Tips Be With You by Melai Cantiveros

We interrupt your laughter for some breaking news courtesy of BANANA SPLIT's ANG TV PATROL!

Senator Lito Laffid admitted that he's having a hard time joining a debate about the RH BILL because he's having a hard time speaking in English. (Ano ka mo?)

Senator Lito Laffid (Manuel Chua)

If he can't understand English, he can understand FLIP TOP! Break it down, yo! (He can FLIP TOP without the rhyme!)

And now for the weather report with Windy Valdez: The eye of typhoon got "na-puwing" because of sand.

Quote of the day: Batu-bato sa langit, ang tawag doon ay asteroids!

TIPS BE WITH YOU

All right! Class is in session with Melai Cantiveros in a segment they called it "TIPS BE WITH YOU".

If you're a pretty girl but if you want to "KICK OUT" the boys (like Ryan Bang and Jobert) approaching next to you, here's what you should do:

1) Pretend you have a disease

2) When greeted, use a long and confusing name

3) Tell him that he had some "utang"

4) Tell him that you're looking for some other man

5) Tell him that you've escaped from a big-time crime syndicate

...Tips Be With You by Melai Cantiveros!

And now for the latest episode of SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK: Hey Dolores! That thing Gabriel gave it to you...is not a piggy bank! That one costs 2 million pesos! What's going on now?!

What you've broke is not a piggy bank!
It's a 2 million peso antique!