Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Let's Do The News! (December 5, 2012)

Ferrari F12berlinetta

You were exactly right. Perhaps there was no other game that can feature the Ferrari F12berlinetta especially the Test Drive Ferrari Racing Legends you've mentioned. How come Forza Horizon became the first to feature it?

Um...is it because of the fans?

I think yeah. Probably because of the fans begging to have the F12berlinetta featured because there was no existing game of this year that can feature the most powerful Ferrari ever built which is faster round Fiorano than the Enzo and the 599 GTO. Speaking of which, the F12berlinetta's getting a bit raggedy.

Raggedy?!

(audience laughing)

As in...Raggedy Man Goodbye?!

(audience laughing)

Ahem...you know that Raggio from Ridge Racers PSP, RR6, RR7, and then the Rauna (with its Makoto SP) from RR PSVita? It was like that. And then there was the Amelia Pond dialog that goes like this...ahem... "When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend. The raggedy Doctor. My raggedy Doctor. But he wasn’t imaginary. He was real."

So, you were saying this that if some Alpha Male who drove an F12...what do you call them?

The Raggio Doctor....Not raggedy...Raggio...

(audience laughing)

You're kidding, eh? Raggio Doctor? Or should I say...Raggio Man, goodbye....(laughing)

(audience laughing)

Anyway, enough of this whole Raggedy Raggio conundrum and do the news!

Now, BMW launched a special edition of the M3 which commemorates its 2012 return at DTM after a 2-decade absence, here it is...

BMW M3 DTM Champion Edition

...it's called the DTM Champion Edition and by the looks of it, it was modeled after a DTM racer and the look at the CFRP roof, it has some stripes on it. I mean that looks fantastic, it's like driving a DTM touring car at the autobahn if I'm honest...


So, a BMW that modeled after a DTM racer huh? It's kinda like a soapbox modeled after an F1 car and then take it to some soapbox derby and then later it lost by some box.

(audience laughing)

I'm sorry, what?

I mean imagine if you're having a date with someone while driving this, your date might think that you're a bit in a hurry for a date and when you ask the valet to park it, he might think that he'll joyride it rather than parking it. I mean look at this 99,000 Euro M3 special model, this is not the kind of M3 you would use if you're out on a date!

Oh yeah? If I have one, wanna bet?

(audience laughing)

Uh...nope...It's up to you buddy. Anyway, there's a brand new Audi RS6 coming up and it's available exclusively in Avant trim, no plans for a saloon version until further notice..

2014 Audi RS6 Avant

...this here comes with a 4.0L TFSi engine that produces about 552HP of power, top speed normally limited to 155MPH but there are two optional packs to have its limit raised.

Two packs? What are those?

There was this Dynamic package that have its limit raised to 280km/h (174mph) and the Dynamic Plus, 305km/h (190mph).


What?! Dynamic Plus package that allows the RS6 Avant to reach 190mph?!!! 190mph in a station wagon?!!! No freaking way, man! No freaking way. Not quite a family car if you're a soccer mom with this magnitude...

(audience laughing)

Bugatti made a special Veyron Grand Sport in collaboration with French artists to make a special Veyron Grand Sport Venet! Heard of it? Take a look...

Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Venet


What's this? Is this a Veyron with some math formulas on it?

Sort of...

I think it is a Veyron blackboard on it! Look at it! Imagine if some high school students taking math exams and struggle to figuring out some math formulas, say Algebra, Trigonometry, or Calculus, he would look at this car and get for some math formulas needed!

(audience laughing)

Right, it's a Veyron made to help mathematicians! (laughing)

(audience laughing)

Anyway, that's the news, those who are affected by the ongoing effects of Typhoon Pablo, stay safe folks!

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