Wow Mali pranks - January 22, 2012

Kung Hei Fat Choi! The Dragon Year's fast approaching and the folks at Wow Mali are spicing up a Dragon's welcome with some laughs!

1) Kung Hei Batchoy - Greetings to the fat people around here; KUNG HEI BATCHOY!!!!

2) Doray Alaskadora - How many SIOMAI can you eat?

3) MC Ipis - This reporter's readying his mike with cockroaches!

4) Kontra Malas - This fortune teller helps you fight "BAD LUCK" while sticking some red paper on you.

5) Dragon Dance - Nope. That's not a dragon dance, that's just two men acting like morons in front of you.

6) Sankaterbang Waiter - Several waiters are approaching for your order. Isn't that convenient to have one-too-many waiters coming at your service?

7) 2 Minutes Massage - This new kind of massage won't take too long. literally. Uh, wait, no massage? Just 2 minutes of chitter-chatter?! Geez...

8) Trip Pinoy Henyo - Laro ba 'to? OO! Kinalolokohan ba 'to? OO! Pinoy Henyo, the Wow Mali panggugudtaym version, takes through the jeepney ride!

9) Sorry, we don't understand Chinese from this fortune teller...