- If you're gay, then how come you're a bit different? This guy pretends that his gay after peeking some girls' melons and her man got angry at him.
- Knight gags
- Pickup Lines!!!
1) Engineer ka ba? Kasi gusto kita pakasalan ENGINEER future!
2) Pag nilayuan mo ako, parang resulta ng laban ni Pacquiao at Bradley. Kasi di ko matanggap.
3) Di na ko naniniwala na LIFE IS SHORT, kasi pag nakikita kita, humahaba ang buhay ko!
4) Hindi na importante sa akin ang front view mo, back view mo, o side view mo. KASI KAHIT ANONG VIEW, I LOVE YOU!!!
5) Para kang isang sikreto. Kasi mahirap kang mapagkatiwala sa iba.
6) Pag kaharap kita, nawawala ako sa sarili! NAWAWALA AKO SA SARILI!
7) Asin ka ba? Kasi I LOVE YOU ALAT!
8) Sino ba ang hindi nababaliw sa kagandahan mo? Malay ko. Yung nga tanong ko sa yo!
- Bubble Gang does Milo by spoofing this commercial as HILO. More malt for energy.
- Mr. Assimo at the church
- What awaits them after they climbed the top of the mountain? Serious consequences of course...
- Brod Pete and friends are there again to answer questions on ANG BAGONG DATING DOON!
1) Dennis Trillo asks "Meron po bang nasusulat tungkol sa na-in love sa alien?" From 1-2-3 of the book of I WILL SURVIVE; "First I was afraid, I was petrified, Kept thinking I could never leave without you by my side. And saw your back from outer space" Oh wait...this is different topic...
2) Brod Pete says that P-Noy was involved on the Pacquiao-Bradley fight because he thinks that he messed up with the scores. He thinks Bradley is from Grace Lee. Get it? Brad-Lee!
3) Antonio Aquitania asks "Meron po bang nasusulat tungkol sa pinakamasarap, yung da best sa pagluluto?" Ang Dating Doon says that "ang pinakaimportanteng sangkap sa pagluluto ay LOVE". From a song from Adele; "There's a fire starting in my heart, reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark, we could have it all, rolling in the deep, you had my heart inside your hand, and you played it to the bit, throw your soul to every open door, count your blessings to find what you're looking for"
4) A Twit from someone keeps asking the same question. Guess what words were a bit wrong? Here;
a) ALL CAPS - right but what about small caps? Small caps is wrong. No such thing as a small capital letter.
b) W - Nope, not double-u, double-v. Get it? Because it has two V's.
c) tuck-in - No such thing as tuck out. If you tucked your clothes in, how can you tuck your clothes out?
- This little boy's dream is to be a villain of some sort...
- IyoTube in Paparazzi
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