1) Mud Packailan Pa Man - Hey! You said one minute but what's this dermatologist doing?
2) The Doray Alaskadora Song
Uno! Dos! One-Two-Tres-Vamos!
Doray Alaskadora
Atrevida, usyusera, etchosera
Doray Alaskadora
Contravida, mahadera, Espanyola
One day, isang araw
mga mukha pinag-tripan
mga mata mga ilong
ang pinaglaruan
kawawang mga pobre
ay hindi makapalag
walang kamalay-malay
na sila'y nilalaglag
Uno! Dos! One-Two-Tres-Vamos!
Tindero at tindera
ay hindi nakaligtas
sa kulit ni bulilit
na walang pinalampas
ang sabi ni Doray
ito'y para sa mga bata
yun nga lang ay kawawa
ang mga matatanda
Uno! Dos! One-Two-Tres-Vamos!
Doray Alaskadora
Es Bulilit Es Perhuwisyo Espanyola
Doray Alaskadora
Su Nombre Es
Doray!!!!
3) Atras Abante - Oh, I would be careful with that Hyundai Avante/Elantra if I were you...
4) AAAAH! Sarap Patayin - Enjoy it. Choking hazard not intended if you have a reaction to something tasty.
5) Napasubo Kaya Natorotot - We really don't understand what he's saying because he has some kind of torotot on his mouth.
6) STAR CONFUSION - Celebrities Frank Garcia and Rachel Lobangco got CONFUSED in another STAR CONFUSION!
7) Time of My Life - Parloristas, LET'S DANCE!
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