Miss Loko 2011

Edgar Mortiz

That September 16, 2011 episode of Lokomoko is all about beauty pageant and yes, the Miss Loko 2011 beauty pageant has just begun. This beauty pageant's never without some production number courtesy of Voyz Avenue!

Voyz Avenue

This beauty pageant can't get even more funny!

Venus Saturno - Ms. Quezon City

Judge Stregan

"How can we uplift our economy today even
though we are currently under an economic crisis?"

Nina Ricci Aligue - Ms. Palawan

Judge Je-Mon

"Which is your favorite body part, and why?"

Shamsey Straw - Ms. Vigan

Judge Jomar Vinay

"Kung ipapanganak kang muli, ano ang mas pipiliin mo?
Ipanganak ng maganda pero mahirap,
o mayaman pero pangit, at bakit?"

...okay, enough for now. We'll come back later for more but here's more BATTLE OF THE BRAINLESS: MINDLESS MASTERS EDITION!

Angel Locsintus Bacillus Shrotastrain

Marian Agoncillo

Dingdong Pepot

Bea Flores

Zanjoe Yllana

Question 1: Sino itong dating Kapamilya na ngayon ay Kapatid na? Asawa siya ni Julius Babao. Ang initials niya ay T.B.

Answers: Television, Tuberculosis, Teddy Bear, Tokwa't Baboy, Totoy Bibbo, Totoy Bato, Tonyong Bayawak, Tombabauta, Tito Boy, Aiza Seguerra

Question 2: Isang kontrobersyal na tao na tinaguriang "F.G." Ang initials niya ang M.A, sino ito?

Answers: Madame Auring, Madame Auring, Madame Auring, Minnie Aguilar, Maribel Aunor, Max Alvarado, Mon Alvir

...okay, now that we had our laugh, let's go back to the Miss Loko 2011!

Vakka Manalo - Ms. Sulu

Judge Tinbiber

"Bakit ikaw ang dapat manalo ngayong gabi?"

Lara Kegahaman - Ms. Camiguin

"What is Sex?"

Melauit Marquez - Ms. Leyte

"What can you say about the handsome
young men of today?"

Shaolin Gonzales - Ms. Bukidnon

"Naniniwala ka ba sa survey na maliit na porsyento
na lang ng Pilipino ang nagugutom ngayon? Bakit?"

Alma Consumicion - Ms. Bocaue

"Your boyfriend wants to celebrate his birthday
by having sex with you. Knowing that your virginity
is at stake, how will you handle the situation?"

Dia Rhea Clitorres - Ms. Basilan

"What is the biggest problem
facing the youth today?"

...and that wraps it. Guess this whole Miss Loko 2011 beauty pageant is nothing but this week's gags. Kinda laughed about the answer to the "What is Sex" question in a mathematical way.

What's the best way to conclude this episode? Oh yeah! WHOSE LINE IS IT...ANYHOW?!

1) Bakit niyo ako nilalagyan ng jacket? Di naman ako giniginaw! - Ngipin

2) Barya barya lang maligaya na ako - Alkansya

3) Umulat umaraw maasahan mo ako! - Payong

4) Kapag tumibok ang puso wala ka nang magagawa kundi tumakbo - Bangkay

5) Isa ang pinasukan tatlo ang nilabasan - T-Shirt

6) Ako na lang lagi ang nilalapitan mo pag nagkakatulo ka! - Tubero

7) Ako ang sagot sa iyong katanungan - Sagot