10 cute characters brought in by me will face my CUTENESS TESTS; getting kissed, getting hugged, and against Isabella's cuteness in a bid to top my CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard.
Today's cute character is...
BMO |
Is it BMO from Adventure Time, which is more than just Finn and Jake's roommate but also their friend, a camera, a TV, an electrical outlet, and most of all, a video game system?
Well, that is pretty cute...but HOW CUTE IS BMO?
The first test is...getting kissed. What would BMO react when being kissed by fans? The answer...BMO LIKES! BMO likes getting kissed in the face. No wait, LOVES getting kissed in the face because BMO's oh so cuddly. Just look at BMO's reaction...
This gives BMO a kissable rating of: 10 out of 10!
The second test is...getting hugged. This would be very easy for BMO because...who cares about it? BMO's cute enough to be hugged. There aren't any official BMO plushies of today, even the San Diego Comic Con 2013 exclusive merchandise doesn't count so...any particular reason why there's no such thing? I mean come on out here, BMO's super cute! BMO wants to be cuddled and...sheesh. I can't believe there are fans making their own BMO plushies for the benefit of themselves. Whatever, with BMO's cute enough to be hugged by millions, this gives BMO a huggable rating of: 10 out of 10.
The final test is...against Isabella. Isabella says "Whatcha Doin?"...like this. What would BMO do? After 10 seconds, it seems that BMO's disintegrating by Isabella's cuteness! The internal hard drive's getting blown away like fireworks, the motherboard's getting roasted, the batteries are getting weaker, the screen's getting all static until..."BATTERY LOW! SHUTDOWN..." After moments of getting disintegrated by Isabella's cuteness, BMO won't turned on...for good! This gives BMO a pathetic Isabella-resistance rating of: 2 out of 10.
BMO from Adventure Time scored a grand total of 22 out of 30, giving BMO a first place lead.
CUTENESS RANKER:
1) BMO - 22/30
2) Mog - 19/30
3) Adipose - 16/30
How cute do I rank it? VERY VERY CUTE! HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?
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