Exactly! It's powerful than the old 2009 Jaguar XKR-S, better looking than the old XKR-S, and best of all, it was the noise I was really pleased. Seems that every droplet of petrol has been turned into noise when I change gear via a 6-speed flappy-paddle gearbox. Oh, I like that.
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| 2012 Jaguar XKR-S |
You shouldn't forget that this was featured on Top Gear and it's not as faster than the 2012 Nissan GT-R that Jeremy Clarkson featured. Sadly, they didn't featured the 2012 Nissan GT-R on FM4 but luckily, I once tried it on GT5 and it was staggeringly quick. Don't think of it as a win, it's a demolition. A demolition of it's own right.
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| 2012 Nissan GTR |
Sadly, by the time I put my foot on the pedal of the new XKR-S at the Top Gear Test Track, I didn't beat The Stig's 1:23.3 lap time because I did it in a 1:24.116, making it meaningless. So, let's do the news but because, this is Holy Wednesday, this is our last before taking a break for Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, and Black Saturday. We'll be back on Easter Sunday.
Anyway, what really bothers me was this...
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| Is this an SRT Viper? |
As we all now, the unveiling ceremony of the 2013 SRT Viper is tomorrow and based on these video stills, it could be it or is it? As I noticed on those....
...it look like that it came out on Forza Motorsport 4. What the heck? Looks like this is somewhat a piece of a jigsaw puzzle, even that this is VIPER WEEK. That confused us with this question; Could this be a future DLC or is it just a concept movie for the upcoming SRT Viper? I'll nab something else once the SRT Viper made its world premiere at 11:55 am New York time. Did I mention that Car Town plans to bring the SRT Viper soon?
Anyway, for more news...
With the GMC Acadia and the Chevrolet Traverse got their minor changes, seems that the Buick Enclave finally gets its minor change for the 2013 Model Year. Take a look at this;
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| 2013 Buick Enclave |
This Enclave minor change is more like an enlarged version of the upcoming Encore, and the interior is all new as well.
I'm glad we see those GM Lambda platform triplets all grown up via minor change. He he he...
Okay, it seems that tonight's the season finale of American Top Gear and this season finale tackles on the worst cars only Tanner, Adam, and Rutledge restore it and sold it by auction. How hard could that be? Also, Tanner Foust flies to UK again to test out a TOP GEAR FAVORITE; the Noble M600!
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| Noble M600 |
The NOBLE M600?! Whoa there! Looks like Tanner Foust is out for some NOBLE WORKS!
Uh, NOBLE WORKS?
Yeah! It's Tanner Foust does NOBLE WORKS in Leicester and oh! Celebrity Kal Penn pushes his luck in the Suzuki SX4 for the Big Star Small Car segment.
It all happens tonight in Top Gear USA on History Channel! Anyway, let's move on to something else...
You know what's humiliating?
What?
There was a report that a priest accidentally played some gay porn slideshow in church. No, I'm not kidding. This is shockingly humiliating. Please don't laugh, okay? This is Holy Week, and we have to be ashamed.
Wait! Priest accidentally plays gay porn slideshow in church? OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!
OH YEAH!!
Eh? What's that Kool-Aid guy doing here?! No Kool-Aid guy. You're not involved here, go away.
(laughing)
Anyway, about that, how did that thing happened?
First off, Father Martin McVeigh was showcasing his Powerpoint Presentation to the parents of First Communicants. He connected his USB to the PC to start his Powerpoint presentation when suddenly, some gay porn slideshow showed up thanks to Windows' autoplay.
Why would a religious person kept a dirty secret? What idea was that? Well, honestly, in my point of view, homosexuality can be good or bad but for me, I only prefer lesbians rather than gays. Why? Lesbians are cute to look at. If you see a girl kissed a girl to her cheek, that's okay. What about if you see two men holding hands? That's gross. Remember the "Hindi Pwede sa Lalaki" part from an old Bubble Gang episode?
That's a lesson to be learned. And it's also a Top Gear Top Tip for us then so here's a Top Gear Top Tip; Lesbians are cute to look at but if you see two men kissing together or holding hands, it's stupid.
Maybe perhaps that's the point why you kept saying the "I went on the internet" dialogue that Jeremy Clarkson sputtered out from Top Gear. If you weren't that kind, I would imagine myself throwing plates in the wall just like every Personalan episodes where throwing a plate on the wall is part of anger management.
You know what? Personalan is too pointless. I like watching TV5's Face To Face because this is the best show showing two people fighting at first and later befriended at the end.
I agree with that, Clarksie!
You said that, Hammo!
And that's the news! Have a good holy week, everybody!
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