JC: Hang on...hang on...Did you just said "Spirit Animal"
JM: Yeah. I said it... Literally, I don't know what a "spirit animal" is...
(audience laughing)
RH: Ok...what is a spirit animal anyway?
JM: Well, I don't know. Whenever I hear someone saying "Mabel is my spirit animal", "BMO is my spirit animal", "Karen Gillan is my spirit animal", "Perry is my spirit animal" blah blah blah... I'm really really confused because I really really don't know what that is.
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, you know what else is confusing?
JM: What?
JC: Us doing the news!
(audience laughing)
RH: Yeah and yesterday we talked about how adorable BMO was and yes, Adventure Time's trusty little gizmo was definitely one of the cutest cartoon characters as seen on TV.
JC: Yes I know. BMO is super cute for an all-purpose gizmo. Anyway, I just saw something in the internet that PBS' Idea Channel posted a video about what if BMO is expressive of feminism. Oh come on, BMO is neither a little living boy or a real baby girl, even though its talking to itself at the mirror. Anyway, here's the clip that sums it up...
(audience laughing)
JC: He said "her"! So that means...BMO's a girl! (laughing)
JM: Yeah right...(laughing) Wait a minute! What do you mean BMO's a girl? Oh come on, you know BMO doesn't had a gender like most machines and things do. So, why is there an article about feminism and BMO? You know BMO was just a...machine. A robot! A video game machine! A gadget! Whatever!
(audience laughing)
JC: Yeah. That clip doesn't make any sense. What does BMO had to do with feminism? This what the same thing what if Doctor Who is a religion but never mind about that. Let's move on...
(audience laughing)
RH: To what? Should I play "Little Brothers" again or do we really move on?
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, summer means more conventions and this week sees one of the biggest conventions of the year. Yep, it's San Diego Comic Con and this year means more because this year packs more and more for the geeks who are willing to attend the convention. There's also SDCC 2013 exclusive merchandises from one of their sponsors like for example...
RH: Well, there's a BMO plushie available exclusively at this event, you know. You might really wanna go there for that...
(audience laughing)
JC: Possibly but aside from that, there's loads and loads of other exclusive merchandises, especially from Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Orphan Black. Interested in those?
(yes!)
RH: My oh my! I can see some wide audience here! YEAHUH!
JM: Ow! Why you...
(punch!)
RH: Whoa!!!!
(bang!)
RH: Ugh!!!!
(audience laughing)
RH: Ow...that's even more painful than Regular Show's Rigby getting punched in the game of punchies...
(audience laughing)
JM: Punchies?
RH: Yeah. Punchies! And that hurts...a lot!
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, enough of the punchies stuff or things get messy around here. Okay, does anyone around here still remember a classic cartoon from the last decade called Cardcaptor Sakura? It's one of CLAMP's creations and it's one of my childhood anime crush that caused me some headlines...
(audience laughing)
RH: Yeah right. It's that anime that caused us trouble. It's the one where everyone around us calling us names and embarrass us on front.
JM: Yeah and we hate them.
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, at the upcoming Comiket 84, which will be held at the Tokyo Big Sight from August 10 to 12, 2013, a merchandise company will offer some new merchandise from that classic CLAMP masterpiece we all love to hate because of our childhood trauma...
(audience laughing)
JC: They said that they'll be offering a paper bag, two clear file folders, two IC card stickers, a tumbler mug, a "jumbo" fan, and a bath poster for 3,000 yen (about US$30). Also, they'll be offering a B2-size Card Captor Sakura tapestry featuring a new image for 4,000 yen (US$40). So, if you were on that event, would you take the risk?
(audience laughing)
JM: Nope. Afraid not. I have had it with that late 90's magical girl anime show with the theme song that goes "na na na na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na na na...."
(audience laughing)
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| FPV GT |
JC: Oh wait! I picked up some bad news! And this time it's another bad news from Ford of Australia. Remember the time when Ford announced to stop Australian production as well as the Falcon in 2016 and move on importing Ford models to the upside down country? Well, there's some more bad news because FPV, which Ford is what Holden is to HSV, will be closing its doors for good next year.
JM: Wait...FPV? Ford Performance Vehicles? Never heard of it...
JC: Yeah James, it's because it's an Australian thing, like the Vauxhall VXR8 thing we had which is Australian-made. Anyway, says here that if the final generation Ford Falcon will be launched next year, it will be the end of the FPV brand for good. So...um...do you remember the FPV cars, guys? Guys?
(audience laughing)
RH: Oh wait! Sorry about that. I don't know more about FPV. I only know about the VXR8 thingy because it's a Holden HSV. We had no further knowledge about Aussie Fords.
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, with Ford stopping Australian production, it seems that Ford's Aussie range will be filled with the Taurus, Explorer, and the next generation Mustang, which means, the lineup's too American than being Aussie, if you know what I mean?
(audience laughing)
JC: And that is the end of they news!
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