JC: Oh wait, lemme guess, maybe Fast and Furious wants to play catch up against the upcoming Need For Speed movie, which also comes in the summer of 2014, and when Universal looks up at Dreamwork's Need For Speed, they said "oh, seems that there's another racing movie in the summer of 2014 eh? Well, let's do the same thing!"
(audience laughing)
RH: Have you been watching FnF movies lately?
JC: Uh...nope!
(audience laughing)
JC: This is all just the same thing. The first one maybe fine but with so many volumes throwing out through the years, it seems that it's just the same old FnF movie. It's still the same no matter the installment is!
RH: Uh...close but no. Even though there's a bunch of well, you know what, you might as well rethink about these FnF movies because it's still the best racing franchise that carves out total destruction and I like that.
JC: Yeah, whatever...But I do like the Flip Car mentioned in FnF6. Man, wish I want one so I can flip those annoying traffic away and feels like the streets are all mine.
(audience laughing)
RH: Yeah, you can flip civilian or police cars with a Flip Car but what if you've been facing someone who wants to stop you?
JC: (mumbling)
(audience laughing)
RH: I'm sorry?
JC: (mumbling)
RH: Ahem....
JC: (whispers) I surrender...
RH: Surrender! I see! Seems that with power comes responsibility!
JC: Anyway let's now do the news!
RH: All right, news comes from EA because for 2013, their new Need For Speed game is titled RIVALS and it's coming this November for XBOX 360, PC, and PS3 first. Here's a teaser which sums up...
JC: Wait a minute...is that a Ferrari?
RH: Yes. Ferrari's back at NFS and this F12berlinetta featured in the teaser is one of the cars you'd expect on Rivals and it's been chased by some Koenigsegg police car!
JC: Being chased by some cop car that looks like a 1000hp Swedish hypercar? Ooh, sounds interesting.
RH: Yeah, but little information at the moment. We have to wait until E3 2013 next month for the full scoop.
JC: Okay, hey now, Renault showcased a new hatchback. Here it is...
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| 2013 Renault Twin'Run concept |
JM: And you might end up sinking this car like what you did to the Twingo...
(audience laughing)
JM: I mean, imagine what you'll gonna do with this just like what you did to the Twingo. You'll put it on top of the H&W crane, going upside down through the sewers, put a celebrity on the boot...
JC: No it can't. It's mid-engined. The back's occupied by an engine...
JM: Okay...Then you'll put it on the ice-skating rink, and then you'll going to crash it and then sink it. Sounds familiar?
(audience laughing)
JM: Seems that you're going to do it for every small Renault you can find and no. Don't even think about getting behind the wheel of a very small Renault cause you'll always end up in a catastrophe.
(audience laughing)
JC: Thank you, James, for your valued but pointless opinion about me. I can see why what's wrong about me when it comes to handling small cars...
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, some personal experience, folks. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Okay, a couple of days ago, I tried out a mobile game that everyone's been playing...
RH: And I presume it would be...Candy Crush Saga, right?
JC: Yes. Candy Crush Saga. As it turns out, this game is all terrible rubbish.
(audience laughing)
RH: Terrible rubbish, you say?
JC: Yes. Terrible rubbish. This is just like the Montezuma game but for Candy Crush Saga, you have limited set of moves to get the score target or clear out the jellies or whatever regulations you're facing with. I can't believe why there are several morons on Facebook invited me to play Candy Crush saga and then some annoying status updates saying they cleared Level 100 or higher in Candy Crush Saga. Tell ya, something. Do you know someone who plays Candy Crush Saga?
RH: Uh...Yep. I keep reading everyone's status updates saying they've just cleared a certain level at Candy Crush Saga and then I've noticed some annoying notifications saying that my friend invited me to play Candy Crush Saga.
(audience laughing)
JC: This is too much! Good thing I'd stopped playing this rubbish puzzle game!
RH: Me too! I stopped playing Candy Crush Saga as well...but there's another problem you're facing just now...
JC: What? Is it because I've been flooded with invites?
(audience laughing)
RH: Uh...nope. Bigger than that. It's idiots snap-shotting a question in a game of 4 Pics 1 Word.
JC: What's The Word? Oh! I see! I see morons snapshotting a What's the Word question and then share it on Facebook, seeking for help. Anyway, about that whole "4 Pics 1 Word" thing. Four pictures. One word. What's the word? It's apparently one of the dumbest games I have ever seen in my life. Has anyone playing 4 Pics 1 Word Hands up...
(audience raising hands)
JM: Oh, seriously, more people are playing 4 Pics 1 Word while some didn't?
JC: Yeah. Can't believe they got succumbed to this game. Anyway, what I don't like about this game is why there are four pictures that are truly irrelevant to the topic and then you have to guess the word that shares common to the four pictures shown. For example; here's a picture of a Porsche, the oktoberfest, the Nurburgring, and the city of Berlin. What's the word that has the connection between those pics?
JM: Germany.
JC: Germany it is! Okay, next up...a picture of an anime character, Tokyo Tower, sushi, and some Datsun.
JM: Japan.
JC: Japan! Correct! Well, played, James. Well played. Anyway, what I have here um...a picture of the Petronas Tower, Sears Building, Burj Khalifa, and the Empire State Building. What's the word?
JM: Well....um...ah....
JC: Come on James. What's the word that connects with these pics?
JM: Uh...ah...well let me guess...hmmm...I can't remember!!!
(audience laughing)
JC: So, you give up?
JM: Yes, I give up! This is hard!
JC: So there you go, folks. Avoid playing a game of 4 Pics 1 Word. It's really really the worst game ever played in a smartphone. Top Gear Top Tip: AVOID PLAYING CANDY CRUSH SAGA AND 4 PICS 1 WORD!
(audience laughing)
JM: Anyway, that's the end of the news folks but before that, Renault Samsung launched a turbocharged version of the SM5 Platinum, it's called the SM5 XE TCi, here it is...
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| Renault Samsung SM5 XE TCi |
JM: What this is is Samsung's answer to turbocharged versions of the Hyundai Sonata and the Kia K5 but not really that kind of answer because it's less powerful than its rivals from Hyundai and Kia.
RH: Anyway, the new SM5 XE TCi is powered by the same engine you'd expect on the super ugly Nissan Juke. It's an MR16DDT engine (Renault Samsung calls it MR190DDT but same thing) which comes with a turbocharger and direct injection. It produces 190HP of power and fuel economy of around 13km/L, while mated with a 6-speed double clutch transmission, which seems a bit more convenient than regular automatics.
JM: Anyway, seems that the new XE TCi model adds some sporty character on the SM5 but for a price of 27,100,000 Korean Won (under the 25,000 Dollar mark), it's a bit reasonably priced as well.
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