Friday, August 5, 2011

Weightlifting with Mang Ben

Mang Ben lifts weights


Time for another Mang Ben! Mang Ben (Jayson Gainza) challenges some guy to some kind of weightlifting. First off, the lightweight challenge. Both the man and Mang Ben passed the challenge. Then, it's off on the middleweight. Both of them still got it. And for the final challenge; the heavyweight. The man couldn't lift it until Mang Ben's turn and managed to lift it! Mang Ben wins and he gets an extra heavy small trophy!

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:
Babae: Alam mo nung bata ako, tuwing kasal, lagi akong tinutukso ng matatanda.
Lalake: Talaga? Anong sinasabi nila?
Babae: Sabi nila "Uy susunod na siya!" Kakainis nga yun buti tumigil sila.
Lalake: Kelan sila tumigil?
Babae: Nung minsan nagpunta kami ng libing. Sabi ko "Uy, susunod na sila!"

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (JOBERT AUSTRIA):
Scorpio - Madami ang bagyo ngayong buwan na ito. Kaya bukas hindi ka papaso. Hindi ito dahil sa baha, suspension ng pasok, o masisiraan ka ng sasakyan. Ito ay dahil masisisante ka na bukas!

Bukas naman, mapapainom ang lahat ng kaibigan mo ng TUBIG!

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