(laughinig)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You want their daddies to take them out to Le Mans to see the 24 hour race?
Well, fathers like racing, right? You would expect seeing dads who love watching racing on TVs.
Oh.
But what about basketball? Game 3 of the Miami-Oklahoma battle is going to be in...
Shhh...shhh...shhhh....shhhh...
What?
Everybody would watch that on TV. So far, the series tied 1-1. Cannot believe those useless Miami Heat took out OKC.
(laughing)
Well, good for them. Good job, Miami Heat. Good jo...
Shhh...shhhh.shhhh
(laughing)
Nobody's going to hear you saying that Miami won. Still, useless... Anyway, there are so many stuff themed after Miami Heat and Oklahoma City Thunder. Jerseys are the most popular choice for those and those fans who are wearing Heat jerseys (popularly the ones worn by LeBron James or Dwayne Wade) would be supporting the most useless while those who are wearing Thunder jerseys (popularly the one from Kevin Durant) would be supporting the one that suppose to win.
(laughing)
Anyway, enough basketball for now and move on to gifts. Hey, what's this?!
Ham, that's Moekana.
Moekana?
Moekana, an anime kind of way to learn Hiragana courtesy of Culture Japan mascot, Mirai Suenaga, and friends.
Gosh, I wanna learn Hiragana with that.
But, those who love this whole Moekana cards would love to do a game. Wanna know? Here: http://www.dannychoo.com/post/en/26495/About+Moekana.html
Uh.....uh.....uh.....uh.....
Oh look! Hammo's confused!
(laughing)
MOEKANA'S HARD! I DON'T WANT ONE! I THINK A DADDY WHO WANTS TO LEARN JAPANESE LANGUAGE SHOULDN'T WANT ONE!
(laughing)
Look at this!
What?
Some 1:24 scale model kits based on the Toyota 86 and Subaru BRZ sports coupes, courtesy of Tamiya! A daddy who loves JDM cars would love that...
Uh, some assembly required, pal. Some assembly required. A dad would take some super glue to piece them all. That's all.
Yeah, I know. Some assembly required but hey, if a daddy put them all the pieces, it seems that he's going to obsessed of comparing both the 86 and the BRZ. Do you like 86 or BRZ?
(laughing)
Okay, dads who've obsessed with peeking over 1:24 scale 86 or BRZ is too far enough. I found something even better for a Father's Day Present Ideas. Some 1:43 scale French cars ranging from Peugeot, Citroen, and Renault!
(laughing)
But, for a dad, let's prefer the latest models such as the new 208, 4008, and C4 Aircross! How's that for a gift?
(laughing)
Excuse me, a dad might end up being 9 years old. Kids who often play with toy cars will end up being the same for grown men.
(laughing)
How about this? a 1:43 scale of the Porsche 911 (991) Carrera S (in coupe or Cabriolet) a a present?
A diecast new SL-Class?
Shhh...shhh....shhhh....enough for this toy cars. How about this? Dads tend to be couch potatoes so, how about those new kind of Panasonic Viera TV sets but for 2012, those Viera TV sets are now slimmer and adapting a concept of "Glass & Metal". Welcome everyone to the WT5 Series Viera TVs.
Ooh. They're now slimmer than an average HD TV and this time...
...This time they're smarter. Smarter than ever. What's cool that your smartphone will be serving as a remote for this smarter Vieras via an app. That is wow indeed.
Wow!
Wow!
Anyway, TVs...TVs....nope. Not quite a good idea....How about this?
What do you mean this "I AM THE STIG" T-Shirt?
It's perfect. Wear it and have your presence be known. Get it?
Look, this whole "I AM THE STIG" T-Shirt is not worth noticing that you're Stig. Being a Stig takes a bit of Simpson Diamondbacks and Alpinestars. Get it?
Oh yes! Maybe dads want to be Stigs. Sounds great but no. You can't tell a dad to be Stig for a day. That's rubbish.
(laughing)
If you don't want dads to do Stigs for a day. How about The Doctor for the day? Being Doctor Who?
(laughing)
No. Only nerds would do that.
Yeah, nerds would do that. Not dads unless he was born from the 60's and known Doctor Who while they were kids.
(laughing)
Speaking of which...Is that the TARDIS?
(laughing)
 |
| TARDIS |
YES.
Then, what do you do with that?
Time travelling back to the hour that we didn't talk about rubbish present ideas for dads.
(laughing)
So you're saying most of our present ideas seem to be rubbish? Are they rubbish?
No. It's just a toy TARDIS. It would only fit to give it to a dad who remembered Doctor Who while he was a kid.
(awwww)
Nah, just kidding. Just a real TARDIS....
(laughing)
...but actually my port-a-potty.
(laughing)
Nope. Not port-a-potty. It's a genuine time machine.
(laughing)
Just joking. I wouldn't do...
What are you talking about? Are you trying to get away from our Father's Day Gifting ideas?
...they're rubbish. We'll conclude this as a fail. We never think of any particular present idea for a dad.
Yeah right. We're rubbish. We've wasted a lot of time thinking of what daddy dearest will be for Father's Day.
Right, but before we leave with disappointment, here's something you might be considered with...
Hope you'll like it and on that bombshell, let's end this. Good bye!
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