas prices to be raised by about a piso or two and that's not okay in a current situation like this.
Richard: Ouch. That's gonna be more pain in the pumps if I'm honest. I mean if this keeps on happening, do you think this whole 2x raise keeps on going every week with a rare chance of rollbacks?
Jeremy: Well, that's the theory anyway but that sounds scary for the motorists everywhere because...why did those Middle East tensions keep causing too much pain at the pumps?
James: I dunno. Perhaps, most of the countries import those from the Middle East and hey, you do had a point in here because if that whole Syrian outrage continues, especially the fact that the US awaits congress approval against Syria, this could spell doom for the motorists thanks to ultra-high gas prices. Question, do you think Syria is just one of the countries that supply petrol for the world?
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: I dunno but if it does, no wonder they're using it for chemical weapons and that bastard Assad always playing dirty tricks, that's for sure.
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Oh yeah! I almost forgot. I just noticed something that the man responsible for Disney's Gravity Falls TV show, whose name was Alex Hirsch by the way, will guest in Disney's Phineas and Ferb! Well, this is no joke but his twitter says it all. Hirsch tweeted (ahem) "recording a voice for P&F today!!!".
(ooohhh)
Jeremy: That's not all, here's the pic of Hirsch himself recording for an upcoming Phineas and Ferb episode...
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| Gravity Falls' Alex Hirsch records for an upcoming Phineas and Ferb episode |
Richard: Wait, that's Alex Hirsch?
Jeremy: Indeed. What you're expecting at?
Richard: Oh sorry...I thought...Well, you know...
(audience laughing)
Richard: Anyway, there's more to mimic about Peugeot faces around here because I just heard that Peugeot revealed their updated versions of the 3008 crossover and the 5008 MPV. Here they are...
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| 2014 Peugeot 3008 |
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| 2014 Peugeot 5008 |
Richard: See? See anything here?
(audience laughing)
James: Yes. I can see those facelifted models. So, what's new about those?
Richard: Well, just their outsides, I guess. But never mind about that, what interests me the most is the new version of the 308. Concept car at the moment. Look...
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| 2013 Peugeot 308 R Concept |
Richard: This is the R version, it has a 270HP engine and I think this is a hotter hatch than the 208 GTi. One thing I didn't like this is the two-tone color that looks like...some sort of wrestler's costume...
(audience laughing)
James: Now, this is not the kind of car you would wanna drive through the London streets by night. I mean look at it, it looks like a new 308 in sneakers or worse, a boy racer's 308, that's for sure.
(audience laughing)
James: Imagine that if you drive one of these at a posh party, I think that the doorman will ask you to leave right now because posh parties are made for people wearing formal clothing but this car's not as formal as it seems, right? This is more like a party crasher or a wedding crasher, perhaps?
(audience laughing)
James: Hey, what date is it now?
Jeremy: Well, it's September 1st.
James: September 1? Wow, time flies so fast and seems that summer's almost over and Christmas is just 115 days from now. Guess it's Ber months after all and we're kinda near to the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary special this November 23rd and the 2013 Christmas Special on December 25th, which is the final adventure for Eleventh Doctor Matt Smith. With Peter Capaldi (the 12th Doctor) upon us, guess this is the final four months with the Eleventh with us and...
Jeremy: Yes, James. That made us sad and hey, carpe diem!
James: Carpe diem? Oh wait, I already heard about it but anyway, it's the final four months for the Eleventh Doctor's tenure after all. Care to make every moment count?
Jeremy: Well, with two specials coming before the year ends, all I can say that saying goodbye to Eleventh Doctor Matt Smith is a hard thing to follow but hey, at least he did left us a big mark out in the Doctor Who history, if you know what I mean?
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Anyway, after the whole Phineas and Ferb Mission Marvel shenanigans we had last month, I just heard that something shocking is gonna happen at 2015's Avengers Age of Ultron movie, which is the sequel to last year's Avengers movie. Here's the shocking thing about the sequel...ready to hear? (ahem) One of the Avengers will face death.
(huh?)
Richard: Wait? One of the Avengers will die in the 2015 sequel?
Jeremy: Yes. One of the Avengers will die and that's shocking. Question is, whose Avenger will die in the Age of Ultron movie? As of now, we have to wait until 2015 to reveal the answer so the guessing game has begun.
Richard: Guessing game it is. Oh and guess what? A new Batman was named for the upcoming Superman vs. Batman film. Wanna guess who that is?
Jeremy: Yes. We heard that. Ben Affleck's the new Dark Knight for the upcoming film that pits Man of Steel vs. The Dark Knight.
Richard: Oh...but just one thing...if you were to choose between Superman and Batman, who would you be?
Jeremy: Well, I'm not a fan of those so...you might as well not asking...
(audience saying Batman)
(audience saying Superman)
Jeremy: Oh, it's a half-half! Some like Superman because of his superpowers, some like Batman because of his...well...what else that makes Batman cool?
(audience murmuring)
Jeremy: The gadgets? Whoa, no wonder Batman has the best gadgets a caped crusader ever have. But still, Batman's too scary. No wonder parents tell their kids not to go faraway by telling them "Don't go too far, okay? There's Batman so do not go!"
(audience laughing)
Richard: Is Batman the scariest person kids ever afraid of?
James: I dunno!
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Anyway, that's the end of the news!
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