INDIAN? ANDYAN!

Alpha-Bert turned INDIAN into ANDYAN!

What's the problem, weakling? Don't worry, Alpha-Bert's here! Let's say, your date ran away. Don't worry, Alpha-Bert can get your date here but first, you have to say INDIAN! And by INDIAN, let's get rid of the two I's. Then, add a letter A and Y and ANDYAN! ANDYAN! Here's your date(s)!

The politician who's up for the challenge!

ANG TV PATROL BREAKING NEWS! Some politician is ready to take on the Olympic-sized swimming pool full of garbage! Of course he can because back when this politician was a kid, he used to swim through a pile of garbage. Can this politician up for the challenge? As in ready? Not sure but be patient...

The thief and the cops got electrified
by the wires!

...also, the thief who's stealing electric cables got caught by the cops but the electricity coming out from the wires got both the thief and the cops!

...and according to the weather report from "PAGASA KA PA", tomorrow's weather will be SUNNY...