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| Lexus IS-F and Lancia Stratos |
JC: Uh...quite.
RH: But the question really is, if the S in the IS do mean Stratos...what's the I?
JC: Infinite...
(audience laughing)
JC: I know. I talked about that a couple of years ago that IS stands for "Infinite Stratos" and if this would mean it, the Lexus IS could have been mocked as a Lancia Stratos with some Japanese-y things on it.
RH: Aren't you, forgetting something, idiot boy?
(audience laughing)
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| 2014 Lexus IS |
JC: I know but seems to be that car's a bit of a mess while the F-Sport variant has the LFA-style gauge on its interior. Also, I heard that there's this rubbish hybrid variant which some say it will have the same 2.5L hybrid powerplant as expected on the Toyota Crown! But still, I'm not sold into those...
(audience laughing)
RH: So, news now?
JC: Yes, idiot boy and while on the subject of the IS thingy, there's an announcement happened on last Saturday's IS All-Night Festival that there's going to be a second season of the IS anime and it will be titled Infinite Stratos 2. Here's the promo clip...
(audience exclaming in awe)
JC: ...based on some new info, the cast of the anime series returning for this new season and Zone of the Enders' Kumi Horii, Busou Shinki & IS novels' CHOCO join design staff. I don't know that if this going to air on TBS very very soon...
JM: Hold on...how could they've announced a second season of IS? Oh wait...could this second season of IS really be made to coincide the release of the 2014 Lexus IS?
(audience laughing hysterically)
JM: I mean come on...IS? New Lexus IS? Second Season of IS? That's proper comedy to me. This is like "Right! Let's take a look at the new 2014 Lexus IS, shall we? Oh, look! LFA speedo in the new IS!"
(audience laughing)
RH: Yeah and imagine that if that new 2014 Lexus IS come out sometime soon and if whoever wants to buy this hideous looking Lexus...I'd expect the person who buys it...goes by the name of Houki.
(audience laughing)
JC: Thank you, Hammond. Oh, and last Sunday, there was this Hayate-Kaminomi Joint Concert going on and guess what? This is really what happens when you Never Mind The Buzzcocks...
(audience laughing)
JC:...I know, it's two different groups from two parallel worlds come together in one party! I mean look; it's Ruka Suirenji from Hayate no Gotoku join forces with The World God Only Knows' Nao Toyama while Hayate no Gotoku's residential tsundere, Hinagiku Katsura, meets up with Kaminomi's residential tsundere, Haqua!
RH: Hang on a second pal...You know you do have a nendo of both Hinagiku and Haqua, right?
JC: Uh yes but sadly, I didn't bring those because I got no time for those willy-nilly at the concert.
(audience laughing)
RH: So, what did you do while at the concert?
JC: Like this!
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| GOODBYE |
(audience laughing)
RH: He he he he...eh...huh? So you did this while you were there?
JC: Uh-huh...
RH: You were like...and video game machine who got stranded in the forest and then encountered a baloon and then starting to developing some...what should I call it? Short-term relationship? WHAT ARE YOU? BMO?!
(audience laughing)
JC: What's a BMO?
RH: BMO! B-M-O! BMO! From a cartoon show called Adventure Time with Finn and Jake!
(audience laughing)
JC: I don't understand anything! Why are so many teenagers got addicted to this...kids show?!
JM: Come on , Jeremy. It's a great show. You should watch it...
JC: It's as good as your jumper you're wearing...
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, has any one of you watched PSY's latest MV of his new song called Gentleman? Hands up...
(audience raising hands)
JM: I don't...
RH: Me neither...
(audience laughing)
JC: Well, I have and I can't believe that it's over a hundred million hits already and most are slowly adapting the new Gentleman moves from the man who brought you last year's Gangnam Style. However, there's something that I don't understand about this new Gentleman video.
RH What, is it because it's Korean?
(audience laughing)
JC: Maybe but the real thing I don't understand is that...um...well...sort of...anyway, watch that clip and find out...
JC: So, what do you see?
RH: Well...what is it?
JM: Yeah, nothing's wrong about it. Unless...this is somewhat disrespectful against women...
JC: Nope. This is when this guy's getting out of control on this clip....just like me. I always wanted to the the Gentleman stint...
(audience laughing)
RH: Oh, come on! You know that this new Gentleman stint won't have the firepower against the (mocking) Gwiyomi stuff...
(audience laughing)
RH: Come on! PSY's new song? Can you fire this against an unknown phenomenon known as GWIYOMI?!
(audience laughing)
JC: You guys are so G-R-R-R right now. If I want to spend a couple of minutes watching pointless videos of morons doing the Gwiyomi stint, I would rather kill myself after seeing those...
(audience laughing)
RH: So, there you are folks.THE MORE YOU KNOW by Jeremy Clarkson...
(audience laughing)
JC: So anyway, last year, THE IDOLM@STER SHINY FESTA was available on the PSP hand held console and brings a new twist to the beloved cult classic from Japan.
JM: Yes we do but now, SHINY FESTA is coming to the Apple iOS for the first time. Of course, there are three different versions of the SHINY FESTA but for the iOS version what's HONEY SOUND in the PSP version is called Harmonic Score on the iOS version. Groovy Tune then on the PSP, Rhythmic Record on the iOS version, and lastly Funky Note then, Melodic Disc now.
RH: Yes. And like in the PSP version, Harmonic Score features Haruka, Chihaya, Azusa, and Ritsuko, while Rhythmic Record features Miki, Takane, Makoto, and Yukiho, and lastly, Melodic Disc features Ami and Mami, Hibiki, Iori, and Yayoi. Three different versions have three different animations to watch but the gameplay's the same deal. Tell it, James...
JM: Yes, and this feels like the Hatsune Miku Project Diva games. All you have to do is to touch when it hits the correct position and aim for the high score. The best bit of it is that it's available in either iPod Touch, iPhone, and iPad. Sadly though, this can be the most expensive app to buy at the App Store because the Shiny Festa app can cost you 54.99 US Dollars, it's about as pricey as a new game you bought at the retails so when this breaches...you need your own.
(audience laughing)
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