"Mahaba-habang inuman..."

On the March 30, 2012 episode of Bubble Gang;

- Coach Calmado blows his fury when he sees something wrong in the basketball game

- "Sinisilipan mo ba ako?" gags

- Bureche's ball-ing around Cheche

- Mr. Assimo's meets the masseur...

Mr. Assimo

- Yang ang dating ng nagpaparty all night with San Pigil Light! Bubble Gang does San Mig Light by gagging this commercial as San Pigil Light. Mahaba-habang inuman...

Bubble Gang does San Mig Light

- How come this fastfood chain served something SUPERSIZE rather than what is featured?

- The O.A. Media Board are here to arrest the actors beacuse... ANG O.A. MO!!!

- Raise the roof? Raise the roof! ALIEN! Welcome to the "ANG BAGONG DATING DOON". Same old Brod Pete and friends, same old answering life's difficult questions. Ask Brod Pete and friends!

Ang Bagong Dating Doon

1) Antonio Aquitania asked "May nasusulat po ba tungkol sa underarm wetness?"

Ang Dating Doon figured out from the book of Michael Jackson 4:24 - Mama say mamasa mama kusa. Mama say mamasa mama kusa. On the book of Michael Jackson 4: 25, there's a cure called "Wetness Protection Program" and it says "I wanna rock with you all night, rock the night away". And by rock, they mean tawas.

2) A PM from someone who lives at Cavite says; "Meron po ba kayong iba pang napapapansin na mali?" This time, the wrong stuff Brod Pete refers to is BUILDING. If they were building something, that's BUILDING, but what if it's completed, it's still called BUILDING? That can't be right.

Also the stuff that can't be right is HOLY WEEK. If the Tagalog word for that is called "Mahal na Araw", perhaps this should have been called Banal na Linggo. "Mahal na Araw" may refer to just one day while Holy Week may refer to just one week. Perhaps the calendar should have been doing the math.

Also the stuff that can't be right is the word COMMUTE. According to the dictionary, commute is a travel some distance between one's home and place of work on a regular basis. For us, we were kinda wrong about using the COMMUTE word.

The TRAFFIC word is also wrong. When we used that word in a sentence and when we said "MATRAPIK!", perhaps we should have do better than that because according to the dictionary, Traffic means vehicles moving on the road or public highway. What we said was a complete opposite! Even the "human trafficking" word just wasn't inappropriate because we might refer to people standing still on the road. He he he...

- IyoTube in Jay-Z's Young Forever featuring Mr. Hudson

- Like manager, like employee, excuses aren't meant to make lusot