Let's Do The News! - Valentines Day! (February 14, 2013)

JM: Now let's do the news and as the prologue to the Chevrolet SS via the new Holden VF Commodore heats up, the prologue continues with this, it's the Holden VF Commodore SSV Concept...

Holden VF Commodore SSV Concept

...again, this is a preview for the upcoming Chevrolet SS/Holden VF Commodore/Vauxhall VXR8 but the SSV version features some sporty credentials that made the next Commodore look good right until the point that will come to America soon as the Chevrolet SS, the car Americans called it the successor to the axed Pontiac G8, which was made in Australia. While we have no details about the specs of the next Commodore, guess we just have to wait this month to further delve deep to the VF's underbelly. Stay tuned.

Happy Valentines Day!

JC: Anyway, guess we've been surrounded by some Valentine's Day gifts, although when we say gifts, we do call it a landfall. Feels like it's HOARDING: BURIED ALIVE if you know what I mean...

(audience laughing)

RH: Right, let's look at what the guys giving them to the girls for Valentines. Oh!

JC: What's that?

RH: Some chocolates. Mostly a well preferred Valentine's Day gift to the girls. All too common but for us, it's too rubbish, let's look at something else.

JM: Uhh...how about this? I guess this is much more of a perfect Valentines Day gift to someone else's dates.

JC: Hey buddy. That's a Porsche Design handbag. Imagine if the ladies holding this Porsche handbag, they're going to hold it in the wrong direction, just like the 911 where the engine is on its buttocks.

(audience laughing)

JM: Ooh, look at me! I'm holding a 911 handbag on the wrong way!

(audience laughing)

RH: Guys, would you mind stop mocking around with this Porsche Design handbag? We're on to some Valentine's Day Gift Guide you know, not some mumbo jumbo stupidity we're doing all the time.

JC: Okay, okay, enough about that. Let's have a look....All right! Now this is a good one! It's an Adipose stuff toy!

RH: Oh God...

(audience laughing)

JC: It's a stuff toy for those who are having a big fat Valentines and...

JM: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Are you trying to make them feel uncomfortable. I mean hey, someone out there knows Doctor Who and when you're going to gift him or her an Adipose stuff toys, they might think that your Valentine's gift to him or her is fat. More importantly, the fat that walks away...

(audience laughing)

JC: Well yeah, I know. They're just aliens made of human fat as you seen on Doctor Who but this stuff toy is just so cute. The only stuff that I think is much cuter than a swarm of Adipose babies is Harukasan from Puchimas.

JM: Harukasan?

RH: Oh my gosh...

(audience laughing)







JM: You mean Harukasan from Puchimas, the super-deformed equivalent of Haruka Amami from the IDOLM@STER franchise?

JC: Yes, exactly. And I mean, when you look at Harukasan's, this is a million times more cuter than a swarm of...Adiposes.

JM: Yeah, right. More cuter than a bunch of Adipose and aren't you forgetting something?

JC: What?

JM: Haruka-san multiplies herself when she's doused by water. Even the rain would turn a single Harukasan into a swarm of Harukasans...and the numbers keeps on growing when it's wet!

RH: Yeah! Wait, what? Harukasan multiplies herself when she's splashed with something water?

JM: Uh-huh...

JC: Something tells me....When it's raining outside and if Harukasan's outside...Uh-oh...

JM: Yeah. It's an uh-oh. Here goes a swarm of Harukasans!

JC: NOOOO!!!!!



One hour later...

JC: Anyway, good thing they didn't bother our Valentines Day gifts. Gosh, how does a Harukasan being so much trouble in big numbers, anyway?

JM: Uh hey! Look! This is just another one of those Valentines Day gifts that is just perfect for the ladies and this one's from Ferrari! It's a Ferrari gold bracelet! I mean look at this!

RH: Yeah. This ain't bad. If I see a stranger coming to our neighborhood, driving a Ferrari, I would probably attack him for sure...

(audience laughing)

JC: Wha....?

RH: You see, Ferraris kinda like the Speedo of the car world and as the line says that if a stranger comes to his neighborhood wearing a speedo, he would probably attack him for sure...

(audience laughing)

JC: What if someone who drives a Ferrari wearing speedo?

RH: Well, I would beat him to death that's for sure....

(audience laughing)

JC: Very well then. If you are a Ferrari driver who wears a Speedo, look out because this guy's gonna beat you to death. Watch out!

(audience laughing)

JC: Speaking of which, there's a gift waiting for you, shorty.

RH: Really, where's it from?

JC: It's from a fan and it says "Happy Valentine's Day". That's it...

(ooohh)

RH: Wow, someone must have kind enough to send me a Valentine gift....

JM: Why don't you open it up and see what's inside..

(opening gift)

RH: Hmph....

JC: What is it?

RH: That's a...that's a ARTFX PVC figure of...Asuka Kazama from Tekken Tag Tournament 2....

(audience laughing)

JC: Well, you like it?

RH: Hmmmm....Thanks but I got this...I have pre-ordered Lili, which she'll come this April...

JM: Oh...Guess Hammo's showing too much interest over the fighting ojousama of the Tekken series...

(audience laughing)

JC: But...um...ugh...oh...come on! At least you'll going to like it...And um..here's a gift for the slowest man in the world...

JM: Thanks um....what's that?

JC: A Souffle Girl T-shirt. Hope you'll might be interested with...

(audience laughing)

JM: Thanks and oh...here's a little Valentines Day gift for all your trouble!

JC: Weeee!!!!! What is it? What is it? What is it? (paused)

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(audience laughing)

Why are you giving me this? A music CD from the Tweenies?

JM: That's for giving me a Souffle Girl shirt you loonie...

(audience laughing)

RH: Anyway, that's it for that and have a look at this, this is the second of the Aston Martin Centenary models and this time it's the turn of the Aston Martin V8 Vantage.

Aston Martin V8 Vantage SP10

JM: Yes, indeed. This is the Aston Martin V8 Vantage SP10 and this is the first time we've expected a proper supercar made by Aston Martin because it's been mated with a 6-speed manual transmission, something that supercars hardly use it these days.

RH: Indeed and everything about the SP10 is all black inside and out, meaning that this is the best looking V8 Vantage, yet.

JM: Yeah but, there's a problem. Even though it's available in coupe and convertible variants, the SP10 is available exclusively in European left-hand drive markets, meaning IT'S NOT AVAILABLE IN THE UK WHATSOEVER.

(audience laughing)