Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Let's Do The News (April 3, 2012)

TOTALLY COOL STUFF? Wowies. That was an excuse to those who think you're playing with Traction Control off because you're goofing off or unskilled. Anyway, it's now time to do the news! So, let's seat down to those comfy seats and let's discuss what's happening now.

Okay, remember Ford's luxury marque, Lincoln? I heard that they pulled the wraps for the Lincoln MKZ's full model change. Take a look at this;

2013 Lincoln MKZ

Although it maybe odd too look at but this full model change is all about technology advanced. It comes with SYNC and MyLincoln Touch, 10.1-inch LCD instrumental cluster, 8-inch center touchscreen, available 15.2-foot Retractable Panoramic Roof that is all new, and a choice of a 2.0L GTDi, 3.7L V6, and the Hybrid version fitted with a 2.0L engine and electric drivetrain. Further details will follow at the 2012 New York Auto Show next week.


So, the design is a bit more eccentric for a Lincoln eh? That really freaks me out like some Doctor Who monsters that has no facial feature. Cybermen? Oh jeez...

Anyway, remember the BMW i8 Concept? Guess what, they chopped the top off to create an i8 Spyder Concept!

2012 BMW i8 Concept

This concept electric roadster is too fast to leave a carbon footprint because there's none! Ha ha ha! No Carbon emissions occur because it's electric!

Oh come on. You know we saw that on Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol, right? That BMW i8 was just hell of a funky looking electric car and this should be our dream ride for the volthead but how's it compared to the Tesla Roadster?

You know we can't explain more about concepts but for the fun of it, it certainly was like a gag that goes like this;

Man: HOY MAMA! ANG BILIS MO NAMAN PATAKBO! PARANG TAYO LUMILIPAD!
Driver: Oo! Bakit tayo lumilipad? Kasi, patay na tayo! Di ba nabangga tayo kanina?

(laughing)

That's how you expect for a fast electric car! It's like you're flying like ghosts!

(laughing)

Uh, kindly enough with the moronic gags? Otherwise, it will be like the Moron 5!

Moron 5?

You know, Moron 5 and the Crying Lady but whatever, we're not talking about that. Let's move on!

Okay, oh! I just got some info that Pinay sensation, Charice, won the 2012 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards as Favorite Asian Act!

Really?

Yeah! She really kicked the butts of South Korea's Wonder Girls, Indonesia's Agnes Monica, and Malaysia's Yuna.




Anyway, just wanna say a big congratulations to Charice and overall, we are very proud of her, despite her new Maverick look. Heh heh heh... Maverick... He he he he.... Oh thanks, Banana Split for that joke.

Oh, something's bothering...

What?

I just got info that Yumi Yoshimura from Puffy Ami Yumi announces her pregnancy.


Really? Never heard of it. Okay, what even bothers me was some kind of poster made by the Tokushima Base of Japan's Self Defense Forces. That poster was made by the JSDF personnel and it portrays a girl who sees a news report on TV featuring her boyfriend, who is a member of the JSDF's ground forces, while he was a disaster relief operation. Take a look at this;

JSDF poster for this year


(laughing)

Oh, come on... That was one of the most O.A. moments I have ever seen. Why would the JASF do this? Can't they do proper stuff rather than making anime-style stuff? (facepalm) Here's a Top Gear Top Tip; Never ever ever imagining what would life look like anime-style because that's rubbish. Ugh, why do most morons imagine what would stuff look like if it a bit more anime style such as friendship, bully, cars, family, work, school, something else that that anime can't imagine. If they saw something, they would rather go PIXIV around, which is too silly and that made me upset.

Oh, you know what makes us upset? What?

Saying goodbye to the Daihatsu Copen!

What?

DAIHATSU COPEN! WE ARE GOING TO SAY GOODBYE TO DAIHATSU'S ONLY SPORTS CAR!

Actually, reports said that the Daihatsu Copen's production will end this August 2012, ending its 10-year run when it first came out in the summer of 2002.

Daihatsu Copen 10th Anniversary Editon

It says here that this special edition Daihatsu Copen 10th Anniversary Edition will be the last special edition Copen before production ends this Summer. This final edition comes with an aluminum scuff plate with 10th anniversary logo and some serial number on it, black plating front grille, 15-inch BBS rims, sports seats that are colored black with some red stitching, and some extras to commemorate the final days of the Copen.


The final edition of the Copen costs about 1,820,000 Japanese Yen for the 5MT model to 1,800,000 Japanese Yen for the 4AT model. So, I can't believe the Copen is gone. Before the Copen, there was the Suzuki Cappuccino in the 90's. Sadly, both of them will be consigned to the history books. Tsk, tsk, tsk. How sad... 

Anyway, let's just put our sadness behind us and let me explain something...

Okay, there was a strong wind happening in Tokyo and oh dear, it was the worst for over 5 decades. Take a look; 

Strongest wind in Japan for over 50 years


(gasping)

Oh dear. I'm glad we're indoors you know.

You say that. We're indoors you know. Stay safe, Japan, and that's the news. See ya!

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