Leopaul's Heaven and Hell: Normal People vs. Whovians - Souffles

Clara Oswald

Just in case why I'd use a gif of Clara Oswald typing on the computer, there's a bigger reason why we're opening up today's topic and this topic is none other than...Normal People vs. Whovians in the world of delicious souffles.

First and foremost, what's a souffle you may ask? Well, they're like cupcakes to me because of its simlarity of looks but unlike a cupcake, a souffle can be in different sizes and flavors. This was made with egg yolks and beaten egg whites combined with various other ingredients and served as a savory main dish or sweetened as a dessert. Yummy.

Sadly for the few, making a souffle is a bit tricky because it requires quite a bit of culinary arts to make one and once you made one, be sure to eat it now because prolonged exposure causes the souffle to collapse. In other words, it's ruined. Despite being ruined because the air of the souffle has collapsed, it's still taste good. My first taste of souffle was on Christmas Day 2012 when I was on the urge of watching the Doctor Who 2012 Christmas Special titled The Snowmen.

I like making souffles

This is just typical, far too typical for souffles.When Miss Jenna Louise Coleman showed up on Doctor Who when Series 7 began with the Daleks, Whovians turned the whole souffle word upside down, giving this tasty dessert a whole new meaning. A TOTALLY new meaning because when she made a surprise appearance, she was the one who got turned into a Dalek. Since we're not gonna explain longer, here's the most interesting clip that makes everything up...

Clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epc-Z974eiQ

No biggie... No wonder Daleks became popular again thanks to the souffle girl who turned into a Dalek. Thanks to this episode (and probably from the idiot Sir Steven Moffat), Whovians decided to think twice about making a souffle and if there's a souffle, the only thing Whovians remember is Jenna Louise Coleman.

Yes, we do like Jenna Louise as much as the former heroines such as Rose or Martha or Donna or Amy but about that new character, Clara Oswald. What made her unique for "souffle girl"? I mean yes, as Oswin, she died after the fallout of the Dalek Asylum, and as Clara, she died after The Doctor fought against Doctor Simeon to save Victorian London from The Snowmen. For a woman who died in different periods and a totally different Clara Oswin Oswald emerged from present-day London, she deserved the title of "The Impossible Woman" - the woman twice dead. Very lovely. But it's not so lovely for me. Every time I want to look up at the pictures of some super delicious souffles on the net, the only way I got myself into panic mode is every time I see Miss Jenna Louise Coleman. (clears throat) Sir, ma'am, where are your facing at? The dessert of the young lady? The souffle or the souffle girl?

A certain lyric that goes "Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me. The carriage held but just ourselves and immortality"...hmmm...remind you of any? Never mind about that but with all that souffle nonsense is now the Whovian's biggest mess to clean up, guess my craving for souffles has now ruined my life (or perhaps rather enhanced?) thanks to this lucky lady you've just called souffle lady.

Anyway, for normal people, souffles are fine and delicious and sweet. But for Whovians, whether if the souffle is a lie or where did they get the eggs and the milk for the souffle, and the Dalek enigma, and the souffle girl, this is just utter nonsense. Please, souffles are made to be eaten, not to having a crush over this "new girl at Doctor Who". Come on, let it drop, please. Just for once, I just wanna look at pictures of delicious souffles, not some utter nonsense about Daleks, the souffle girl, and others. That's how I'm starting to frighthen more when it keeps on happening. Well, since the mess is done, there's no way to fix this problem. It's not mine, not yours, it's everyone's problem now about the souffle.

Good day and sweet dreams...