RH: So...how's the episode of Doctor Who? Come on...Awaiting your comments...
JC: That episode really broke my brain.
RH: Really?
JC: Yeah but I believe there's still tons of rooms lurking on the TARDIS aside from the ones featured on that episode like maybe...a foyer, a bowling alley, swimming pool, telescope, terra cotta army room, JET ENGINE WIND TUNNEL! And a scoring room with a 40-piece orchestra! However, there's no licorice dispenser but that was a nice touch...
(silence)
RH: Nice going, Clarkson. You broke their brains. Guess what?
JC: Is it my dream TARDIS awesome...
RH: Actually, Clarkson, you took that idea from a Phineas and Ferb episode...
(audience laughing)
JM: He's right and there was already a telescope and a swimming pool on the TARDIS but I'll give you that. Oh and you forgot to mentioned the funhouse part...
(audience laughing)
JC: Thanks for the tip, James. ♫You're living in a funhouse baby. You're living in a funhouse...♫
(audience laughing)
RH: Knock it off, Jeremy and James! You guys feeling like you're changing the topic!
JC: Okay...okay...enough about remixing shows for pointless reasons because let's do the news. Now, anyway, we all heard that because of the North Korea's rejection for dialogue led South Korea withdrawn most of its workers from the joint-operated Kaesong complex. Now I had a bit of a problem about the people leaving the Kaesong complex for good because those who live near the complex had so much stuff in here. Anyway, here's the pic of what sums up for those kind of people leaving Kaesong complex...
(audience laughing hysterically)
RH: Whoa! Seems that these guys really sent packing their bags before leaving the North for diplomatic reasons! Guess perhaps South Korea don't have those overloading laws or maybe they'll going to exempt those who left the Kaesong complex.
JC: Yeah, perhaps those guys who leave Kaesong with so many stuff packed outside the car will be exempted from the overloading law.
JM: What if someone who is not from Kaesong and has tons of stuff carrying on his bag, do you think that he's exempted?
(audience laughing)
JC: No. Only those who are leaving the Kaesong complex for safety reasons but in regards of safety of the drivers who are fleeing from Kaesong with that much stuff, is it safe to drive if you were in the situation like this?
(audience laughing)
RH: Whoa! That's not going to be safe, isn't it?
JC: Not safe because I can only assume if some of the stuff they packed filled the entire windscreen and if whoever drives this might be somewhat uncomfortable and unsafe to do such a thing. I mean, what if you were driving a car with that so much stuff that covers the entire car as well as the trunk, the interior, the exterior, even the engine bay for Pete's sake!
(audience laughing)
RH: Engine bay? Well that means taking off the engine and then no longer operational until you got stuck in North Korea, screaming!
(audience laughing)
JC: Fair enough, Hammond. Fair enough... Now you know those Underground Toys ads that keep airing on Doctor Who on BBC America? It seems that it's getting a bit outdated for such an ad like this? Amy Pond? Sorry, Pond's no longer with us. We got Clara Oswald now. No wait! Is Clara going to have her own figure?
(audience laughing)
JM: Well, I'm afraid it was a big NO. While Underground Toys (or the other company responsible for Doctor Who toys, Character Options) were so busy making toys regarding classic Who because of the franchise's 50th year, seems that the only one they didin't focused was the revamped one since 2005 up until know.
JC: So, you were saying that those from the 9th and 10th Doctor era are pretty much amusing to become toys?
JM: Well, exactly.
RH: Oh! Oh! Perhaps they forgot the memo about making a toy of Donna Noble...or Captain Jack Harkness...or what about The Doctor's Daughter?
(man coughing)
RH: You know? The Doctor's Daughter! Love that chick who played one. Wish there was a figure of her...
(audience laughing)
JC: Hammond, your fanservice didn't worked out as planned and hey! Seems that we'll be stuck with those outdated Underground Toys ads during DW commercial breaks until further notice!
(audience laughing)
JC: Damn...If only there's a way to make a Clara Oswald toy... (snap fingers)
RH: Phineas and Ferb!
JC: Hammond!
(audience laughing)
JM: Perhaps I should be going to the Man Lab and make one...
JC: Okay, James "Captain Slow" May, tell your friend...um..what was his name again?
JM: Simmy...
JC: Right. Tell Simmy the magic words "I know what we're gonna do today!"
