(audience murmuring)
JM: Anyway, because back in Sunday, there was THE IDOLM@STER Music Festiv@l of Winter going around and on that concert, they've announced that there's going to be an iM@S movie in the works.
(huh?)
JC: Wait a minute? The IDOLM@STER franchise gets its own movie?
RH: Seriously?
JM: Yes. Maybe you guys didn't went to the concert and instead went through the Wonder Festival for some figure previews.
(audience laughing)
JM: Anyway, no further information about that but anyway, it's good to hear that there's going to be an IM@S movie featuring an all new story for the 765Pro idols from Aniplex's A1 pictures staff.
JC: Yeah. Looking forward for it.
JM: Indeed and since you guys are in the Wonder Festival, anything else you want to talk about it?
JC: Okay, while on the Wonder Festival, we saw upcoming figures from To Aru Kagaku no Railgun, Haganai, Vividred Operation, Little Busters, D.C. III, Date A Live, P3, Bakemonogatari, Infinite Stratos, Psycho-Pass, Fire Emblem, Cobra, Nanoha...oh there's also a Bruce Lee figma coming soon as well as the zombie from Dawn of the Dead.
RH: My thoughts exactly! Wait, what? Dawn of the Dead? Bruce Lee?
JC: Yeah. Kinda weird to have a Bruce Lee figma or a figma of a zombie from Dawn of the Dead but who cares about it?
(audience laughing)
JM: I don't know but aren't you forgetting something?
JC: What?
JM: You'd never know that GSC green-lits Idolm@ster figmas!
(audience laughing)
JC: Huh?
JM: You'd never see the announcement at the Good Smile Company booth, eh? Well, you get the idea but you missed it. Good Smile Company has yet to announce which of the 765Pro idol gets the figma treatment but it should be very very soon.
JC: Anyway, the Australian carmaker, Holden, revealed their new generation Commodore model, that is soon to be on the USA as the Chevrolet SS and pretty soon, this could be the next Vauxhall VXR8 or something. Here it is...
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| 2014 Holden VF Commodore |
RH: Yeah, right, and if there was an HSV version, coming soon, this would look perfect and above all else, could be our next VXR8. Speaking of which, it kinda looks like a new Chevy Impala, even more macho macho man that hums to the song of Macho Man.
JC: More like a macho man in a businessman's attire who lifts weights and his briefcase loaded with paperwork, pens, and something geeky....
(audience laughing)
RH: Anyway, there's a new Alfa Romeo sportscar coming up and it's called the 4C, and take note, it's the final-production model coming soon in Geneva next month...
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| 2014 Alfa Romeo 4C |
JC: This is much more sexier than some idiot wearing a speedo. Guess this isn't so bad after but if I see one wearing a speedo, I would probably attack him right now...
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, there's a new AMG model coming up and this is the first ever AMG hatchback based on the new A-Class. It's called the A45 AMG, here it is, look...
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| 2014 Mercedes-Benz A45 AMG |
JM: Hmmm....Kinda skeptical for an AMG hot hatch and I think this looks better than the BMW M135i hatchback. And more power as well.
RH: Hey...You're often missing the point despite the new model has more power than the M135i.
JC: What?
RH: A45's AWD while M135i is rear-wheel drive, so I think this M135i is more tail-happy than this utter rubbish A45 hot hatch.
JC: You wanna bet?
RH: You're on. Once the A45's there, let's have a challenge!
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, did anyone heard about the North Korean nuclear test?
(audience murmuring)
JC: Anyone? Okay. Seems that North Korea is getting meaner and meaner all the time and seems that this latest nuke test occurred is the most powerful since the previous two tests. So powerful, seems that the United Nations are taking actions against it.
JM: I see, do you think it's because the whole world thinks the North Korea or should they say the "naughty" Korea is acting revenge against its countries because they called it rubbish or more commie than China or Russia?
(audience laughing)
JC: No. Seems that NoKor's getting meaner and meaner every year and oh! Darn it! Someone must have turned right. If someone could have turned left, maybe this test couldn't occurred and it did happened. Someone turned right and...
RH: Oh jeez....Would you cut it out with those wibbly wobbly nonsense?
(audience laughing)
JC: Sorry about that and hey! Seems that the whole Jimmy Savile sex offense case still lingers on. Last month, the BBC issued an apology when Cbeebies aired an encore presentation of the Tweenies, where one character, Max, dressed as that Jimmy Paedo Savile jerk and caused outrage among parents. Now, I just heard that the BBC and the Jimmy Savile Estate were sued by those who are victims of the said sex offender, who is Jimmy Savile.
RH: Uh-oh....When they said BBC, we do mean us, but not just us but others from the BBC...
(Audience laughing)
JM: Do you think there's a disgrunted viewer thinking that the BBC "killed everything they've loved?"
(audience laughing)
JC: BBC? Killing everything you've loved? What's that?
JM: Well, recently, BBC Two decided to cancel a newsroom drama titled The Hour.
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| The Hour |
(uh-oh)
JC: Maybe the disgrunted BBC fan was right! "Killing everything they've loved" Last year, Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill, who were Amy and Rory, left Doctor Who and to be replaced by Jenna Louise Coleman, who is the souffle girl Clara Oswald, then Merlin, the one with Colin Morgan on it, concluded after a five-season run, then Miranda, which stars comedian Miranda Hart and the handsome Tom Ellis, now this?! The Hour?! No way....That is bad...
(audience laughing)
RH: Yeah, that is well bad! Take the shame, man...
JC: You know what I'm gonna do?
RH: What?
(audience laughing)
RH: Oh geez....This idiot's gonna hide himself at the sand and wait for a few weeks until his laugh box is broken...Very clever....Guess this is a bombshell that we can end this segment...
(audience laughing)
JM: Yeah, pretty soon when he got out...
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| I broke my laugh box. |
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