ANG TV PATROL NEWS AND OTHER AFFAIRS!

In celebration of Banana Split Laughternoon Delight, looks like Banana Split's ANG TV PATROL got "leveled up" into ANG TV PATROL NEWS AND OTHER AFFAIRS! Mga balitang atin-atin lang!

The man who knows container vans!

NOW FOR SOME BREAKING NEWS! With the Bureau of Customs lost so much container vans, one spokesperson knows how to find the missing container vans by body searching all the employees! Oh wait, the container vans are too big to fill it in the employee's pockets!

FOR ANOTHER: Some bowling gags!

Here Melai! Try bowling with this!

And then, John Prats explain what will women do the male jobs in a segment they called it "Ibang-iba si Eba". What if women are doing the same jobs done by men? Such examples are:

1) Firefighters

Female firefighter

2) Bellboy

Bellgirl

3) Bodyguards

Female bodyguards

...well, women can do a lot of things!

And now for some short drama!

Once Hapon A Time Presents...SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK!

The wedding

The shortest "short drama" on Banana Split! Catch up again tomorrow for more!

...and for the weather report by Sunshine Sinag-Araw (Sunshine Garcia).

Sunshine Sinag-Araw (Sunshine Garcia)

Tomorrow, it will rain but when the sun shines, it will not rain, but if there is a marriage of a "tikbalang", it will rain while the sun shines!