 |
| At the studio... |
(cheers and applause)
JC: What? What? What are you applauding?
RH: Yeah, you're right. The Integra is dead for good as well as the Type R nomenclature. However, good news! The Integra's back!
JC: Really?
RH: Yeah. The Integra's back...as a bike.
(audience laughing)
JC: What? You're saying that the Integra is back...as a two-wheeler?
RH: Yeah. I heard that a couple of months ago that the Integra name returns as a two-wheel bike by the name of NC700D Integra. It's essentially...another grown high school boy's scooter since the...um...the Honda XRM.
JC: Richard! Nyan nyan nyan. Enough about that. Let's do the news!!!
JM: Okay, the news and..um...hey! They announced the name of the Royal Baby!
JC: Really?!
JM: Yeah. The name of the Royal Baby from the hands of Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton is...wait for it...wait for it...wait for it...
TWO TO SIX MINUTES LATER...
JM: Wait...for...it...Wait...for...it...
JC: James! Are we there yet?!
(audience laughing)
JM: Oh! There it is. The Royal Baby's name is...George Alexander Louis. Yep. George Alexander Louis is the name of the Royal Baby capable enough to become the future royal successor to Prince William and Prince Charles.
JC: Yeah and since he's just a baby, I was expecting for this Royal Baby for when he grows up, he has to be somewhat very special. Perhaps he was born to...Be More...
(audience laughing)
RH: Be...More?! Are you nuts, Jeremy?!
JC: Whoops...Why did I just said that. Sorry about that Mr. and Mrs...um...
JM: Jeremy!
JC: Oh, Your Royal Highness. I'm sorry about that...
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, bad news. You know when you guys watch the hearing from the US House of Representatives and then there's the part whether to approve or reject the amendment that would bring NSA to the brink of a financial ruin since the Edward Snowden scandal? Anyway, here's what you've been missed during the House Hearing...
JC: "House rejects Amendment to kill NSA surveillance programs". You know what this means? It seems that the US politics are still supporting over the controversial NSA surveillance programs in regards of collecting phone calls from the entire US county. Now because of that, 60 million Americans are terrorists in the eyes and ears of NSA...and also US President Obama.
(audience laughing)
JC: No. This is not a laughing manner. There's a well known theory that because of the House supporting over NSA surveillance programs...the NSA will think that 60 million Americans as well as the foreign immigrants from other countries are terrorists and gets worse...
JM: Worse?
JC: Well, we don't know what's going to happen but...prepare for the worst.
(suspense music plays)
JM: Oops. Sorry. My phone...
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, a few days ago, we tackled about the new generation S-Class, which I think it's one of the best premium saloon cars ever made with a price. Now, tuner Brabus prepares some tuning program for the W222 S-Class. Here it is...
 |
| 2014 Brabus S-Class W222 |
JC: What Brabus done here is boost the power output to a massive 730HP of power, 1,065Nm of torque, and a top speed of 202mph. Yeah. This is what an S-Class should be...
JM: And I'm unaware about the whole thousand torques thing. Because this S-Class got a thousand torques, I'm expecting to be more like a cannibal because by the time you're driving this one like an animal, you'll end up like what you did to the Brooklands a few years ago.
JC: Which is...
RH: Blowing the tires.
(audience laughing)
RH: Anyway, there's a new special edition Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse coming up. Here it is...
 |
| Bugatti Veyron Jean-Pierre Wimille |
RH: That's called the Jean-Pierre Wimille edition of the Bugatti Veyron and for the next 12 months, Bugatti will reveal six special editions based on the Veyron Vitesse, which I believe to be the fastest open-top roadster in the world. This special model was named after Jean-Pierre Wimille, one of the longest-serving test drivers at Bugatti, bringing home a number of race wins, including the 1947 Bois de Boulogne, where he drove a 4.7-litre Monoposto Type 59/50 B. Only three models are built.
JC: Three units available? This is just like what Lamborghini did to the Veneno.
RH: Yeah except it's quicker than the Lambo Veneno you might ask.
JM: However, if I were one of the fools driving one of those...I was expecting to be a bit more flashy because "hey! look at me! I'm driving a Bugatti Veyron! Wanna ride with me?"
(audience laughing)
JC: It's a good thing we didn't use that in Spain. Too expensive. More expensive than your Audi R8 Spyder you drove...
(audience laughing)
JC: Oh, and that reminds me, I went to the internet and I found this rather interesting interview video of someone named...Niki Yang, who was an writer and storyboard artist in Clarence, Adventure Time, Family Guy, Gravity Falls, Fish Hooks, she did the voices in Adventure Time as Lady Rainicorn and...um...uh....
RH: And what, Jeremy?
JC: (mumbling)
(audience laughing)
RH: What? What you said?
JC: (mumbling)
RH: Ahem...What is it?!
JC: (gulps) BMO.
RH: B...MO?! Wait a minute...
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway...an interview clip. Take a look...
RH: Wait...what?!
JM: Never heard of it. Bravest Warriors?
RH: James. That's some web cartoon made by the same studio and the same men behind Adventure Time. There's a new one coming this August.
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, that's definitely a bombshell. That is the end of the news!
No comments:
Post a Comment