(audience applause)
Wow! Amazing!
Splendid work, Mr. Hamilton! Which means...
Which means what?
WELCOME TO THE SOCIETY OF SEVEN! HA HA HA!
(applause and laughter)
What Society of Seven?
Society of Seven. Earlier, we have Jenson Button, Alonso, Rosberg, S Vettel, Maldonado, and Webber taking turns of who's the victor and now we have Lewis Hamilton from McLaren-Mercedes who won the Canadian GP. That makes it Society of Seven!
(audience laughing)
Oh really?
Yes, and if a different F1 driver comes victorious in June 24's Europe GP race, we shall call it the SOCIETY OF EIGHT!
(audience laughing)
I never realized that this F1 2012 season is come bashing with alternate F1 drivers. I wonder who's next?
I don't know...
(audience laughing)
Well, see you on June 24 and we'll see who's next or which of these seven will be at it again...
Right. So moving on...Have you seen the Super GT race in Sepang, Malaysia?
No I'm not.
I'm not. I was in Anime Festival Asia Malaysia.
(laughing)
But don't worry because the folks at the Good Smile Company booth did featured a live streaming of the Sepang Super GT race, that's all. They've all been rooting for that Hatsune Miku Z4 GT3.
And how was it?
Not good...
(awwww)
The winner on the Sepang Super GT race, in the GT500 category was the wider HSV-010 driven by Takashi Kogure and Carlo Van Dam. In the GT300 race, the Hankook Porsche 911 GT3 R, driven by Masami Kageyama and Tomonobu Fujii, won that.
Uh, yeah. Most of us talked about that.
Right.
So um...How was the AFA MY experience?
Smooth and silk....It was fine. Those Malaysian otakus, it seems that their enthusiasm were fueled on that kind of event. It was incredible.
Can't believe he got a chance to visit Malaysia for some anime otaku convention.
You couldn't go. You have a choice. Go to Malaysia for some anime otaku or go to Canada for some F1 and you chose the F1 race.
Uh, what's that I'm not hearing?
Do you know what I'm hearing?
Oh yes! The NBA!
What?
Those hopeless Miami Heat, even when coached by a Filipino named Erik Spolstera, they kicked Boston Celtics' butt and advanced to the final to take down the Oklahoma City Thunder this week.
Yeah, this week. If you live in Asia, that's June 13 but if you're Stateside, June 12 (6:00PM PT 9:00PM ET)
Anyone favor for Miami Heat to win? Anybody?
(audience raising hands)
Just a few! Few!
Few people favored of Heat kicking Thunder's butt.
And anyone favored that Oklahoma City will shove down Miami's throat at the finals?
(audience raising hands)
Yay! Most of the people favored to have Oklahoma City shove down Miami's throat!
(applause and laughter)
(Whisper)Lebron James is useless...Dwayne Wade's rubbish...everyone at Miami Heat's rubbish...
Uh, I think I'm still in favor of Miami Heat to win. I had high hopes because of that Filipino coach, Spolstera, to manage the team.
Uh, pal, anyone who supports Heat is a bit too rubbish. This isn't democracy, it's a dictatorship and I'm dictating that Thunder will prevail over Heat this Wednesday/Tuesday!
(laughing)
Now yesterday that Manny Pacquiao, our favorite boxer of all time, was unexpectedly EXTERMINATED by Timothy "Desert Storm" Bradley while we watched the fight.
Yeah, absolutely that most of the Manny Pacquiao fans club, which is a provision of Manny Pacquiao fans worldwide, have gone enraged.
Even some of the people say "I'M GOING TO SEND TOP RANK AND E-MAIL AND I DON'T CARE IF THEY DON'T READ IT!!!"
(audience laughing)
Uh, guys. Still could be worse. Gets physical. Here's someone say "IF I SEE TIMOTHY BRADLEY IN THE STREETS, I WILL POO MY HAND AND THROW IT AT IT!!!"
(audience laughing)
Well poo it to someone else's house! It's not that hard! It's like an assassination plot, when you encounter a red laser beam and a few seconds later, BANG!
(audience laughing)
Well, guess what? Someone at the birthday party singing something that clears everything up...
My heart is sore
My Manny Pacquiao is no more
It was a fight against Bradley
in Las Vegas
And now those Top Rank wazzocks
favored that Tim Bradley won the fight
I hate Timothy Bradley
And everyone from Top Rank Promotions
But mainly Timothy Bradley
I want my Manny Pacquiao back
(audience laughing)
Well, how was it? Terrible remarks?
Yeah, terrible. That girl really hate Tim Bradley and everyone from Top Rank Promotions but mainly Bradley. He he he
(audience laughing)
Uh, enough with that whole story um...past is past. So, I just picked up a message saying that after the success of the Anime Festival Asia Malaysia that they said they will be going to Indonesia this September 1 to 2. This is not a joke, this is the REAL DEAL. More updates coming at the official AFA Facebook page. Fingers crossed you otakus in Indonesia because you might be hoping that this day will come.
(wow)
Anyway, can I just say that I saw something internet that there was a 2nd Lexus LFA arrived in the Philippines courtesy of some SMUGGLER in Quezon City! You wouldn't guess what? There was a smuggled red LFA roaming around the Metro!
(audience laughing)
Wait, smuggled? What?
You know, Lexus Manila obtained a white Lexus LFA and it was not for sale and for display purposes only but how come someone SMUGGLED a red Lexus LFA? Wouldn't you believe that?! SOMEONE...SMUGGLED THE LEXUS LFA!!! COLORED RED!!!!
(laughing)
To all of you in the Philippines, if you spotted a red Lexus LFA showboating around the streets of Metro Manila, better call the Bureau of Customs to report it and find someone responsible of smuggling a Lexus LFA.
Yeah, good luck finding that! Ha ha ha!
(laughing)
Idiot smugglers. I can see why SMUGGLING IS MORE FUN IN THE PHILIPPINES...
Um...May I interrupt, it appears someone smuggled a 2013 Hyundai Santa Fe...
 |
| A 2013 Hyundai Santa Fe was smuggled by someone in the Philippines |
Wha....DAMN! DAMN THOSE SMUGGLERS!!!
(laughing)
It seems that Philippines can't stop smuggling almost everything! The Bureau of Customs are now weak at stopping them. Can't believe that those smugglers have gone even more mental than ever. Remember the news when former president Gloria Macapagal Arroyo crushed several smuggled cars? Yep, you heard that right. The government crushed the smuggled cars.
Can't believe it! Hyundai Asia Resources, act quickly. Please bring the 2013 Santa Fe to the Philippines before those idiotic smugglers rushed to get one!
(laughing)
This is just unbelievable...I can see now the reason about HARI not bringing the Veloster to the Philippines fueled several smugglers to smuggle the Veloster. It's like what some smugglers from Malaysia, Thailand, and Indonesia want to smuggle a Toyota Vellfire because they want to. I want to be a Customs chief to stop this smuggling trend.
(laughing)
..And that's the news. Thank You and if you see a red Lexus LFA in Manila, call the Bureau of Customs to report it.
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