BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 9/17/11

Before doing this, here's the HOT ISSUE of the week:

1) Shamsee Soupsoup, may mga pahayag matapos magwaging 3rd runner up sa Miss Universe 2011!

Donald Castro Trump

Shamsee Soupsoup

Interpreter

Leila Wit Lopez

- BLIND ITEM: Sikat na singer ayaw ipakita ang mukha habang papasok sa casino!

...okay, now that we had our laugh, let's tackle this week's CLOWN IN A MILLION!

First off, there's Will John Avila from Pasig, stepping through the Club Mwah stage. Oh, the grossness of poor people according to him. Seems that he wants to be more like rich people like some kind of a rich breed of pedigree. Then, Edward "Peanut" Valespin from Sta. Cruz, Manila, takes over the center stage. Here comes the beauty queens! Okay, enough beauty queens for now, now it's showtime for Rolando Roy "Baba-Low" Cruz from Bulacan! Because he's "Baba-Low", he acts like late funnyman, Babalu! Looks like we got a future Babalu in here!

A big salute to the future Babalu! That's Baba-Low Cruz from Bulacan! Congatulations Rolando Roy "Baba-Low" Cruz! We salute you more like Banana Split salutes to the best scenes from Philippine movies such as Anak, Maging Sino Ka Man, Cheeta-eh Ganda Lalake, The Flor Contemplacion Story, Labs Kita OK Ka Lang?, and Isusumbong Kita sa Tatay Ko!