JM: Now we will do the news and as for the 2013 Toyota Crown lineup featured on this nativity moment, Toyota says that they will provide accessories and body kits for this 14th Generation model Crown.
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| 2013 Toyota Crown Royal |
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| 2013 Toyota Crown Athlete |
If accessories you're after, both the Athlete and the Crown got you covered because you can personalize it with some optional side garnish, side protection mole, rear bumper garnish, rear spoiler, rear license garnish, and LED foglamps. If you want to make it sporty, don't worry because...
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| 2013 Toyota Crown Royal |
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| 2013 Toyota Crown Athlete |
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| 2013 Toyota Crown Athlete |
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| 2013 Toyota Crown Royal |
...an available MODELLISTA aero kit package or a TRD Sportivo body kit package comes serve and these body kits were sure enough to add some glitz and glamour to the 2013 Toyota Crown. Sadly though, even with such body kits offered by Toyota, I still don't like its schnoz anyway, feels like it's been splashed by the waters of Mars.
(audience laughing)
JM: Hopefully, I don't wanna be bitten by one of these because they look like...aliens.
(audience laughing)
JC: Now, as you can see, because it's Christmas Day, our studio's been bombarded with tons of Christmas gifts, although when I said Christmas gifts, I mean of course they're landfill to us.
RH: Okay pal, what do you got from them this time?
JC: Let's see..um...there's this! It's a new figure from Megahouse's Brilliant Stage figure range. This one's modeled after Chihaya Kisaragi from THE IDOLM@STER anime series. It came out last month and costs about 8,190 Yen. Now, I maybe a huge iM@S fan but this figure is utterly defeating me with such grace.
JM: I must say that if you pair this thing up with a Haruka Amami figure that we saw a couple of months ago, I think they look really good in pairs. I mean hey, its Haruka and Chihaya, that's for sure.
JC: Great. Next up from Santa's sack (almost) was this...
(whoa)
RH: Hey old man, what's that?
JC: This would be a must-have for anyone who likes a figure of a female character in a skin-tight one-piece swimsuit.
JM: Is that...Madoka Kyono from Lagrange?
JC: Indeed she is. One thing I only like most about this BEACH QUEENS Madoka Kyono figure is the rear view because for me...I kinda didn't like her facial expression.
RH: WHAT?!
(audience laughing)
JC: Turns out this is one of the rubbish Christmas present I got! Can't believe how they done with that, perhaps they should have made it more slender and more attractive. This one doesn't so I guess this is one hell of a SERIOUSLY UNCOOL figure for those who have cataracts.
(audience laughing)
RH: So, you didn't like it?
JC: I really DO hate it!
(audience laughing)
JC: Ugh...if only I could give it to someone who didn't care about how figures look but well I might as well put it in the table unless someone noticed it...
(audience laughing)
JM: Ooohh! Look what I got!
RH: What is it?
JM: It's a book!
RH: Oh wait! I know what that is, it's a sci-fi book written by some queer guy...
(audience laughing)
JM: Hush! This is...
JC: He's right, it's a book written by some queer...What was his name again?
JM: Barrowman...John Barrowman.
JC: Yep, John Barrowman. That book you have is the book I've tackled before. It's TORCHWOOD! Exodus Code! Glad I didn't read that book about earthquakes, lethal girls, and how the last two surviving Torchwood operatives, which was Captain Jack and Gwen Cooper, are stopping this mass hysteria.
JM: But...it's a great book. Come on, read it and you'll see...
JC: Don't care. I AIN'T BOVVERED!!!
RH: Me too! I AIN'T BOVVERED!!!!
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, instead of showing some rubbish Christmas presents, how about doing something instead.
RH: Yeah, here's a thing. Which female personality would you like to be on the mistletoe? Come on. Think of someone. Think of someone you liked most of the time! Mine was...Billie Piper.
JC: Karen Gillan
JM: Catherine Tate
JC: CATHERINE TATE?!
(audience laughing)
JC: No...no...no...Catherine Tate's a rubbish name.
JM: But...but...I like Catherine Tate. I like her a lot...
JC: Oh come on...Catherine Tate's just a middle-aged ginger and it's gross if you're hanging out with her...
(audience laughing)
RH: Yeah, who would want to hang out with some aged ginger lady? (laughing)
JM: Maybe this Christmas activity didn't worked out as well. Let's try another one, shall we?
JC: No.
JM: But...why?
JC: Because, we had ruined the whole Christmas Day with our rubbishness...
(audience laughing)
RH: He's right. If you make a move, you're making it worse.
JC: You know what we do?
RH: What?
JC: Let's prep up the souffle because it's Christmas Day and we're expecting a K9 marathon on SyFy and the premiere of Doctor Who 2012 Christmas Special, titled The Snowmen.
RH: Souffle girl! Here we come!
(audience laughing)
JC: That's right. Souffle girl Jenna Louise Coleman is all fired up for being Clara, who is The Doctor's brand new partner and oh, expect kissing scenes on these two too...
(audience laughing)
JC: ...and on that bombshell, MERRY CHRISTMAS and that's the news!
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