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| Hurricane Sandy |
So, what Sayaka Mori said, this Hurricane Sandy is a Category 1 hurricane, so this is going to be as serious as the other American hurricanes and Philippine typhoons combined, I think. It moves Northeast by 24kph, wind speed of 120kph, wind gusts of 167kph, and pressure of 952hPa. As says here, it's going to hammer down the East Coast painfully and deadly. Everyone at the East Coast are issuing some state of calamity, evacuations, and uh...you know what to deal with during a high-level threat storm. There is just one thing that I'm getting worried about, well not only me, but also anyone at the East Coast that if once merged with a winter storm, it could become a "Frankenstorm" in the run-up of Halloween. Scary and yes, Halloween's on Wednesday so watch out though. As it states, this storm's going to be the worst. Let's pray to God that all of our kababayans out there will be safe from harm. God help us....
That one thing I'm thinking about that Hurricane Sandy is um....it's like the East Coast getting nasty karate chops from a squirrel in a suit...
You mean Sandy?
Yes. Sandy...from Spongebob Squarepants...Hi-YAH!!!!
(audience laughing)
Tell you what though? Can you bring me a model of New York City please? Now, tell you what, imagine that this is New York City, which is part of the East Coast. And then, I'm Sandy. Hurricane Sandy at least, and this is what I do when I hit New York City, like this. HI-YAH!!!! HI-YAH!!!!! HI-YAH!!!!!
(audience laughing)
It's like having the whole East Coast being karate-d down by some squirrel! SANDY!!!!!
(audience laughing)
So, Jezza, it was like that squirrel from that cartoon show karate chopping the whole coast.
Like that! Hurricane Sandy is karate chopping the whole East Coast. What to expect? YEE-HAW!!!! HOWDY Y'ALL!!!!
(audience laughing)
Ahem...Blokes? This is no time for jokes. This is a serious case so best to behave yourselves like normal men and let's pray to the Lord God Almighty that nobody will be claimed casualty by Hurricane Sandy. Okay?
Awwwright?
(audience laughing)
Right, time for some more serious news.
No wait! This is even serious! Look what I bought?
What?
It's a Talking Plush Dalek clip!
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| Talking Plush Clip Dalek Drone |
Oh....
(audience laughing, then cheers and applause)
So, your obsession to DW is gone even further and elevated? You got the TARDIS, you got the sonic, then you got one of The Doctor's most hatred foes? Tell you what? Have you guys spotted some DW references in other shows?
(audience murmuring)
First up, I'm sure most of them remember this back in the 90's. It's Rugrats.
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| A Dalek reference in an episode of Rugrats |
See here? On the left, there's a Dalek! Get it? How about this?
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| Amelia Pond reference in Futurama? |
Futurama, made by the guy behind The Simpsons. There's another DW reference on it and when you read "AMELIA POND", it's Amy....
(audience laughing)
Well done Whovians...You're pretty eagle-eyed...How about this?
Hammo! Cut it out with your DW references! Can we please move on?
Sorry...I was going to share this to anyone:
There was a TARDIS at the back of the newspaper John Watson reads in Sherlock, a Dalek in Season 2 opener of Better Off Ted, a magazine with the Cybermen in the front cover on it in an episode of Supernatural, someone who looks like the Fourth Doctor in an episode of The Simpsons, and there was that dialog from Borderlands 2 that goes like this:
Hammerlock in Liar's Berg can fix me up! Allons-y!
Get it?
(audience murmuring)
I see. Anyone got that point and that's it. Can we please tell some more serious stuff?
Sure, why not?
Ugh...finally....You see, there was a car dealer somewhere in Belgium that sells luxury cars until some stupidity occurred when a large crane trying to position a big fuel tank to the new gas station built right next to the shop tipped over and crushed a pair of cars parked on the lot. Here's the pic...
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| Large Crane Falls and Crushes Rare Jaguar XKR-S and BMW 6-Series Coupes |
(audience laughing)
That's gotta hurt! Casualties include...a previous generation BMW 6-Series E63 and a rare Jaguar XKR-S, which was unveiled at the 2008 Geneva Motor Show and available only in Europe for 200 units.
A bimmer and a Jag became casualties by a large crane fail? Wow! That's a failure! That's definitely a fail. Pity for these cars who got crushed...especially the...HEY! Jaguar XKR-S? Really?
Yes, but that's the old XKR-S. The 2008 one, not the one with the 550PS 5.0L V8 but with the 4.2L V8 on it.
Oh...I see....I thought it was this kind of XKR-S...
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| 2012 Jaguar XKR-S |
Yeah, right. So, this year's SEMA Show begins Tuesday, October 30, 2012, and ends Friday, November 2, 2012. It's jam-packed with some of the nastiest and the baddest modified rides to be displayed in Sin City. Las Vegas that is...Take note though, this show's not open to the general public. Sorry.
Yeah, and on that bombshell, that's the news. Those who are living in the East Coast, please be careful.
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