(audience murmuring)
Jeremy: Well, I do. It was definitely a nightmare only global warming can come up. Anyway, what shocked me that Habagat strikes back ever since Typhoon Maring showed up in the Philippines since last weekend and during its tenure...well, how can you rate this insanity from one to ten?
James: Out of ten? Twelve perhaps.
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Why 12?
Richard: Are you making up some DW references, James?
(audience laughing)
James: Oh, I'm sorry. It was like "out of ten? Eleven" perhaps and because of the whole announcement that Peter Capaldi's going to be the new Doctor Who, I was allowed to say Twelve out of 10 when you are trying to rate something from one to ten,
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Anyway, enough about that. Onto the monsoon rains or what the netizens called "Habagat II", I can't believe the whole Metro Manila's turning into a water world and for the hell of it, some of the schools are turning into...well, swimming parks.
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: I think it's worse than last year's monsoon rains and it's also even worst than 2006's Typhoon Milenyo and 2009's Typhoon Ondoy combined! Well, that's a theory anyway.
James: Well, it's a good thing unlike the Typhoon Milenyo of 2006, it didn't caused power outage that left everyone in the dark for a week. Think about it, Jeremy... No power for a week, is it going to be like the TV show called REVOLUTION?
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Perhaps nobody's taking our advice about the whole HOVERVAN idea because if this idea was into everyone's heads, most of the motorists can survive through the flooded ideas. Now since they didn't heard about the HOVERVAN stint, it's stuck in the flood for them. Poor motorists stuck in the floods...
(audience laughing)
Richard: What about those who are working in the office? Remember, I once did Brainiac a few years ago about "office buoyancy aids", figuring out which of the office supplies makes a perfect buoyancy aids.
James: Ahem...
(audience laughing)
Richard: Too much? Well on the upside, it's going to be a long weekend for the lazy students who really wish they don't want to go to school. It's like their weekends getting a bit more longer and feels like they got themselves more of a sem break!
(audience laughing)
James: So...what are those students stayed at home during the monsoon rains these days?
Richard: Some studying for exams, some studying past lessons, some playing video games. Just saying but the latter part is what best sum up.
James: Hmmm....what about watching TV?
(audience laughing)
James: Guess they had some time to watch Ser Chief and Maya, eh?
Jeremy: Or Ryzza Mae...
(audience laughing)
Richard: Ryzza Mae?
Jeremy: Well, you know...ahem...(imitates Ryzza) THE RYZZA MAE SHOW!
(audience laughing)
Richard: Oh wait! Some are watching a show with a little girl on it, isn't it? I get it now...
Jeremy: Anyway, for details about the week-long Habagat threats, you must check the updates on the NDRCC site at http://ndrrmc.gov.ph/. Also, for whereabouts of Typhoon Maring, the monsoon rains, and flood updates, don't fear because DOST's Project Noah got your back. Visit http://www.noah.dost.gov.ph/ for updates. Thank you and stay safe.
(applause)
Richard: Anyway, while we're continuing over the whole Habagat-Maring threat, let's move on to Subaru because the BRZ, the FR sports coupe which is the same as the Toyota 86 that Jeremy drove it earlier in the year, has been updated for the 2014 model year so...what to expect? Well, the top of the line "S" model comes with reworked aerodynamics as well as the addition of a rear wing and for the stripped-out "RA" model can now be ordered with new front-ventilated disk brakes and Torsen LSD. What's suprising is that they even had a limited edition tS model. Here it is...
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| 2014 Subaru BRZ tS |
(ooohh)
Richard: That's limited to 250 units, exclusive to the Japanese market, no power gains to its 2.0L boxer engine, but the tS (or tuned by STi) is made to make the BRZ even better on the handling side because of its added suspension upgrades, Michelin Pilot Super Sport tires, Brembo brakes, large-diameter driveshaft, and an updated version of Vehicle Dynamics Control. However this is the GT Package were showing it and for this package, it makes the BRZ a bit "racy" if you know what I mean?
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: So, what's up with the GT Package?
Richard: Same handling upgrades to the regular tS model but you'll get black 18-inch wheels, rear dry-carbon rear spoiler, and Recaro seats wrapped in Alcantara. So, is this thorough enough for you?
Jeremy: Only if it's a bit more attractive to "Speedo Boys" many.
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Oh hey! Has anyone saw the movie THE CONJURING?
(audience murmuring)
James: Wait a minute...THE CONJURING?
Richard: Yeah, it's a horror movie based on real events. Scary but it's true. I just can't believe that everyone got scared over a true-to-life event that inspired this film.
Jeremy: Anyway, what's amusing is some netizen make a joke about THE CONJURING. Here it is...
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| THE CONJURAIN |
(audience laughing hysterically)
Jeremy: Yes. Yes it is. THE CONJURAIN. Imagine if The Conjuring brought in to the typhoon disasters in the Philippines done by Typhoon Maring.
Richard: Whoa! That is pretty scary for a joke like this. THE CONJURAIN? Based on a true case files of PAGASA? Get outta town!
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: That's really was a nightmare you can't escape, even in the life-threatening monsoon rains! He he he...
Richard: Oh and aside from netizens making fun out of it, some are getting furious right about know and it's about the whole pork barrel scandal that's been around sometime. Some netizen thinks that pork barrel should be used to treat the victims of the latest typhoon Maring and monsoon rains but sadly, that pork barrel went through the wrong hands into some Napoles bastard.
(audience laughing)
Richard: As a matter of fact, Napoles, you should be the one to blame for this. You did this wrong and millions are affected because of your wrongdoings. (bleep) you, Napoles! (bleep) you!
(audience laughing)
James: Hey! Give your potty mouth and your middle finger a rest, okay?
Richard: Oh, sorry.
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Anyway, while in Japan, Honda, Nissan, and Toyota unveiled their newest GT500-class cars for next year's season. Here it is...
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| 2014 SUPER GT GT500-class machines |
(ooohh)
Jeremy: From Toyota, it's an unnamed Lexus that looks like the LF-CC Concept car, from Honda, it's their replacement to the race-only HSV-010 GT and that's based on the next NSX hybrid supercar, and from Nissan, an improved version of the R35 GT-R that has been on the block for a couple of years now.
James: I have a puzzling question about those two from Toyota and Honda, aren't they supposed to be production models? But those aren't. Lexus's new 2-door coupe won't arrive until next year and ditto for the Honda's future NSX which will arrive in 2015.
Jeremy: Well, I don't know but hey, at least Toyota finally retired the age-old SC430 Super GT racer for good. He he he...
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: But big bets for Nissan because when they made an updated version to the Super GT500-class GT-R, that signals the proof that Nissan's working on the NISMO version of the GT-R. Still, it's a mystery worth solving for...
(audience laughing)
Jeremy: Anyway, that is the end of the news and oh yeah, emergency hotlines just in case you are in the middle of the habagat right away...
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