(audience laughing)
JM: Okay, I'll keep in touch. Hey! Why would I say the word Phineas often used every episode?
(audience laughing)
JC: Don't blame me. Blame Richard Hammond. Guess his newly found fandom is spreading around like viruses...
(audience laughing)
JC: Okay, stop the presses. Stop the presses. Because a source told me that the Maid Sama manga, the one where it spawned a 2010 anime that has all those teens raving about, has reached its final arc. Don't you know what that means?
RH: Yep, the end is near for everyone's favorite love story which it turned out to be very rubbish for me...
(audience laughing)
JC: Yeah, I understand about that. Shojo manga love stories are utter utter utter utter utter utter utter...
(audience laughing)
JC:...utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter rubbish.
RH: Wow, I never know you said "utter" so many times.
JC: Uh-huh. I mean who cares about those love stories from those shojo mangas. Where's the excitement? Where's the fun? Where's the merchandising? Take this for example; an old manga that turned anime and TV drama called Ouran High School Host Club. Do you see that stuffed toy carried by um...who's that little boy again?
RH: Honey-sempai.
JC: Right. Honey-sempai. That stuffed toy that Honey-sempai often carried on the show? Well, as many Honey-sempai cosplayers might tell you, why would you want to find that stuff toy that appears only on the show on any anime-related stores? Why would you want your own Usa-chan like what Honey-sempai had?
RH: Well, too bad if you're living in Japan because none of those will ever had such a thing as Honey-sempai's Usachan. Only those outside Japan might be interested in such a thing...
JM: Or rather make one...which is rubbish to copy the exact thing...
(audience laughing)
JC: That's right because too bad such things don't have the kind of merchandising rights. Those shojo manga love stories...this is rather lacking. They maybe good on the storytelling section but when it comes to merchandising, they're all rubbish!
(audience laughing)
(Gitchee Gitchee Goo ringtone playing)
(beep)
(audience laughing)
RH: Hello? (indistinct talking)
JC: (whispers) I wonder who's calling?
RH: (indistinct talking continues)
SOME TIME LATER
RH: (indistinct talking ends) So, what's up? Oh, that's my honey.
(audience laughing)
JC: Okay, never mind about that. I was just talking about some Metal Gear-related news because coming this May 9, 2013 for 1000 Japanese Yen at the PSN, this new BLADE WOLF DLC for Metal Gear Rising Revengeance (available exclusively on the PS3) gets you all "four-legged freaked" out because based on the notes, the BLADE WOLF DLC pits players for a whole new experience as IF prototype LQ-84i.
RH: LQ-84i?
JC: Yes, but only the bad guy kind of LQ-84i. The one with the chainsaw on its top but never mind about that. This is going to be the trickiest part of the MGR gameplay because after we are familiar with the main game, the DLC VR missions, and the Jetstream Sam chapter we tried a couple of weeks ago, being the four-legged freak with the chainsaw on it will add a totally new challenge for us, ever the veterans who logged on to this game for hours.
JM: Well, that's definitely better than being Link transformed into a wolf from a Legend of Zelda game called Twilight Princess.
(audience laughing)
JC: Also, other Metal Gear related news that since Kojima Productions are on the development of the MGSV game, Konami announced a special box set coming this July 11, 2013 for 7,980 Japanese Yen. It's called Metal Gear Solid: The Legacy Collection. This special collection, available exclusively on the PS3 console, features 25 years of Metal Gear franchise from 1987 to 2012. I know it's a bit late but as I found out on this collection are some classic Metal Gear games like Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake. There's this Metal Gear Solid game, MGS Integral (which is a Director's Cut of the MGS game with some additional VR missions on it), HD Editions of MGS2 and MGS3, HD Edition of Peace Walker, and then Guns of the Patriots, all in one package.
JM: Wow, the whole chronicle in one package!
JC: That's not all. There's this 100-page booklet that covers the entire Metal Gear Solid database from Operation Snake Eater to the Guns of the Patriots incident. This is perfect even for those who are starting the story for the very first time.
RH: Wow. That sounds massive!
JC: I know. Very massive so that's the end of the news! In the meantime, James, go to your Man Lab and do your homework and oh, don't let your sisters noticing you or you'll be BUSTED.
♫BUSTED!♫
(audience laughing)
RH: Oops! Sorry, I got a message...
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