How Cute Is Your Character? - Mabel Pines

I've been bringing in the cutest characters in the history of cartoons and games, whatever they came from, and facing all three tests; getting kissed, hugged, and resist against Isabella from Phineas and Ferb, in a bid to top my CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard.

Time for a recap...

Mog from the Final Fantasy series became the first to come into our segment and in terms of getting hug and getting kissed, Mog scored greatly but when faced off against Isabella, which is our equivalent to one pot of thermite from Brainiac's How Hard is your Thing segment, Mog's out. The best performer out there is Adventure Time's BMO. Despite getting destroyed at the face of Isabella, BMO's the best living gadget to be hugged and kissed. Yes really. BMO's the cutest but four weeks later, Poof from The Fairly OddParents steal BMO's crown but sadly, Poof's position didn't last long with the arrival of Hamtaro's Bijou.

So far, Bijou is in the lead with a total score of 24 out of 30 points and the worst in the CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard is of course...Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. Because of her clown-like personality, it's tough to contain Pinkie Pie and oh, she hurt Isabella...badly. Ouch... Glad we sedate that lunatic...

As our segment comes to a close, one final "cute character" is finally stepped out from the shadows but...can this "cute character" is worth enough to beat Bijou in our game or will Bijou retain the crown and declared victor? Time to let my inner Thalia Zucchi on. Let's find out...

Today's cute character is...

Mabel Pines

Mabel Pines? Could that be Mabel Pines who is the twin sister of Dipper Pines from the hit series Gravity Falls?

Well she looks cute but...HOW CUTE IS MABEL PINES? Brainiacs, stay alert...

The first test is...getting kissed. Just how kissable is Mabel Pines? The answer is simple.. Mabel's getting enjoyed by the kisses! Mabel likes boys. Cute boys. Handsome boys. Let's just remember, she was once kissed by a merman. That's it boys! Mabel loves the kisses! Keep going! And after a minute...that's enough. Kissing booth's over. That's a 10 out of 10 for Mabel Pines!

Next test...getting hugged. Just how huggable is Mabel Pines? Give her a nice squeeze, please. Amazingly, hugging Mabel Pines is like hugging an oversized teddy bear and as a bonus, we're not giving her an ordinary hug. It's the AWKWARD SIBLING HUG!

Awkward Sibling Hug

Yes. Pat Pat indeed. Let's give her a 9 out of 10 rating.

Last test...It's Mabel Pines vs. Isabella. Let's see who is the cutest. Time to light up what I believed to be an equivalent of one pot of thermite! Three...two...one!

Mabel Pines...guess you can't resist Isabella's cuteness because look at Isabella's cuteness, she's too cute and Mabel, what are you gonna do?

It's Beautiful!

Huh? What's this? Isabella forfeits? Wait a minute...Oh man! There goes the BOSS MABEL look! When Mabel says "It's Beautiful" in a geeky and nerdy kind of way...it's too hideous. So hideous, Isabella has left the building! That's it Mabel, you're more of an Isabella-repellant with your face. ATLIT, her Isabella-resistance rating is 8 out of 10.

Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls scored a grand total of 27 out of 30 points.

So there we have it. Mabel Pines is the winner of our segment....with the respectable EXCEPTIONALLY CUTE ranking.

1) Mabel Pines -27/30

2) Bijou - 24/30

3) Poof - 23/30

4) BMO - 22/30

5) Mokona - 22/30

6) Pikachu - 21/30

7) Catbug - 20/30
8) Mog - 19/30
9) Adipose - 16/30
10) Pinkie Pie - 15/30

Which means...the cutest character I've ever come across is MABEL PINES!

Woo-hoo!

HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?