JC: What happened? What's wrong with it?
JM: Well, let's just say, it stripped off its world record.
(awwww)
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| Bugatti Veyron Super Sport |
JM: Indeed. It's bad news indeed moments since the Hennessey Venom GT from the USA blitzed its top speed world record of 265.7kph and admitted that the one that I drove on Ehra-Lessien years ago, was more of a non-street-legal version, which stirred the 267mph sensation and Bugatti admits that they've limit the car to 258mph, which is rude why did Bugatti never told to the public years ago...
JC: So, does this mean that the Hennessey Venom GT, because it doesn't have a limiter on it, gets it?
(audience laughing)
JM: Not yet. According to the rules, it must attain its average speed over two timed runs. Also, it needs to build some fifty identical examples of the Venom GT in order for it to qualify as a "production" car. In the meantime...
JC: The Shelby Ultimate Aero gets the crown?
(audience laughing)
JM: Exactly! But, we're not out of the woods just yet because SSC are still in a works for developing their latest supercar with an unpronounceable name. I think it's... (gibberish)
(audience laughing)
RH: What?!
JM: I don't know...something that goes T-U-A-T-A-R-A...
JC: (gibberish)
(audience laughing)
JM: (gibberish)
(audience laughing)
RH: Guys? Would you just enough of this crazy moment for a while?!
JC: Sorry...Sorry...It's just that the car with a unpronounceable name is too much crazy for our own rights. I mean hey, the Pagani...(gibberish)...you just drove three months ago and blown the Ariel V8 Atom's lap time, does it sound a bit crazy to you?
(audience laughing)
RH: Uhhhh....
JC: Anyway, moving on because I just found something at the news that what's the commotion's all about in Japan. This is what I saw what's going on...
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| Japan readying missles |
(audience laughing)
JC: I was just wondering...Why Japan's readying their missiles for?
RH: I don't know...Perhaps alien invasion?
(audience laughing)
JM: Or maybe, enemies trying to destroy Japan?
(audience laughing)
JC: No...morons. They're prepping their missiles for something something...North...
(audience laughing)
RH: What?!
JC: (mumbling)
(audience laughing)
RH: What is it?
JC: (mumbling)...North...(mumbling)
RH: North Korea! I knew it! NoKor's trying to firing a missile and then Japan uses those to stop incoming missiles the North Korean's firing at...
JC: Yeah...That's what I'm telling about. But what bothers me is that not only Japan gets the big guns against the North Koreans, they also load bigger guns as well as this...
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| Gundam on display |
JC: Beware, North Koreans. Japan has some cool robots gunning for you. (laughing)
RH: So, those Japanese mecha robots would be a perfect weapon against the North everytime they make a threat against them, eh? You bald idiot...
(audience laughing)
JC: Thank you, Hammond. And oh, you know the Kiyomi song? Anyone know this...thing? Hands up...
(some audience raising hands)
JC: What's the point of it?
(audience laughing)
JC: I REALLY don't know about this...Kiyomi song...
RH: That's Gwiyomi...
JM: Gwiyomi...
JC: Right, Gwiyomi...I mean what's it all about this...Gwiyomi Song? What do you do? This is just a music with some squeaky-voiced vocal and some weird background music that feels like some sort of video game. I see girls on the internet doing this kind of terrible rubbish...
(audience laughing)
RH: You grown man...Never know what a Gwiyomi song is? Here...I'll show you...
JM: Here's the step-by-step guide...
(audience laughing)
JC: This is terrible rubbish! What should I do? 1+1 = Gwiyomi! 2+2 = Gwiyomi! 3+3 = Gwiyomi! Gwiyomi! 4+4 = Gwiyomi! 5+5 = Gwiyomi! 6+6 = (pop!) (pop!) Gwiyomi!
RH: Now, you're getting it!
(audience laughing, then cheers and applause)
RH: Now, you're getting the Gwiyomi gig!
JC: I did? Well that would be more creepy when Vice Ganda does it last week...
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, former British Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, which she was earned her nickname the "Iron Lady" because of her strong leadership in Great Britain. We had reports that sadly, she passed away at the age of 87. We will never forget you Iron Lady. Thanks for your inspirational services. Let's give her an applause, okay?
(cheers and applause)
JC: Anyway, we'll have more on the new DLC on Metal Gear Rising Revengeance on the PS3, which you can play as MGR main villain, Sam, as well as some additional VR missions featuring Jetstream Sam. It's already out now on the PlayStation Store for around 1,000 Japanese Yen. Here's the clip:
JC: This would be more enjoyable to play those Jetstream Sam missions on MGR unless there's some suspicious looking finger print has found on someone else's PS3 controller...
(audience laughing)
JM: Aside from this new Jetsream DLC on MGR, Konami announced that the upcoming Blade Wolf chapter will be out by early May.
JC: Yeah, and that's the end of the news!
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