JC: Well done, shorty!
RH: Yeah!
JM: Now let's do the news!
JC: Okay, let's start with this. Namco Bandai released another DLC Catalog on The iDOLM@STER 2 for the PS3 console, here it is...
JC: It's another one of the PS3-exclusive costumes that will drive those X360 owners some jealousy. Here, Catalog 17 for the PS3 version features two new costumes "Bright Eaglet" and "Exotic China" as well as the song titled 9:02pm, which is familiar for those who had L4U before...
JM: Aren't you the so-called Jeremy Clarkson who, a couple of months ago, demanding to Namco Bandai saying that "PLEASE ADD THE PUNKISH GOTHIC COSTUME ON THE PS3 VERSION!"
(audience laughing)
JC: Rubbish me...
RH: Anyhow...
JC: I just can't believe that Namco Bandai still refusing to add the Punkish Gothic outfit on the PS3 version of the iM@S 2. It's been years now since the PS3 version of the iM@S 2 broke cover but how come they spend several months featuring outfits that were the same as the XBOX 360 version while others featuring costumes developed specifically for the PS3 version. Why is this happening?
RH: I don't know, maybe Punkish Gothic costumes will always stay on the XBOX 360 version and nowhere else...
(audience laughing)
JC: Maybe, but it seems that Namco Bandai keeps on saying "Right, we don't need the Punkish Gothic costumes. Let's make some costumes that were exclusive to the PS3 version!"
(audience laughing)
JC: That's why I don't want that C7 Corvette Stingray...
RH: Okay...
JC: The point is that if you are wearing a Punkish Gothic outfit, the C7 Corvette will say "ACCESS DENIED".
(audience laughing)
JC: Think about it, there will never be a Punkish Gothic DLC on the PS3 version of the iM@S 2 and no matter how many times you beg, it will NEVER happen because they don't think they'll going to feature it. And that's a shame because there's been a lot of otakus in the international community always wanted to cosplay as their favorite 765PRO idols in an outfit that the PS3 version may never get. The More You Know...
(audience laughing)
RH: Yep! The More You Know!
JM: The More You Know!
(cheers and applause)
JC: Now, Toyota, they said that sold over five million hybrids worldwide and this also includes those biblically terrible Toyota Prius eco-car which we don't like because it's too ECO for its own right. So, what does this mean to you?
RH: Uh...does this mean that the world's turning into a boring place for petrolheads?
(audience laughing)
JC: Acceptable but I was thinking about the S word...
JM: What S-word?
JC: Smug!
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, has any one of you watching an episode of South Park about hybrids? Hands up...
(audience raising hands)
RH: I do...
JM: Hammond, you do that because it's an American show...
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, as said in a South Park episode, those morons who owned a hybrid, especially those who owned a Prius, getting themselves stuffed and spew a lot of self-satisfied garbage to the air. That's SMUG! I can imagine those countries that sell hybrids, especially Japan, which is the producer of mass-market hybrids, getting ravaged by such strong monsoons and thus, I believe, is SMUG.
(audience laughing)
JC: ♫Come on, people now, people now. People now, come on, people now. Got to drive hybrids, people now.♫
(audience laughing hysterically, then cheers and applause)
RH: Oh! I see! It seems that based on a South Park episode, hybrids causing people to spew some garbage to the air, creating S-M-U-G! SMUG!
JC: Yep, even in the UK, such floodings from the past years really put the hybrids in the blame game because of SMUG! Perhaps no other people noticed this South Park episode making fun of hybrids.
(audience laughing)
JC: There you go, Top Gear Top Tip: Don't buy a hybrid or you'll be causing natural disasters!
(audience laughing, then cheers and applause)
JC: Ah.....(farts)
(audience laughing)
JC: Whoa, that was one that I really don't want...
JM: By the way...remember the time that, but a year ago, you had a statement regarding the legendary Sauber Mercedes C9 Le Mans racer? You said "If you see a car that was featured only in Gran Turismo franchise but robbed by the Forza franchise for DLC purposes, watch your backs for a series of complaints written in Japanese."
(audience laughing)
JC: Awww....Yes, yes I was. But recently, the cap's been lifted for the Sauber C9 because an upcoming indie racer game from developer I don't really know about, called Project CARS, is about to feature the Sauber C9 as well as some historic Mercedes-Benz racing machines. Also, they'll be going to feature the all new A45 AMG hot hatch as part of the builds for this community-assisted racing game which is still a WIP (work in progress) but it's getting mass attention for racing-sim fans everywhere.
JM: So, your statements about the Sauber C9 is wrong?
JC: Yes, yes I am wrong...
(audience laughing)
JC: Uh, anyway, I just received some news that Microsoft is going to reveal their new generation replacement to the XBOX 360 this May and this is the only info we've received...
(audience laughing)
RH: That's it? That's the info regarding the next generation XBOX?
JM: I don't know but regarding this invitation note, I'm guess that Microsoft's trying to outdo Sony's PS4 with something...
JC: Yeah, stay tuned for more info...
(audience laughing)
JC: Now, as we know, Iron Man 3 draws near and it seems that there's a new trailer from Marvel, showing off the upcoming Thor sequel, titled THOR: THE DARK WORLD and it seems most people are getting interested about that new villain played by Christopher Eccleston from Doctor Who. Here's the pic of what Chris is going to be in Thor 2...
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| Malekith |
(audience laughing)
RH: What? That doesn't seem to look like Christopher Eccleston to us...
JM: Yeah, who's that?
JC: Well, apparently, some say that's the new enemy for Thor, named Malekith. I'm not 100% sure if this is Christopher Eccleston playing the role of a new Thor villain.
RH: Me neither!
(audience laughing)
JC: Right, that brings us the end of the news...
("Gitchee Gitchee Goo" playing)
(audience laughing)
JC: What's that?
RH: Oh, wait! It's my cellphone.
JC: Richard, that was the weirdest ringtone you have in the phone.
RH: No, it's a brilliant one.
JC: Then what the heck that goes "Bow chika bow wow, that's what my baby said"
(audience laughing)
RH: That's my favorite P&F song. Gitchee Gitchee Goo!
All: ♫GITCHEE GITCHEE GOO MEANS THAT I LOVE YOU!♫
(applause)
JC: Oh boy...
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