Wow Mali pranks - January 8, 2012

Forget about the whole "It's More Fun in the Philippines" stuff that sparked fury. There's something more fun than this. With pranks offered on the January 8, 2012 episode of the nation's favorite prank show, IT'S MORE FUNNIER IN WOW MALI!

1) Statue Handshake - NLEX-finding gal, stays still after handshake!

2) The Doray Alaskadora song!

Uno! Dos! One-Two-Tres-Vamos!

Doray Alaskadora

Atrevida, Usyusera, Etchosera

Doray Alaskadora

Contrabida, Mahadera, Espanyola

Iyong Puting Damit

Ay Iyong Ingatan

Pag nakita ni Doray

Ay Tiyak Titintahan

Tsinelas ay Ingatan

Wag na Wag bibitawan

Pag nakuha ni Doray

Tiyak ikaw mawawalan

Uno! Dos! One-Two-Tres-Vamos!

Tindero at Tindera

Tinda niyo'y matibay ba

Alisto lang kayo

At si Doray parating na

Pagtawa ay pigilan

Pag si Doray at nandyan

Pag ngipin mo'y nakikita

Ikaw ay bubunutan

Uno! Dos! One-Two-Tres-Vamos!

Doray Alaskadora

Atrevida, Usyusera, Etchosera

Doray Alaskadora

Su nombre es Doray!

3) Hatsing Statue - This girl's about to sneeze, almost...

4) Sgt. Alaskador - ATTENTION! Sgt. Alaskador commands his own platoon to humiliate you!

5) The troops are chanting to...make you feel uncomfortable!

6) Miss - This lady just "missed" it because she mistakes men as women!!!!

7) Star Confusion - Celebs like Nina Ricci Alagao and Rosanna Roces got themselves "!!!" in another Star Confusion.

Nina Ricci Alagao

Rosanna Roces

8) Guess shopping at the ukay-ukay seems to be somewhat complicating...

9) Utal kong Hoodlum - Looks like this lady learned something from watching too much Lokomoko's Talentado Familiy segment because of that utal character on it!