- Election poster gags for the EPALs...
- Mr. Assimo is on an emergency...
- The family revealed their shocking revelations...
- How's it feel for the Pinoy Macho Kings to win?
- Tikman ang intense Korean anghang. Bubble Gang does Lucky Me Supreme Jjamppong by spoofing this commercial as LUCKY VI SUPREME JJAMPPONG!
Bubble Gang does Lucky Me Supreme Jjampong |
- Brod Pete and the gang are here again to answer life's complicating questions in Ang Bagong Dating Doon.
a) Carla Abellana asked "May nasusulat po ba tungkol sa lavandera ni Chris Tiu?"
Lets read from Rain or Shine 96...
"Ako'y isang sirena, kahit anong gawin nila bandera ko'y di tutumba. Drum na may tubig ang sinisisid. Naglalakihan mga braso sa akin dumidikdik. Sa patagalan ng paghibga, sa akin ay bibilib."
b) Mikael asked "may nasusulat po ba tungkol sa mabait na hayop?"
Ang Dating Doon reads... "banal na aso, santong kabayo, natatawa ako he he he he..."
c) A PM from someone asked "ano po ang tawag sa inaalagaan ng caregiver?"
The answer is CARETAKER because Give and Take...
d) "Sino po ba si Frankenstein?" Frankenstein was a doctor who made a monster named SHOWMAN...
e) Wrong Terms Brod Pete know? Let's see...
1) Students find a bit complicating on terms like Kindergarten, Preparatory, Elementary, High School, and College...
2) English lecture can be somewhat too complicating with terms like Apostrophe and Abbreviation. Can those terms need to be shorten?
3) What about the word Congratulations? If you get rid of an S on that word, that doesn't make any taste at all. Even a shortened term doesn't help that either if you get rid of an S on it...
- Beware, if this foreigner gets drunk, he's fluent in Bisaya...
- Quotes to live by from Tata Lino...
a) Huwag mong itulad sa schedule ng basura ang iyong pagsisipilyo. Naswerteng makakolekta dalawang beses sa isang linggo.
b) Ang barya, di nilalagay sa wallet pero itabi mo lang, malay mo magamit...
c) Huwag ka nang magpanggap na gustong maging masinop manas. Nakakatipid ka pa sa feminine wash...
d) Kahit gaanong karaming Sebo de Macho ang iyong gamitin, yung peklat lang sa balat ang kayang gamutin pero ang pilat sa iyong puso, malamang andun pa din.
- Acting Workshop for the actors who want to reshape their image...almost...
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