BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 9/3/11

Before we start, there was an announcement; Tsoknut, who won last week's Clown in a Million, got disqualified because of viewer comments saying that they have already seen Tsoknut from a rival network. Therefore, last week was declared NO CONTEST.

There is one basic rule to follow at Club Mwah:

BAWAL ANG MAYABANG DITO

...if you violate this, you'll get thrown by some pie on your face. Simple as that. BAWAL ANG MAYABANG DITO!

Anyway, here's this week's HOT ISSUE first before our Clown in a Million update:

1) One Manual Marquez at Manny Poohkyaw, magsasagupa for the 3rd time!

2) Judy Ann Santos, hindi inatrasan ang mga pasabog sa ating Tanong in the Can!

TANONG IN THE CAN QUESTIONS:

1) Do you believe that the only way to a man's heart is through his stomach?

2) Kung si Ryan ay isang ulam, anong putahe siya at bakit?

3) Pag happy ka, anong gusto mong lutuin at kainin?

4) Bakit pula ang itlog ang tawag sa pulang itlog? Eh, dilaw naman siya...

And now, here's the CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE!

Dax Carnay from Paranaque shows up with some fresh humor we had enjoyed. Then, Gerald "Jodie" Guillermo from Nueva Ecija steps up with the Jodie magic. This guy's got talent! The punchlines are way too perfect for him! After that, Mimi Aringo from Laguna is on the set! Oh my! Recommendations!

There is only one winner but not just one but two winners! The winners are.... Jodie Guillermo from Nueva Ecija and Mimi Aringo from Laguna!

ANG YABANG NIYO AH! (Smacked by pie)

BAWAL ANG MAYABANG DITO